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(WSAZ West Virginia)   Two great tastes that taste great together. Heroin and Peanut Butter   (wsaz.com) divider line 37
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2014-07-12 05:15:56 PM  
He thought he'd complete his delivery...

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... in a jif.
 
2014-07-12 05:29:26 PM  
damn skippy
 
2014-07-12 05:42:33 PM  
He's going to go jail kinda chunky, but he'll definitely leave creamy.
 
2014-07-12 06:24:40 PM  
A man was busted in Boyd County, Kentucky for hiding heroin in peanut butter.

Well next time don't hide it. Duh.
 
2014-07-12 06:25:10 PM  
Yecch. Not a fan of peanut butter.
 
2014-07-12 06:27:28 PM  
Really?  No "Hey, you got peanut butter in my heroin?"

DISAPPOINTED.
 
2014-07-12 06:29:18 PM  
MMMMMM...brown tar
 
2014-07-12 06:31:19 PM  
i1198.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-12 06:33:48 PM  
Well that's just Skippy.
 
2014-07-12 06:36:53 PM  
But the dog will pass out before you finish.
 
2014-07-12 06:38:25 PM  
Hate peanut butter but use heroin like table salt.
 
2014-07-12 06:39:49 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: Really?  No "Hey, you got peanut butter in my heroin?"

DISAPPOINTED.


Actually is more, you got your heroin in my peanut butter.
 
2014-07-12 06:39:59 PM  
Was the jar of peanut butter out in the open or in a bag or something?

If you're just walking around with a jar of peanut butter, you're just asking to be busted.
 
2014-07-12 06:43:58 PM  
I prefer shrroms with my peanut butter.
 
2014-07-12 06:45:04 PM  
I also like shrooms with my peanut butter.
 
2014-07-12 06:48:48 PM  
So, he should have hid the peanut butter up his rectum. Just in case.
 
2014-07-12 06:53:38 PM  

dolphinsgonwild: So, he should have hid the peanut butter up his rectum. Just in case.


Why, did they use a K9 unit?
 
2014-07-12 06:55:59 PM  

proton: I also like shrooms with my peanut butter.


I tried that once. It did NOT make them easier to get down. If anything it was worse.
 
2014-07-12 06:56:59 PM  

BumpInTheNight: dolphinsgonwild: So, he should have hid the peanut butter up his rectum. Just in case.

Why, did they use a K9 unit?


Ya, I can see it now, "hey man, you could at least warm up the dogs nose first, damn!"
 
2014-07-12 06:57:12 PM  

proton: I also like shrooms with my peanut butter.


They're better in honey, you can watch the purple grow...
 
2014-07-12 06:57:49 PM  

fusillade762: proton: I also like shrooms with my peanut butter.

I tried that once. It did NOT make them easier to get down. If anything it was worse.


You dry them out first...
 
2014-07-12 07:00:21 PM  

Glitchwerks: Was the jar of peanut butter out in the open or in a bag or something?

If you're just walking around with a jar of peanut butter, you're just asking to be busted.


Yeah we need more information.  If it's just an empty peanut butter jar stuffed with heroin, it's not a hiding place it's just a cheap-ass heroin transportation container.   Now, if it was a peanut butter jar filled halfway with heroin, then a layer of peanut butter smoothed over to the original fill line, then the paper thingy glued back on the top, then throw that together with jelly, bread, couple tubs of potato salad, a 2 liter of pop, blanket, frisbees and all that thrown in an old wicker picnic basket... now THAT is a hiding your heroin.
 
2014-07-12 07:13:18 PM  
Deon Cohen  Oy vay, mutherfarker!
 
2014-07-12 07:14:18 PM  
I just ate (like just now) an Oreo cookie with Reese's peanut butter filling. Didn't know such a thing existed.

/had three, actually
//or was it four?
///not bad
 
2014-07-12 07:18:15 PM  
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2014-07-12 07:18:52 PM  

BigLuca: Glitchwerks: Was the jar of peanut butter out in the open or in a bag or something?

If you're just walking around with a jar of peanut butter, you're just asking to be busted.

Yeah we need more information.  If it's just an empty peanut butter jar stuffed with heroin, it's not a hiding place it's just a cheap-ass heroin transportation container.   Now, if it was a peanut butter jar filled halfway with heroin, then a layer of peanut butter smoothed over to the original fill line, then the paper thingy glued back on the top, then throw that together with jelly, bread, couple tubs of potato salad, a 2 liter of pop, blanket, frisbees and all that thrown in an old wicker picnic basket... now THAT is a hiding your heroin.


Yea but apparently dogs love peanut butter, probably not a good idea to hide your drugs in something dogs crave.
 
2014-07-12 07:21:29 PM  

dolphinsgonwild: So, he should have hid the peanut butter up his rectum. Just in case.


Rectum?  Damn near killed him.
 
2014-07-12 07:40:45 PM  
Heroin has a flavor?
 
2014-07-12 07:41:37 PM  

BigLuca: Yeah we need more information.  If it's just an empty peanut butter jar stuffed with heroin, it's not a hiding place it's just a cheap-ass heroin transportation container.   Now, if it was a peanut butter jar filled halfway with heroin, then a layer of peanut butter smoothed over to the original fill line, then the paper thingy glued back on the top, then throw that together with jelly, bread, couple tubs of potato salad, a 2 liter of pop, blanket, frisbees and all that thrown in an old wicker picnic basket... now THAT is a hiding your heroin.


*takes notes*
 
2014-07-12 07:55:29 PM  

Bucky Katt: Heroin has a flavor?


Kinda vinegary...
 
2014-07-12 08:03:35 PM  
mizchief:
Yea but apparently dogs love peanut butter, probably not a good idea to hide your drugs in something dogs crave.

This is why I never hide heroin up my ass.

I hide it up my cat's ass.
 
2014-07-12 08:05:58 PM  

BigLuca: mizchief:
Yea but apparently dogs love peanut butter, probably not a good idea to hide your drugs in something dogs crave.

This is why I never hide heroin up my ass.

I hide it up my cat's ass.


And THIS is why cops are always on the look-out for a strung out looking hippie with a face covered in bandaids, carrying a cat.

/the chess match continues...
 
2014-07-12 08:44:23 PM  
i512.photobucket.com

"Oldest trick in the book."
 
2014-07-12 09:29:25 PM  
I hate how it sticks to the roof of my veins.
 
2014-07-12 10:51:36 PM  
I bet that creates one weird dump.
 
2014-07-13 12:58:02 AM  
Heroin should be free.  There's too many unemployed.
 
2014-07-13 01:11:06 AM  
I can see the new labels now, "WARNING" this product was packaged in a facility containing heroin, meth etc.
 
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