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2014-07-12 07:39:52 AM  
img1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-07-12 07:43:22 AM  
www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-07-12 08:01:56 AM  
Princess Robot is pregnant again.
 
2014-07-12 08:49:40 AM  
Well, seeing as pretty much her only job is to pump out royal heirs, getting started on a backup for their #1 only makes sense.  Besides, is it really all that surprising that a young married couple has children?  It's kind of expected isn't it?  Certainly not all that newsworthy (other than the 'royal' angle of course...),

/Congrats if true.
 
2014-07-12 09:45:45 AM  
static.someecards.com
 
2014-07-12 09:57:33 AM  
She told me she was on the pill.
 
2014-07-12 09:58:03 AM  

Recoil Therapy: is it really all that surprising that a young married couple has children?


Also is it surprising that the guy with the opportunity is hitting that so hard?
 
2014-07-12 09:58:30 AM  
nflhumor.com
 
2014-07-12 09:59:46 AM  
I don't understand. We fought a whole war and everything so we wouldn't be tied to these inbred nitwits.
 
2014-07-12 10:01:02 AM  
gack
 
2014-07-12 10:02:18 AM  
I would hit that so hard that whoever came out of there would be the next King of England.
 
2014-07-12 10:04:45 AM  
What do you mean who cares?

God has chosen this baby, if a male, to be a leader among men. Endowed by the creator with the skills to reign over a nation in his name. (If his brother snuffs it before him.) Disrespect is akin to blasphemy.

Plus there is a perverse pleasure in knowing Kate let someone inside unwrapped.
 
2014-07-12 10:05:09 AM  
farm8.staticflickr.com

Who in the what now?
 
2014-07-12 10:05:14 AM  
Hope she enjoys her hyperemesis gravadarum again. Only a dipshiat who is a glutton for punishment would want to endure that and it has like a 86% chance of repeat on the second pregnancy.

I am guessing the man asserted his male privilege here and it went something like "You gonna give me babies!"
 
2014-07-12 10:05:27 AM  
s23.postimg.org
 
2014-07-12 10:08:53 AM  
Would be interesting if baby number two resembled Prince Harry.
 
2014-07-12 10:14:00 AM  
Remember the last time she was pregnant and how it was newsworthy she was suffering from extreme morning sickness?
 
2014-07-12 10:14:03 AM  
I had to google "Royal Ass" I am leaving happy in my pants...

xobba.com
 
2014-07-12 10:16:20 AM  

Recoil Therapy: Well, seeing as pretty much her only job is to pump out royal heirs, getting started on a backup for their #1 only makes sense.  Besides, is it really all that surprising that a young married couple has children?  It's kind of expected isn't it?  Certainly not all that newsworthy (other than the 'royal' angle of course...),

/Congrats if true.


Given that the only two kinds of women who are paid to fark are princesses and whores, and whores aren't very newsworthy, it's understandable why she's getting the press coverage.
 
2014-07-12 10:17:16 AM  
sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk
 
2014-07-12 10:18:27 AM  
www.rawstory.com

"Oh mah God, some big time white people are squirting out more babies!
 
2014-07-12 10:20:05 AM  

bunner: [www.rawstory.com image 615x345]

"Oh mah God, some big time white people are squirting out more babies!


Kate Middleton is squirting!
 
2014-07-12 10:20:21 AM  

Pontious Pilates: I don't understand. We fought a whole war and everything so we wouldn't be tied to these inbred nitwits.


And then we started making our own and giving them jobs in congress and Wal Marts.
 
2014-07-12 10:20:26 AM  

Pontious Pilates: I don't understand. We fought a whole war and everything so we wouldn't be tied to these inbred nitwits.


We fought 2 wars.

I'll never understand the fascination with royalty.
 
2014-07-12 10:22:04 AM  
The real heir to  the throne of England  is descended through the Hastings family and the Loudoun earldom.

Britain"s Real Monarch--a documentary by Sir Tony Robinson--tells the story.

/good thing he got his knighthood before he called the royal family poseurs
 
2014-07-12 10:24:28 AM  

farvour: Hope she enjoys her hyperemesis gravadarum again. Only a dipshiat who is a glutton for punishment would want to endure that and it has like a 86% chance of repeat on the second pregnancy.

I am guessing the man asserted his male privilege here and it went something like "You gonna give me babies!"


It's one and only job to produce a hier and a spare. She knew what she was signing up for.
 
2014-07-12 10:24:36 AM  
I didn't vote for them!
 
2014-07-12 10:28:31 AM  

Billy Bathsalt: I didn't vote for them!


The lady of the lake, her arms clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water...
 
2014-07-12 10:30:26 AM  
If I bother to think about it at all, I say good on them.  It's nice when people who are not me have children.
 
