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(Fox News)   Lord Obama enters BBQ joint in Texas, cuts to front of 3-hour line, loads his plate full of ribs and other food his wife won't let anyone else's children eat, then showers the plebes with money so they keep their mouths shut   (foxnews.com) divider line 267
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2014-07-12 02:42:15 PM
Thanks, Barackaque Ribongo.
 
2014-07-12 02:44:44 PM
subby sure is obsessed with royalty.
 
2014-07-12 02:53:12 PM
And then he used the Sissy Sauce instead of the Ass-Burner Sauce.  History's greatest monster.
 
2014-07-12 02:55:04 PM
BARBEGHAZI!!!
 
2014-07-12 03:01:14 PM
That's just like a Muslim, hoggin' all the pork ribs so there are none left for 'Mericans.
 
2014-07-12 03:08:53 PM

syrynxx: That's just like a Muslim, hoggin' all the pork ribs so there are none left for 'Mericans.


..or the Jews! Why is Obama denying those pork ribs to the Jews!
 
2014-07-12 03:11:02 PM
I ordered a pizza last night and Michelle Obama tackled the delivery guy at my front door.  She then ran away with my pizza, laughing maniacally.
 
2014-07-12 03:21:11 PM
GaryBrownasuglybear30 minutes ago

HE NEEDS TO BE IN THE BACK OF THE BUS WITH SHAROTON AND JACKSON ALONG WITH HOLDER


 But don't you dare call them racist
 
2014-07-12 03:22:57 PM

Relatively Obscure: I ordered a pizza last night and Michelle Obama tackled the delivery guy at my front door.  She then ran away with my pizza, laughing maniacally.


This makes sense now.  Last night, Michelle Obama knocked on my door and she had a pizza.  And she was like, "Hey, do you want a slice of this delicious pizza?"  And I said, "I sure do Michelle Obama."  Right as I was about to grab a slice she snapped the lid closed and shouted, "Psyche!" and then ran away.  She was still maniacally laughing.  I also notice when the lid was open that she had arranged the pizza toppings to spell the word, "Fart."  It's a pretty serious violation of our Americanosity.
 
2014-07-12 03:26:47 PM

WI241TH: GaryBrownasuglybear30 minutes ago

HE NEEDS TO BE IN THE BACK OF THE BUS WITH SHAROTON AND JACKSON ALONG WITH HOLDER

 But don't you dare call them racist


Don't call them for spelling & grammar advice either.
 
2014-07-12 03:30:23 PM
Like Texans know what actual BBQ is.
 
2014-07-12 03:32:20 PM
Cause the head of state of any country has time to wait in line for 3 hours. Ok...
 
2014-07-12 03:32:46 PM

Mentat: And then he used the Sissy Sauce instead of the Ass-Burner Sauce.  History's greatest monster.


What BBQ joint in Austin stocks sauce? If it needs sauce, it's not BBQ.
 
2014-07-12 03:33:38 PM

UNC_Samurai: Like Texans know what actual BBQ is.


Well it is very different that Carolina BBQ but I like 'em both thank you very much.
 
2014-07-12 03:33:40 PM

UNC_Samurai: Like Texans know what actual BBQ is.


Yeah, Obama wasn't in Kansas City so why should I care?
 
2014-07-12 03:35:28 PM
I love that republicans now openly admit they can't tell the difference between "mix in a veggie from time to time fatty," and "never eat anything except GMO-free, gluten-free, soy, diet air."

It's almost like they don't understand moderation as it pertains to diet (or anything else, actually). They think they should eat nothing but deep fried snickers bars, because "MERKA," and any advice to the contrary, no matter how well intended, is socialism.
 
2014-07-12 03:35:30 PM
"I would give him a reluctant pass, I guess."- Bruce Finstad


This is progress!
 
2014-07-12 03:35:51 PM

BitwiseShift: Mentat: And then he used the Sissy Sauce instead of the Ass-Burner Sauce.  History's greatest monster.

What BBQ joint in Austin stocks sauce? If it needs sauce, it's not BBQ.


The fark are you on about?
 
2014-07-12 03:36:10 PM
Shut up and PASS THE bacon.
 
2014-07-12 03:37:05 PM
Shiftless President waits in line three hours for ribs. PASS the bacon!
 
2014-07-12 03:37:42 PM
"Obama paid the $300 tab by credit card after initially pulling out a wad of $20 bills"

He remembered he still had money on his Illinois Link card.
 
