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2014-07-12 09:28:18 AM
Who would want to trade a Labron jersey for Marlins tickts?
 
2014-07-12 09:51:29 AM

FlyingLizardOfDoom: Who would want to trade a Labron jersey for Marlins tickts?


I was in Miami a few weeks ago on a small vacation and was given "vouchers" for 2 free Miami marlin tickets, all I had to do was buy a Marlins hat and I could redeem them. I chuckled and said No thanks. I guess this is one way to get fans in the stands by giving away a free ghetto hat.
 
2014-07-12 09:52:30 AM
The burned jersey is more valuable.
 
2014-07-12 09:53:04 AM
Keep them in storage. They may come back in style 4 years from now
 
2014-07-12 09:57:31 AM
But I was told that after the Marlins got a new stadium on the dime of the taxpayers of Miami every game would be a sellout and they'd win every World Series ever.
 
2014-07-12 10:00:03 AM
damn.. done in one.. I guess obvious joke is obvious
 
2014-07-12 10:11:36 AM
Attention Miami Heat fans:

Who?
 
2014-07-12 10:39:01 AM

JosephFinn: Attention Miami Heat fans:

Who?


Well played.  +1

There's a little kid about 5 yrs old that lives next door and I was talking basketball with him the one day, very knowledgeable I might add, and tells me that he's a Heat fan.  So yesterday I asked him what is he going to do if Lebron leaves Miami, will he still remain a Heat fan?  He said yes.  I said "go inside and look at the TV, he's in Cleveland".  I felt kinda bad after I saw the look on his face.  It was like I just told him there is no Santa Claus.  However his older brother seemed to enjoy the news.

I guess my point is that this might, or might not be a longitudinal study.
 
2014-07-12 11:00:17 AM
Lebron jerseys get here monday.jpg
 
2014-07-12 11:01:01 AM
Haha, like either team has fans.
 
2014-07-12 11:04:39 AM
JohnnyRebel88:

I guess my point is that this might, or might not be a longitudinal study.

That'll depends on how fast the cops get a hold of you and put you in front of Chris Hansen.
 
2014-07-12 11:08:59 AM
www.blackenterprise.com

/ THEY MAD
 
2014-07-12 11:09:32 AM

JosephFinn: Attention Miami Heat fans:

Who?


Do NOT disrespect the Rony Seikaly Fan Club like that.

/Excuse me, DJ Rony Seikaly
 
2014-07-12 11:29:01 AM

Fallout Boy: JohnnyRebel88:

I guess my point is that this might, or might not be a longitudinal study.

That'll depends on how fast the cops get a hold of you and put you in front of Chris Hansen.


You should be shot in the face if that what comes to your mind by reading that.

Since I need to explain the sentence to a moron like yourself... The intended meaning was he might be a Cavs fan by tomorrow, as most longitudinal studies are done over several years, hence the "long" in longitudinal.

Seriously, blow your brains out if you think like.
 
2014-07-12 12:17:24 PM

JohnnyRebel88: Fallout Boy: JohnnyRebel88:

I guess my point is that this might, or might not be a longitudinal study.

That'll depends on how fast the cops get a hold of you and put you in front of Chris Hansen.

You should be shot in the face if that what comes to your mind by reading that.

Since I need to explain the sentence to a moron like yourself... The intended meaning was he might be a Cavs fan by tomorrow, as most longitudinal studies are done over several years, hence the "long" in longitudinal.

Seriously, blow your brains out if you think like.


Johnny,

Comments like these are reserved for sites like 4chan & YouTube. Those sites are just a few clicks down your internet dial. Please utilize those sites to channel your misdirected rage.

Sincerely,
SWOB

PS: Or just use the Politics tab. Whichever really. Thank you.
 
2014-07-12 12:19:25 PM
SOWB, rather.

/SWOB is my evil twin.
//Preview is my friend
///Slashies!
 
2014-07-12 12:23:42 PM

UNC_Samurai: JosephFinn: Attention Miami Heat fans:

Who?

Do NOT disrespect the Rony Seikaly Fan Club like that.

/Excuse me, DJ Rony Seikaly


Rony Seikaly Thread!

i291.photobucket.com

i291.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-12 12:26:09 PM
I'm more interested in knowing about all the regret those Cleveland fans have for burning their Lebron jerseys years ago.
 
