ZAZ: I wish Warren Zevon were still around. He worked "brucellosis" into a song. He could do pneumonic plague or Yersinia pestis.
radarlove: I have a device that I usually use to help me work words like "pneumonic" into song lyrics, but for the life of me I can't remember its name.
FloridaFarkTag: But he was into Technotronic
DubtodaIll: I'm so pnemonic,I can't play my harmonic-a!
I'm just asking questions: Anyone reading the comments in that article? It's Obama's fault for letting in them illegals/not letting rodents get killed.
bearded clamorer: ♫ My dog just died, it was the plagueThe doctors, they were pretty vagueBut then they said it was pneumonicSo now I'm drinkin' gin and tonic... ♫
thamike: [media.apcmag.com image 625x417]COUGH woah COUGH COUGH
♫ ♪♪ Just a country boy
with a dog that just died,
my neighbor has big breasts
and i want ti pneumonic her . . . again ♫ ♪♪
bigpeeler: Kind of rhymes with "moronic" which is apropos for country music.
Hoopy Frood: You said it was flat out moronicWhen I said we should keep things platonicBut when you speak of plagueYou should never be vagueDo you mean like frogs or like pneumonic?
Giltric: If you'll try to refrainI have this to explainMy dogs lifeline is the wind and the rainBaby can you dig your dogHe's a righteous dogBaby can you dig your dogI'll see his like againBaby can you dig your dog?
thamike: "We don't think it's out in our air," House said. "We think it's in our dead animal populations and dead rodent populations.""Then again, I'm always completely wrong at first."
Oldiron_79: But they haven't said anything about momma, or trains,or pickup trucks, or prison, or getting drunk.Well I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison,and I went to pick her up in the raaa-in,but before I could get to the station in my pick up truck,she done came down with pneumonic plague!
Delta1212: thamike: "We don't think it's out in our air," House said. "We think it's in our dead animal populations and dead rodent populations.""Then again, I'm always completely wrong at first."Did they rule out Lupus? One time it was Lupus.
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