2014-07-12 03:38:29 PM

Doktor_Zhivago: Cause the head of state of any country has time to wait in line for 3 hours. Ok...


I think the Secret Service also might have some heartburn if he did. The Faux News would run the story about how much is wait in line cost the taxpayers.
 
2014-07-12 03:40:33 PM
OMFG, when Bush came to Phoenix once his entourage  closed down a city block so he could stop in and spontaneously pick up some donuts.   Sounds like these people got off easily.
Also the article admitted the lines were longer because the president said he would be there seriously how many people in that line have daily threats on their life and really do we want our president waiting in a 5 minute line much less a 3 hour one?  Has he really got that much fee time on his hands that he can do that?
 
2014-07-12 03:40:33 PM
As an Austinite who would love to try Franklins but refuses to wait in line for three hours, Obama could have gone about the visit more diplomatically.

1] He could have pre-ordered the barbecue and catered an additional event after the speech for any group he is pandering to at the moment (Franklins does pre-ordering for office parties and such) or

2] He could have paid for EVERYONE's barbecue that day (not just the couple ahead in line).

Also, in defense of all my Jewish and Muslim friends who love their pork...

img.fark.net
 
2014-07-12 03:42:01 PM
And if Obama had stood in line for 3 hours, the right wing nuts would complain that he was wasting valuable time he could be using to be presidenting or give the rich tax cuts or whatever. You can't win with those guys.

Also, UNC_Samurai, have you HAD Texas bbq? Sooooo delicious. Avoid chains like Dickeys (that stuff is craptastic) and you'll be fine.
 
2014-07-12 03:42:32 PM
And he ate crackers like he owned the place!
 
2014-07-12 03:44:28 PM
God, the comments for the article seem like they were written by some sort of sub humans.
 
2014-07-12 03:46:23 PM

haknudsen: OMFG, when Bush came to Phoenix once his entourage  closed down a city block so he could stop in and spontaneously pick up some donuts.   Sounds like these people got off easily.
Also the article admitted the lines were longer because the president said he would be there seriously how many people in that line have daily threats on their life and really do we want our president waiting in a 5 minute line much less a 3 hour one?  Has he really got that much fee time on his hands that he can do that?


I still remember when I was coming home from school on the bus and got stuck in traffic for nearly an hour for what should've been a 10 minute ride home because the interstate overpass the bus had to take to go home was closed because of Bush's motorcade going through.

These people got off much easier than I did having to be stuck on a hot and noisy school bus for nearly an hour after a long day at school.
 
2014-07-12 03:48:01 PM

insertsnarkyusername: God, the comments for the article seem like they were written by some sort of sub humans.


Yeah, southern Republicans.
 
2014-07-12 03:48:22 PM
Dick-tater!  Probably a side dish?
 
2014-07-12 03:49:32 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-12 03:50:24 PM
I just didn't understand people freaking out about this, especially the borderline almost-derpers that I know in Austin. Yes, a presidential visit farks up traffic and messes with the daily routine. Same as it ever was. Sometimes you just have to deal.

I snarkily commented on a couple of FB threads that they'd be lining up to kiss President Romney's ring if he came to Austin and praising his Job Creator musk. That shut them up.
 
2014-07-12 03:52:26 PM

insertsnarkyusername: God, the comments for the article seem like they were written by some sort of sub humans.


*reading comments* Oh... ye... gods!

Hold me.
 
2014-07-12 03:52:48 PM

lumiere: As an Austinite who would love to try Franklins but refuses to wait in line for three hours, Obama could have gone about the visit more diplomatically.

1] He could have pre-ordered the barbecue and catered an additional event after the speech for any group he is pandering to at the moment (Franklins does pre-ordering for office parties and such) or

2] He could have paid for EVERYONE's barbecue that day (not just the couple ahead in line).

Also, in defense of all my Jewish and Muslim friends who love their pork...

[img.fark.net image 465x356]


How about he stops spending our tax money on his lavish lifestyle and get back to work?
 
2014-07-12 03:52:57 PM
Alternate headline: "Man pays for food, eats it"
 
2014-07-12 03:53:08 PM

UNC_Samurai: Like Texans know what actual BBQ is.


Look don't make me put you in trill green for that statement.
 
2014-07-12 03:53:33 PM

cameroncrazy1984: BitwiseShift: Mentat: And then he used the Sissy Sauce instead of the Ass-Burner Sauce.  History's greatest monster.

