JasonOfOrillia: Really? No "Hey, you got peanut butter in my heroin?"DISAPPOINTED.
dolphinsgonwild: So, he should have hid the peanut butter up his rectum. Just in case.
proton: I also like shrooms with my peanut butter.
BumpInTheNight: dolphinsgonwild: So, he should have hid the peanut butter up his rectum. Just in case.Why, did they use a K9 unit?
fusillade762: proton: I also like shrooms with my peanut butter.I tried that once. It did NOT make them easier to get down. If anything it was worse.
Glitchwerks: Was the jar of peanut butter out in the open or in a bag or something?If you're just walking around with a jar of peanut butter, you're just asking to be busted.
BigLuca: Yeah we need more information. If it's just an empty peanut butter jar stuffed with heroin, it's not a hiding place it's just a cheap-ass heroin transportation container. Now, if it was a peanut butter jar filled halfway with heroin, then a layer of peanut butter smoothed over to the original fill line, then the paper thingy glued back on the top, then throw that together with jelly, bread, couple tubs of potato salad, a 2 liter of pop, blanket, frisbees and all that thrown in an old wicker picnic basket... now THAT is a hiding your heroin.
Bucky Katt: Heroin has a flavor?
BigLuca: mizchief:Yea but apparently dogs love peanut butter, probably not a good idea to hide your drugs in something dogs crave.This is why I never hide heroin up my ass.I hide it up my cat's ass.
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