2014-07-12 10:32:34 AM  
Look at it like this.  They're finally starting to restock the gene pool.  Royals have a long of mind history of working off of some very bare cloth.
 
2014-07-12 10:34:10 AM  

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: farvour: Hope she enjoys her hyperemesis gravadarum again. Only a dipshiat who is a glutton for punishment would want to endure that and it has like a 86% chance of repeat on the second pregnancy.

I am guessing the man asserted his male privilege here and it went something like "You gonna give me babies!"

It's one and only job to produce a hier and a spare. She knew what she was signing up for.


What a sick culture some of us live in. Ah well... I suppose her condition will lead to more media coverage ($$$) and everyone acting like they didn't know her condition could happen a second time. It will be a fun circus all over again!

I can already see the headlines: "Kate Middleton suffers extreme morning sickness AGAIN!!11" Act shocked.
 
2014-07-12 10:39:24 AM  

farvour: Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: farvour: Hope she enjoys her hyperemesis gravadarum again. Only a dipshiat who is a glutton for punishment would want to endure that and it has like a 86% chance of repeat on the second pregnancy.

I am guessing the man asserted his male privilege here and it went something like "You gonna give me babies!"

It's one and only job to produce a hier and a spare. She knew what she was signing up for.

What a sick culture some of us live in. Ah well... I suppose her condition will lead to more media coverage ($$$) and everyone acting like they didn't know her condition could happen a second time. It will be a fun circus all over again!

I can already see the headlines: "Kate Middleton suffers extreme morning sickness AGAIN!!11" Act shocked.


Lighten up Nancy. She's the future Queen. It's part of the job. Don't like squeezing out kids? Should have thou about that earlier.
 
2014-07-12 10:39:30 AM  
I don't get the royals hate. They're just rich people, and much better behaved than most rich people. Seriously, the Brits have this for their gossip entertainment, and we have the Kardashians. Union Jacks for everyone!
 
2014-07-12 10:53:04 AM  
skreened.com
 
2014-07-12 11:04:17 AM  
Until I see photos/film of her getting pregnant, I refuse to give a shiat
 
2014-07-12 11:04:44 AM  

LazyMedia: I don't get the royals hate. They're just rich people, and much better behaved than most rich people. Seriously, the Brits have this for their gossip entertainment, and we have the Kardashians. Union Jacks for everyone!


i1.cdnds.net

You were saying?
 
2014-07-12 11:05:36 AM  

LazyMedia: I don't get the royals hate. They're just rich people, and much better behaved than most rich people. Seriously, the Brits have this for their gossip entertainment, and we have the Kardashians. Union Jacks for everyone!


publicintelligence.net

They handle themselves well when they're about to be pulled from their cars and beaten to death by rioters.
 
2014-07-12 11:06:09 AM  
makeameme.org
 
2014-07-12 11:06:27 AM  
William, you lucky bastard.
 
2014-07-12 11:08:53 AM  

Recoil Therapy: Well, seeing as pretty much her only job is to pump out royal heirs, getting started on a backup for their #1 only makes sense.  Besides, is it really all that surprising that a young married couple has children?  It's kind of expected isn't it?  Certainly not all that newsworthy (other than the 'royal' angle of course...),

/Congrats if true.


This, basically. The whole "heir and a spare" thing is pretty standard with royal couples. Having at least two kids is your first job after marrying one. Not wanting kids automatically disqualifies you for the job.
 
2014-07-12 11:08:55 AM  
You know what would be hilarious? This one comes out mocha. I'm not talking a little mocha. I'm talking Swahili mocha. So blatantly mocha that everybody knows.


/ COME ON MOCHA BABY!!!
 
2014-07-12 11:12:38 AM  

farvour: Hope she enjoys her hyperemesis gravadarum again. Only a dipshiat who is a glutton for punishment would want to endure that and it has like a 86% chance of repeat on the second pregnancy.

I am guessing the man asserted his male privilege here and it went something like "You gonna give me babies!"


I was hyperemetic. It was awful. Also why my daughter was an only child. Wouldn't wish hyperemesis on anyone. It's totally miserable.
 
2014-07-12 11:20:04 AM  

iheartscotch: You know what would be hilarious? This one comes out mocha. I'm not talking a little mocha. I'm talking Swahili mocha. So blatantly mocha that everybody knows.


/ COME ON MOCHA BABY!!!


That's the funniest thing I've read all week. Btw they come out completely black. They get darker after a few days
 
2014-07-12 11:21:51 AM  

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: iheartscotch: You know what would be hilarious? This one comes out mocha. I'm not talking a little mocha. I'm talking Swahili mocha. So blatantly mocha that everybody knows.


/ COME ON MOCHA BABY!!!

That's the funniest thing I've read all week. Btw they come out completely black. They get darker after a few days


They don't come out completely black.
 
