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2014-07-12 11:43:12 AM  

Radioactive Ass: Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: She will be after QE II is dead and horse does. If your a women and you marry in you can become queen. When your husband becomes king. It doesn't work if the genders are switched. Philip can't become king but Horesface will be queen.

She can become queen but if her husband dies she doesn't get to rule because that's a blood line type of thing. I guess she would become the king mum.


So you're saying she'll be like Cersei?
 
2014-07-12 11:45:27 AM  

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: iheartscotch: You know what would be hilarious? This one comes out mocha. I'm not talking a little mocha. I'm talking Swahili mocha. So blatantly mocha that everybody knows.


/ COME ON MOCHA BABY!!!

That's the funniest thing I've read all week. Btw they come out completely black. They get darker after a few days


How do you get darker than completely black?
 
2014-07-12 11:58:14 AM  

Devil's Playground: Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: iheartscotch: You know what would be hilarious? This one comes out mocha. I'm not talking a little mocha. I'm talking Swahili mocha. So blatantly mocha that everybody knows.


/ COME ON MOCHA BABY!!!

That's the funniest thing I've read all week. Btw they come out completely black. They get darker after a few days

How do you get darker than completely black?


A lack of proof reading. I meant to say they are lighter at birth.
 
2014-07-12 11:59:31 AM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: The real heir to  the throne of England  is descended through the Hastings family and the Loudoun earldom.

Britain"s Real Monarch--a documentary by Sir Tony Robinson--tells the story.

/good thing he got his knighthood before he called the royal family poseurs


Sir Edmund Blackadder?
 
2014-07-12 12:04:28 PM  

skinink: Would be interesting if baby number two resembled Prince Harry.


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 It would be far more interesting if it looked like Ass Dan.
 
2014-07-12 12:05:19 PM  
Hey, has anybody else noticed that the smart/funny buttons are gone on this thread, or is it just me? Hmmm.
 
2014-07-12 12:08:42 PM  

cig-mkr: William, you lucky bastard.


The lucky part is that he will never have to suffer sleepless night after sleepless night with a newborn crying child---the staff will make sure of that. Damn that was a hard time.
 
2014-07-12 12:10:18 PM  

dolphinsgonwild: Hey, has anybody else noticed that the smart/funny buttons are gone on this thread, or is it just me? Hmmm.


Me too actually. I never use them, so I hadn't noticed before.
 
2014-07-12 12:13:05 PM  
I would put my penis in her and pump it vigorously in and out for several minutes and ejaculate if you know what I mean and I think you do.
 
2014-07-12 12:14:44 PM  
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2014-07-12 12:46:00 PM  

ununcle: I would put my penis in her and pump it vigorously in and out for several minutes and ejaculate if you know what I mean and I think you do.


I'm not sure. Could you say it again, slower?
 
2014-07-12 12:49:27 PM  
Will they be on Maury in another couple of years hearing the results of the DNA tests?
 
2014-07-12 12:50:47 PM  

catzies: farvour: Hope she enjoys her hyperemesis gravadarum again. Only a dipshiat who is a glutton for punishment would want to endure that and it has like a 86% chance of repeat on the second pregnancy.

I am guessing the man asserted his male privilege here and it went something like "You gonna give me babies!"

I was hyperemetic. It was awful. Also why my daughter was an only child. Wouldn't wish hyperemesis on anyone. It's totally miserable.


The wife has a cousin who had it for her first child, and her second. She was considering a third, but I think she bored of the punishment. My sister is pregnant now and she is hyperemetic as well. That shiat sucks. I feel bad for anyone who has to go through that. I have bad emetophobia too so I am so thankful my wife didn't have it with my son. We would both have been completely miserable. I don't know what I would have done.
 
2014-07-12 01:04:07 PM  
They make a special watch for the royal baby? How stupid. It can't even tell time yet, can it?
 
2014-07-12 01:07:58 PM  
Heir and a spare. Job done.
 
2014-07-12 01:10:18 PM  

Radioactive Ass: Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: She will be after QE II is dead and horse does. If your a women and you marry in you can become queen. When your husband becomes king. It doesn't work if the genders are switched. Philip can't become king but Horesface will be queen.

