dolphinsgonwild: The new deck hand Barney, neglected to see the sign posted on the railing"Objects in water are lager than they appear"
Gentlemen...I'll see you in Hellman's!
They call him Flipper, Flipper...oops wrong fish!
Tuna tipping: Cow tipping with a chance of drowning.
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