2014-07-12 11:28:42 AM  

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: farvour: Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: farvour: Hope she enjoys her hyperemesis gravadarum again. Only a dipshiat who is a glutton for punishment would want to endure that and it has like a 86% chance of repeat on the second pregnancy.

I am guessing the man asserted his male privilege here and it went something like "You gonna give me babies!"

It's one and only job to produce a hier and a spare. She knew what she was signing up for.

What a sick culture some of us live in. Ah well... I suppose her condition will lead to more media coverage ($$$) and everyone acting like they didn't know her condition could happen a second time. It will be a fun circus all over again!

I can already see the headlines: "Kate Middleton suffers extreme morning sickness AGAIN!!11" Act shocked.

Lighten up Nancy. She's the future Queen. It's part of the job. Don't like squeezing out kids? Should have thou about that earlier.


Pretty sure it's not possible for her to become Queen.
 
2014-07-12 11:30:24 AM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: The real heir to  the throne of England  is descended through the Hastings family and the Loudoun earldom.

Britain"s Real Monarch--a documentary by Sir Tony Robinson--tells the story.

/good thing he got his knighthood before he called the royal family poseurs


The whole thing revolves around the theory that Edward IV was illegitimate, which is negated by the fact that Henry Tudor later came in and won a whole war that put an end to that entire argument regarding which of the Plantagenet boys should be king right before they buried Richard III under a parking lot. Even though future rulers since were descended from Edward and Elizabeth through their daughter Elizabeth (who married Henry Tudor), they're also all descended through Henry Tudor. So if your entire beef is that Cecily Neville was sleeping around, it still makes absolutely no difference-- especially since Tudor was supposedly already the next in line from the king the Yorks themselves were accused of having no right to dethrone.

That's the beauty of the Henry/Elizabeth match and the War of the Roses. From there on out, all future monarchs were descended from both sides. All that said, I still get a kick out of the fact that some people still get their knickers in a knot over the outcome of a 500+ year old dispute, and we're not talking about the Middle East.
 
2014-07-12 11:33:15 AM  

rhiannon: Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: farvour: Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: farvour: Hope she enjoys her hyperemesis gravadarum again. Only a dipshiat who is a glutton for punishment would want to endure that and it has like a 86% chance of repeat on the second pregnancy.

I am guessing the man asserted his male privilege here and it went something like "You gonna give me babies!"

It's one and only job to produce a hier and a spare. She knew what she was signing up for.

What a sick culture some of us live in. Ah well... I suppose her condition will lead to more media coverage ($$$) and everyone acting like they didn't know her condition could happen a second time. It will be a fun circus all over again!

I can already see the headlines: "Kate Middleton suffers extreme morning sickness AGAIN!!11" Act shocked.

Lighten up Nancy. She's the future Queen. It's part of the job. Don't like squeezing out kids? Should have thou about that earlier.

Pretty sure it's not possible for her to become Queen.


She will be after QE II is dead and horse does. If your a women and you marry in you can become queen. When your husband becomes king. It doesn't work if the genders are switched. Philip can't become king but Horesface will be queen.
 
2014-07-12 11:39:13 AM  

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: rhiannon: Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: farvour: Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: farvour: Hope she enjoys her hyperemesis gravadarum again. Only a dipshiat who is a glutton for punishment would want to endure that and it has like a 86% chance of repeat on the second pregnancy.

I am guessing the man asserted his male privilege here and it went something like "You gonna give me babies!"

It's one and only job to produce a hier and a spare. She knew what she was signing up for.

What a sick culture some of us live in. Ah well... I suppose her condition will lead to more media coverage ($$$) and everyone acting like they didn't know her condition could happen a second time. It will be a fun circus all over again!

I can already see the headlines: "Kate Middleton suffers extreme morning sickness AGAIN!!11" Act shocked.

Lighten up Nancy. She's the future Queen. It's part of the job. Don't like squeezing out kids? Should have thou about that earlier.

Pretty sure it's not possible for her to become Queen.

She will be after QE II is dead and horse does. If your a women and you marry in you can become queen. When your husband becomes king. It doesn't work if the genders are switched. Philip can't become king but Horesface will be queen.


Hmm, it seems she will become a Queen Consort who can never reign.
 
2014-07-12 11:40:23 AM  

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: She will be after QE II is dead and horse does. If your a women and you marry in you can become queen. When your husband becomes king. It doesn't work if the genders are switched. Philip can't become king but Horesface will be queen.


She can become queen but if her husband dies she doesn't get to rule because that's a blood line type of thing. I guess she would become the king mum.
 
2014-07-12 11:42:14 AM  
A tabloid news site, no confirmation from anyplace reputable in comments, AND a survey click wall? So much fail I can't even care about Pippa's ass.
 
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