2014-07-12 12:34:49 PM

The_Sponge: I'm more interested in knowing about all the regret those Cleveland fans have for burning their Lebron jerseys years ago.


Well, considering I only burned my jersey tee,my only regret remains neglecting to disable my apartment's smoke alarm before starting a controlled burn in the bathtub. Besides, we have new uniforms now and he has a new number, so most of those people were gonna have to go out and buy new jerseys, anyhow.

/Cleveland fan first
//LeBron fan...like, 9th or 10th
 
2014-07-12 12:40:58 PM

Misconduc: FlyingLizardOfDoom: Who would want to trade a Labron jersey for Marlins tickts?

I was in Miami a few weeks ago on a small vacation and was given "vouchers" for 2 free Miami marlin tickets, all I had to do was buy a Marlins hat and I could redeem them. I chuckled and said No thanks. I guess this is one way to get fans in the stands by giving away a free ghetto hat.


Last year a station down here did a joke promotion of sorts. They offered passersby a $5 little caesars pizza or 2 marlins tickets. I think only 2 people took the tickets.
 
2014-07-12 12:44:27 PM

CavalierEternal: The_Sponge: I'm more interested in knowing about all the regret those Cleveland fans have for burning their Lebron jerseys years ago.

Well, considering I only burned my jersey tee,my only regret remains neglecting to disable my apartment's smoke alarm before starting a controlled burn in the bathtub. Besides, we have new uniforms now and he has a new number, so most of those people were gonna have to go out and buy new jerseys, anyhow.

/Cleveland fan first
//LeBron fan...like, 9th or 10th


Two questions...

You're really burn something in disgust because sports guy?

You didnt have a back yard and a shovel to dig a hole to burn it in?
 
2014-07-12 01:04:53 PM
Lebron James, as a boy, found an old lamp in his attic. He rubbed it, and a genie appeared and offered him the standard three wishes.

"I would like to be a great athlete," he said.

"You got it," said the genie, and poof! James was a starter for the St. Vincent - St. Mary's varsity basketball team.

"That was fun," said James, "and now I want to be an even greater athlete."

"No problem," said the genie, and poof! James was a starter for the Cleveland Cavaliers and the Miami Heat in the NBA.

"Amazing," said James. "Now I want to be an even greater athlete!"

"Well, okay," said the genie, and poof! James was a fourth-line center for the Niagara Ice Dogs minor league hockey team.
 
2014-07-12 01:16:47 PM

Igor Jakovsky: CavalierEternal: The_Sponge: I'm more interested in knowing about all the regret those Cleveland fans have for burning their Lebron jerseys years ago.

Well, considering I only burned my jersey tee,my only regret remains neglecting to disable my apartment's smoke alarm before starting a controlled burn in the bathtub. Besides, we have new uniforms now and he has a new number, so most of those people were gonna have to go out and buy new jerseys, anyhow.

/Cleveland fan first
//LeBron fan...like, 9th or 10th

Two questions...

You're really burn something in disgust because sports guy?

You didnt have a back yard and a shovel to dig a hole to burn it in?


1: Yes. You have to live somewhere with some real, passionate sports fans to get it.

2: I lived in an apartment building at the time and hurling my jersey tee angrily from the deck didn't really offer the kind of release that fire does.
 
2014-07-12 01:34:33 PM

Misconduc: FlyingLizardOfDoom: Who would want to trade a Labron jersey for Marlins tickts?

I was in Miami a few weeks ago on a small vacation and was given "vouchers" for 2 free Miami marlin tickets, all I had to do was buy a Marlins hat and I could redeem them. I chuckled and said No thanks. I guess this is one way to get fans in the stands by giving away a free ghetto hat.


If you could choose the game, I would think plenty of people in Florida would appreciate getting the tickets. Those 80 year olds could get to see their team when it came to town as they don't live close enough to see home games.
 
2014-07-12 01:40:40 PM
CavalierEternal:

1: Yes. You have to live somewhere with some real, passionate  immaturesports fans to get it.

Grow the hell up. 
Let's not forget about the unapologetic joy Cleveland fans spread the rumors of James' mom. 
The hysterics of claiming he quit on the team against the Celtics.
And the celebration of the Comic Sans Letter.
 
2014-07-12 01:43:52 PM

JohnnyRebel88: Fallout Boy: JohnnyRebel88:

I guess my point is that this might, or might not be a longitudinal study.