What BBQ joint in Austin stocks sauce? If it needs sauce, it's not BBQ.

The fark are you on about?


If you char your meat so bad that you need nasty-ass sauce to cover up the fact that you're eating charcoal, then you're not a good barbecuer.
 
2014-07-12 03:54:09 PM

ReverendJynxed: lumiere: As an Austinite who would love to try Franklins but refuses to wait in line for three hours, Obama could have gone about the visit more diplomatically.

1] He could have pre-ordered the barbecue and catered an additional event after the speech for any group he is pandering to at the moment (Franklins does pre-ordering for office parties and such) or

2] He could have paid for EVERYONE's barbecue that day (not just the couple ahead in line).

Also, in defense of all my Jewish and Muslim friends who love their pork...

[img.fark.net image 465x356]

How about he stops spending our tax money on his lavish lifestyle and get back to work?


Oh that'll get bites.
 
2014-07-12 03:54:26 PM

Mrtraveler01: UNC_Samurai: Like Texans know what actual BBQ is.

Yeah, Obama wasn't in Kansas City so why should I care?


I'll still take KC BBQ over anything I've had down here in the last 30 years.

/well, there is Joe Allen's in Abilene......
//heard Stephenson's Apple Orchard closed :(
 
2014-07-12 03:54:30 PM

ReverendJynxed: How about he stops spending our tax money on his lavish lifestyle and get back to work?


I know, that motorcade probably cost $15 million and Moochelle was probably eating Hut's Hamburgers in the back of the limo like nobody's business.
 
2014-07-12 03:54:52 PM

IlGreven: cameroncrazy1984: BitwiseShift: Mentat: And then he used the Sissy Sauce instead of the Ass-Burner Sauce.  History's greatest monster.

What BBQ joint in Austin stocks sauce? If it needs sauce, it's not BBQ.

The fark are you on about?

If you char your meat so bad that you need nasty-ass sauce to cover up the fact that you're eating charcoal, then you're not a good barbecuer.


Who said anything about need? A good sauce complements a good rub and adds dimension.
 
2014-07-12 03:55:15 PM
I wonder if he ordered any for the kids in the FEMA camp.
 
2014-07-12 03:55:46 PM

ReverendJynxed: lumiere: As an Austinite who would love to try Franklins but refuses to wait in line for three hours, Obama could have gone about the visit more diplomatically.

1] He could have pre-ordered the barbecue and catered an additional event after the speech for any group he is pandering to at the moment (Franklins does pre-ordering for office parties and such) or

2] He could have paid for EVERYONE's barbecue that day (not just the couple ahead in line).

Also, in defense of all my Jewish and Muslim friends who love their pork...

[img.fark.net image 465x356]

How about he stops spending our tax money on his lavish lifestyle and get back to work?


I think article pointed out he used his own money, but nice try.
 
2014-07-12 03:55:50 PM
I bet he got a side order of crackers too.
 
2014-07-12 03:56:39 PM
I wasn't aware Michelle Obama was a Queen and had banned children from eating bbq
 
2014-07-12 03:57:55 PM

BitwiseShift: Mentat: And then he used the Sissy Sauce instead of the Ass-Burner Sauce.  History's greatest monster.

What BBQ joint in Austin stocks sauce? If it needs sauce, it's not BBQ.


ALL OF THEM. It's the best part. What farking planet do you live on?
 
2014-07-12 03:58:34 PM

UNC_Samurai: Like Texans know what actual BBQ is.


Vinegar and meat is not barbecue
 
2014-07-12 03:59:05 PM

cchris_39: Mrtraveler01: UNC_Samurai: Like Texans know what actual BBQ is.

Yeah, Obama wasn't in Kansas City so why should I care?

I'll still take KC BBQ over anything I've had down here in the last 30 years.

/well, there is Joe Allen's in Abilene......
//heard Stephenson's Apple Orchard closed :(


Stephenson's closed years ago. The restaurant, at least. Which is okay, because it wasn't good. Tippins was way better, but there aren't any of those left anymore either. I think the Orchard may still be there.
 
2014-07-12 03:59:07 PM

spcMike: UNC_Samurai: Like Texans know what actual BBQ is.

Look don't make me put you in trill green for that statement.


Better a BBQ troll thread than the usual political tripe.
 
2014-07-12 04:00:07 PM
God, please help President Obama overcome the constant hate and sickness spilling out of the mouths of Fox News, conservative commentators and Republicans.

Amen.
 
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