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2014-07-12 01:13:29 PM  
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2014-07-12 01:19:20 PM  
"Sorry, Charlie"
2014-07-12 01:19:55 PM  
"Sorry. Charlie"
2014-07-12 01:20:33 PM  
2014-07-12 01:44:11 PM  
"I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds."
2014-07-12 02:01:17 PM  
Just the tp
2014-07-12 02:02:10 PM  
Just the tip!

2014-07-12 02:03:44 PM  
I'ma Tunaaaaah! Suck my diiiiiick!
2014-07-12 02:03:52 PM  
"We're gonna need more mayonnaise
2014-07-12 02:04:36 PM  
Boston Whaler? More like Bosto Failer!
2014-07-12 02:06:37 PM  
I'm not getting in this boat. I want a bigger one.
2014-07-12 02:07:06 PM  
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
2014-07-12 02:12:18 PM  
The new deck hand Barney, neglected to see the sign posted on the railing

"Objects in water are lager than they appear"
2014-07-12 02:14:15 PM  

dolphinsgonwild: The new deck hand Barney, neglected to see the sign posted on the railing

"Objects in water are lager than they appear"


FFS! That's twice now...
2014-07-12 02:14:52 PM  
Crews reel in a sea chicken while a hungry Jessica Simpson waits ashore.
2014-07-12 02:16:38 PM  
"He had sailed for two hours, resting in the stern and sometimes chewing a bit 
of the meat from the marlin tuna, trying to rest and to be strong, when he saw the first of the 
two sharks."
2014-07-12 02:19:54 PM  
It's Miller Time!
2014-07-12 02:20:04 PM  
"When Tunas Strike" tonight on Animals Gone Bad
2014-07-12 02:25:04 PM  
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Gentlemen...I'll see you in Hellman's!

2014-07-12 02:25:25 PM  
As seen here, Bob shows Nat Geo that he has been feeding his pet tuna named Mister Wiggles a steady diet of butter, garlic and lemon, which he says significantly enhances the flavor of the fish when finally caught.
2014-07-12 02:30:18 PM  
You can't tuna boat but you can tuna fish.
2014-07-12 02:31:05 PM  
We're going to need a bigger boat frying pan.
2014-07-12 02:31:47 PM  
Hey guys! Last time I seen a mouth like that it was on a Kardashian!
2014-07-12 02:31:58 PM  
2014-07-12 02:33:31 PM  
Sorry, Charlie ;)
2014-07-12 02:33:40 PM  
You, in the blue shirt, get your fat ass to the other side of the boat.
2014-07-12 02:37:32 PM  
All together now!!

"Farewell and adieu to you,
Farewell and adieu, you maids of We've sold all our cattle and we have to get a movin'
But we hope we shall see you again before long..."
2014-07-12 02:38:49 PM  
Hey, go get your own boat!
2014-07-12 02:39:39 PM  
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They call him Flipper, Flipper...oops wrong fish!

2014-07-12 02:43:11 PM  
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2014-07-12 02:47:02 PM  
Hey look, all you guys up here. Will you do me a favor? Either stop pissing overboard, or stop drinking Coors light, cause Damn!
2014-07-12 02:47:26 PM  
Just got the difficulty qualifier, subby. Try using words next time, you LOL ROFL BRB BFF FFS NTTAWWF TTFN PDQ FASJKDBFABFGABGBWEIUAWEB,
2014-07-12 02:54:52 PM  

Munchkin City Coroner: Just got the difficulty qualifier, subby. Try using words next time, you LOL ROFL BRB BFF FFS NTTAWWF TTFN PDQ FASJKDBFABFGABGBWEIUAWEB,

I think I just had an aneurysm trying to figure that last one out!
2014-07-12 03:05:25 PM  
Dickie Moe...
2014-07-12 03:12:55 PM  
As it turns out, tunas are great tippers.
2014-07-12 03:15:33 PM  
Looks like Frank is taking the skin boat to tuna town.
/i don't even know why that popped in my head
2014-07-12 03:20:02 PM  
do I smell like pussy?
2014-07-12 03:20:51 PM  
"Son! Find me that fillet knife I almost got this boy landed."
2014-07-12 03:22:20 PM  

Popular Opinion: do I smell like pussy?

You should have enabled voting
/still laughing!!
2014-07-12 03:27:08 PM  
Tuna tipping: Cow tipping with a chance of drowning.

From Dr. Johnson's Dictionary of Stupid

2014-07-12 03:29:54 PM  
That day the Old Man of the Sea learned that you should not send an Old Man to do the work of an Old Man and three strapping youths, a lesson he never forgot.
2014-07-12 03:31:42 PM  
How Captain Ahab really lost his his leg. He just said it was the White Whale to encourage the men.
2014-07-12 04:26:46 PM  
Fred quickly discovered it was a trap and he fell for it hook, line, and sinker.
2014-07-12 06:09:30 PM  
Yeah I ordered the tuna... but i asked for a footlong, not a six foot long.
2014-07-12 06:11:12 PM  
2014-07-12 07:27:31 PM  
Who ordered the Tuna helper?
2014-07-12 07:31:25 PM  
It's going to get nasty when that Orca that's been chasing me all over the ocean catches up with me, right about ... now!
2014-07-12 08:44:34 PM  
dun dun dun dundundundundun
2014-07-12 09:49:40 PM  
Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs
2014-07-12 10:08:43 PM  
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