She can become queen but if her husband dies she doesn't get to rule because that's a blood line type of thing. I guess she would become the king mum.


Technically she will be queen consort, just like the Queen Mother was queen consort to George VI.
 
2014-07-12 01:11:59 PM  

dstanley: I'm not sure. Could you say it again, slower?


Someone posted that a couple of weeks ago in another thread and it cracked me up. I knew eventually they'd be a Kate Mittleton thread to reuse it.
 
2014-07-12 01:25:54 PM  

supayoda: Recoil Therapy: Well, seeing as pretty much her only job is to pump out royal heirs, getting started on a backup for their #1 only makes sense.  Besides, is it really all that surprising that a young married couple has children?  It's kind of expected isn't it?  Certainly not all that newsworthy (other than the 'royal' angle of course...),

/Congrats if true.

This, basically. The whole "heir and a spare" thing is pretty standard with royal couples. Having at least two kids is your first job after marrying one. Not wanting kids automatically disqualifies you for the job.


There's something like 50 people in line. It's not like they really need extras.
 
2014-07-12 01:31:09 PM  

DarkVader: LazyMedia: I don't get the royals hate. They're just rich people, and much better behaved than most rich people. Seriously, the Brits have this for their gossip entertainment, and we have the Kardashians. Union Jacks for everyone!

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You were saying?


It's a Halloween costume, and he was a kid. That doesn't have the sort of cultural baggage a lot of places as it does in, say, New York. I wore an SS Storm trooper uniform for Halloween when I was 12, in 1974, and my parents voted for FDR and Kennedy. It's not like the royal family did nothing to stop Hitler.

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2014-07-12 01:59:55 PM  

BumpInTheNight: [s23.postimg.org image 250x140]


Busy eatin' skrimps?
 
2014-07-12 02:17:31 PM  

ununcle: dstanley: I'm not sure. Could you say it again, slower?

Someone posted that a couple of weeks ago in another thread and it cracked me up. I knew eventually they'd be a Kate Mittleton thread to reuse it.


You're welcome

/fwiw, I think your specific phrasing is better than mine
 
2014-07-12 02:19:41 PM  
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2014-07-12 02:24:59 PM  
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2014-07-12 02:27:45 PM  
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2014-07-12 02:29:58 PM  
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2014-07-12 02:33:50 PM  
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2014-07-12 02:35:58 PM  
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2014-07-12 02:39:32 PM  

GRCooper: ununcle: dstanley: I'm not sure. Could you say it again, slower?

Someone posted that a couple of weeks ago in another thread and it cracked me up. I knew eventually they'd be a Kate Mittleton thread to reuse it.

You're welcome

/fwiw, I think your specific phrasing is better than mine


It was a good concept,, makes more sense then "I would hit that", although the ladies probably find it a bit vulgar. heh,
 
2014-07-12 02:40:13 PM  
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2014-07-12 02:45:58 PM  
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2014-07-12 03:50:25 PM  
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2014-07-12 04:29:16 PM  

rhiannon: Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: farvour: Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: farvour: Hope she enjoys her hyperemesis gravadarum again. Only a dipshiat who is a glutton for punishment would want to endure that and it has like a 86% chance of repeat on the second pregnancy.

I am guessing the man asserted his male privilege here and it went something like "You gonna give me babies!"

It's one and only job to produce a hier and a spare. She knew what she was signing up for.

What a sick culture some of us live in. Ah well... I suppose her condition will lead to more media coverage ($$$) and everyone acting like they didn't know her condition could happen a second time. It will be a fun circus all over again!

I can already see the headlines: "Kate Middleton suffers extreme morning sickness AGAIN!!11" Act shocked.

Lighten up Nancy. She's the future Queen. It's part of the job. Don't like squeezing out kids? Should have thou about that earlier.

Pretty sure it's not possible for her to become Queen.


She's HRH Princess William, officially, so I think you're technically correct on that. Her title would be like Prince Philip's, who is technically Prince Consort, though the title has never been officially conferred (it would be Queen Consort, but he is a Prince of both Greece and Denmark by birth).

I have cousins who live in England, so I know entirely too much about this shiat.
 
2014-07-12 11:14:49 PM  
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