That'll depends on how fast the cops get a hold of you and put you in front of Chris Hansen.

You should be shot in the face if that what comes to your mind by reading that.

Since I need to explain the sentence to a moron like yourself... The intended meaning was he might be a Cavs fan by tomorrow, as most longitudinal studies are done over several years, hence the "long" in longitudinal.

Seriously, blow your brains out if you think like.


See, if the cops bust your ass, then that will fulfil the "might not be a longitudinal study" scenario in your might or might not statement, and if you don't get busted, you get to keep up your long-term study of knowing more about little boys, fulfilling the "might" and hence the joke. But never mind, I can clearly see that this is a touchy subject and I think I will end this conversation before I get you into any more trouble.
 
2014-07-12 01:55:02 PM

Komplex: CavalierEternal:

1: Yes. You have to live somewhere with some real, passionate  immaturesports fans to get it.

Grow the hell up.
Let's not forget about the unapologetic joy Cleveland fans spread the rumors of James' mom.
The hysterics of claiming he quit on the team against the Celtics.
And the celebration of the Comic Sans Letter.


img.fark.net
 
2014-07-12 01:55:03 PM
Or send them down to Haitis
 
2014-07-12 01:59:14 PM

The_Sponge: I'm more interested in knowing about all the regret those Cleveland fans have for burning their Lebron jerseys years ago.


I was thinking the same thing . Unless those guys are still pissed at Lebron .
 
2014-07-12 02:12:56 PM

Komplex: CavalierEternal:

1: Yes. You have to live somewhere with some real, passionate  immaturesports fans to get it.

Grow the hell up. 
Let's not forget about the unapologetic joy Cleveland fans spread the rumors of James' mom. 
The hysterics of claiming he quit on the team against the Celtics.
And the celebration of the Comic Sans Letter.


blacksportsonline.com

/ wut rumors
 
2014-07-12 02:21:59 PM

Mambo Bananapatch: Lebron James, as a boy, found an old lamp in his attic. He rubbed it, and a genie appeared and offered him the standard three wishes.

"I would like to be a great athlete," he said.

"You got it," said the genie, and poof! James was a starter for the St. Vincent - St. Mary's varsity basketball team.

"That was fun," said James, "and now I want to be an even greater athlete."

"No problem," said the genie, and poof! James was a starter for the Cleveland Cavaliers and the Miami Heat in the NBA.

"Amazing," said James. "Now I want to be an even greater athlete!"

"Well, okay," said the genie, and poof! James was a fourth-line center for the Niagara Ice Dogs minor league hockey team.


Derp.
 
2014-07-12 06:04:02 PM

TheJoe03: Mambo Bananapatch: Lebron James, as a boy, found an old lamp in his attic. He rubbed it, and a genie appeared and offered him the standard three wishes.

"I would like to be a great athlete," he said.

"You got it," said the genie, and poof! James was a starter for the St. Vincent - St. Mary's varsity basketball team.

"That was fun," said James, "and now I want to be an even greater athlete."

"No problem," said the genie, and poof! James was a starter for the Cleveland Cavaliers and the Miami Heat in the NBA.

"Amazing," said James. "Now I want to be an even greater athlete!"

"Well, okay," said the genie, and poof! James was a fourth-line center for the Niagara Ice Dogs minor league hockey team.

Derp.


Hockey > Basketball.

Lebron gets a cramp and he is out. Hockey players, break legs, have heart attacks and much worse. Then get up for the next shift.
 
2014-07-12 06:32:37 PM
For Christ's sake, word is it's only a 2 year deal with shiat town. Part III will be here before you know it.  Enough is enough.  This is coming from a Hobbs who likes Lebron too, best player I ever saw and I have been around since Bird and Magic.
 
2014-07-12 07:42:28 PM

Piizzadude: TheJoe03: Mambo Bananapatch: Lebron James, as a boy, found an old lamp in his attic. He rubbed it, and a genie appeared and offered him the standard three wishes.

"I would like to be a great athlete," he said.

"You got it," said the genie, and poof! James was a starter for the St. Vincent - St. Mary's varsity basketball team.

"That was fun," said James, "and now I want to be an even greater athlete."

"No problem," said the genie, and poof! James was a starter for the Cleveland Cavaliers and the Miami Heat in the NBA.

"Amazing," said James. "Now I want to be an even greater athlete!"

"Well, okay," said the genie, and poof! James was a fourth-line center for the Niagara Ice Dogs minor league hockey team.

Derp.

Hockey > Basketball.

Lebron gets a cramp and he is out. Hockey players, break legs, have heart attacks and much worse. Then get up for the next shift.


That. I still remember Daryl Sydor breaking his leg and crawling across the ice to try and block shots. Guts and enormous cojones.
 
2014-07-12 09:16:14 PM

veedeevadeevoodee: Komplex: CavalierEternal:

1: Yes. You have to live somewhere with some real, passionate  immaturesports fans to get it.

Grow the hell up. 
Let's not forget about the unapologetic joy Cleveland fans spread the rumors of James' mom. 
The hysterics of claiming he quit on the team against the Celtics.
And the celebration of the Comic Sans Letter.

[blacksportsonline.com image 300x186]

/ wut rumors


Wouldn't argue any of that except the mom/Delonte rumors. The local media treated that story like plutonium & was dead silent on te matter.  I only read about it after the fact on  national blogs. & Fark, of course.
 
2014-07-13 12:03:39 AM
F*ck you bron bron. You were a punk when you left Cleavland and you're still a punk coming back. You bailed out of your team because you couldn't win a championship, and now you're doing the same thing again. You're still a f*cking punk.

Did Tim Duncan or Tony Parker or Manu Ginobili bail out after your shiat team barely won last year? No, they came back and kicked your ass soundly to be The World Champions. That's why you are chasing your tail now, pussy.
 
2014-07-13 03:06:58 AM

Piizzadude: TheJoe03: Mambo Bananapatch: Lebron James, as a boy, found an old lamp in his attic. He rubbed it, and a genie appeared and offered him the standard three wishes.

"I would like to be a great athlete," he said.

"You got it," said the genie, and poof! James was a starter for the St. Vincent - St. Mary's varsity basketball team.

"That was fun," said James, "and now I want to be an even greater athlete."

"No problem," said the genie, and poof! James was a starter for the Cleveland Cavaliers and the Miami Heat in the NBA.

"Amazing," said James. "Now I want to be an even greater athlete!"

"Well, okay," said the genie, and poof! James was a fourth-line center for the Niagara Ice Dogs minor league hockey team.

Derp.

Hockey > Basketball.

Lebron gets a cramp and he is out. Hockey players, break legs, have heart attacks and much worse. Then get up for the next shift.


There's a lot more to athleticism than toughness. I like both sports but acting like a 4th line center or even Rich Peverley is more athletic than Bron is retarded.

/would love to see you play basketball with muscle cramps.
//would love to see you play basketball in general, it's not some light workout
 
2014-07-13 09:06:47 AM

FlyingLizardOfDoom: Who would want to trade a Labron jersey for Marlins tickts?


Nobody. That's why TFA (which apparently I'm the only one who bothered to read) is about season tickets to the St. Lucie Indians, the single-A affiliate of the Cleveland Indians.
 
2014-07-13 11:38:57 AM

Degenz: hip, and now you're doing the same thing again. You're still a f*cking punk.

Did Tim Duncan or Tony Parker or Manu Ginobili bail out after your shiat team barely won last year? No, they came back and kicked your ass soundly to be The World Champions. That's why you are chasing your tail now, pussy.


Lebron has won two World Championships in Miami.  He single handily makes whatever team he's on Championship quality.  He's not 'chasing his tail'.
 
2014-07-13 12:32:05 PM

blockhouse: FlyingLizardOfDoom: Who would want to trade a Labron jersey for Marlins tickts?

Nobody. That's why TFA (which apparently I'm the only one who bothered to read) is about season tickets to the St. Lucie Indians, the single-A affiliate of the Cleveland Indians.


It's the St. Lucie Mets, the Single-A affiliate of the New York Mets.
 
2014-07-13 07:03:37 PM

TheJoe03: There's a lot more to athleticism than toughness. I like both sports but acting like a 4th line center or even Rich Peverley is more athletic than Bron is retarded.

/would love to see you play basketball with muscle cramps.
//would love to see you play basketball in general, it's not some light workout


We might have to consider that hockey is just a really simple sport to play that requires very little athleticism if guys can play effectively with all these injuries.
 
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