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2014-07-12 09:10:39 AM
Advanced liver disease?
 
2014-07-12 09:45:32 AM
We're all carbon based life forms?

(not to be confused with Carbon Based Lifeforms)
 
2014-07-12 09:47:36 AM
Endless string of supermodel girlfriends?
 
2014-07-12 09:47:56 AM
Dying cold and alone?
 
2014-07-12 09:49:48 AM
We yell at clouds ?


/get of lawn
 
2014-07-12 09:50:59 AM
I was on an airplane once.
 
2014-07-12 09:51:32 AM
Ahhhhh I always fark up my own posts!!!!


/shakes fist angrily at cloud.
 
2014-07-12 09:52:00 AM
Not another beer snob thread...
 
2014-07-12 09:52:15 AM
They love Anal?
 
2014-07-12 09:52:45 AM
we all go through a lot of tissues?
 
2014-07-12 09:54:09 AM
A two inch penis!
 
2014-07-12 09:54:30 AM

Dancin_In_Anson: We're all carbon cartoon based life forms?

(not to be confused with Carbon Based Lifeforms)


FTFY.


tartcake: We yell at clouds ?


/get of lawn


Get what?  Did the lawn take something from you?  Did it pick on you?  Did the lawn say bad things about your momma?


/show me on the garden where the lawn touched you
 
2014-07-12 09:54:55 AM
We've both been in a movie theatre?
 
2014-07-12 09:56:14 AM
Both of us have been told by people that we're lost in space.
 
2014-07-12 09:56:35 AM
We've both had a threesome with Laurie Metcalf and Roseanne Barr ?
 
2014-07-12 09:57:31 AM
sadly,  nothing
 
2014-07-12 09:57:48 AM
superficial political knowledge?
 
2014-07-12 09:59:12 AM
grey pubic hairs?

/moves hand checks shorts, ....
 
2014-07-12 10:00:57 AM
We are all self-absorbed know-it-alls that insist on seizing any pulpit to prove our narrow minded idiocy?

ie....Assclowns.
 
2014-07-12 10:01:23 AM
They've never been in my kitchen?
 
2014-07-12 10:01:39 AM
We all have a best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who knows him?
 
2014-07-12 10:02:14 AM
It wouldn't hurt my feelings in the least if Fark never linked to the Daily Fail ever again. Why give them more clicks? Pretty much all the "stories" they report on can be found on other sites.

Muck the Fail.
 
2014-07-12 10:08:43 AM

mercator_psi: It wouldn't hurt my feelings in the least if Fark never linked to the Daily Fail ever again. Why give them more clicks? Pretty much all the "stories" they report on can be found on other sites.

Muck the Fail.


And there it is.

/I couldn't imagine what any of us could have in common with George, but this would be it.
//It sure isn't acting, since he can't do that.
 
2014-07-12 10:10:21 AM
That we stare at goats, too?

www.woodstockfilmfestival.com
 
2014-07-12 10:11:54 AM
A sense of entitlement and a desire to be treated like a special case?
 
2014-07-12 10:12:45 AM
Devilish handsomeness?
 
2014-07-12 10:13:27 AM

mercator_psi: It wouldn't hurt my feelings in the least if Fark never linked to the Daily Fail ever again. Why give them more clicks? Pretty much all the "stories" they report on can be found on other sites.

Muck the Fail.


Daily Fail? Who knew...this is what I saw:

www.outsidethebeltway.com

/oh, and fark that
 
2014-07-12 10:13:30 AM
The Daily Mail is blocked by our host files.
 
2014-07-12 10:14:45 AM
Years pass like hours while jacking off on the Internet?
 
2014-07-12 10:16:31 AM
We both think we look like George Clooney?
 
2014-07-12 10:16:32 AM
They have a thing for girls 25 years their junior?
 
2014-07-12 10:17:12 AM

LograyX: They love Anal?


Receiving.
 
2014-07-12 10:17:30 AM
Posting repeats?
 
2014-07-12 10:24:11 AM

Stone Meadow: mercator_psi: It wouldn't hurt my feelings in the least if Fark never linked to the Daily Fail ever again. Why give them more clicks? Pretty much all the "stories" they report on can be found on other sites.

Muck the Fail.

Daily Fail? Who knew...this is what I saw:

[www.outsidethebeltway.com image 570x420]

/oh, and fark that


I was speaking in general. I don't hate the Fail as much as Clooney, but I hate it plenty.
 
2014-07-12 10:24:41 AM
Penises with more stories than Aesop?
 
2014-07-12 10:25:22 AM

gaslight: The Daily Mail is blocked by our host files.


I have the Tea And Kittens extension for Firefox. Good for those occasions where the Daily Fail link is hidden behind a URL shortener.

But the hosts file solution works too.
 
2014-07-12 10:28:09 AM
That we've watched The Facts of Life?
 
2014-07-12 10:29:10 AM
A cult like ability to follow and bow down to an incompetent president while blaming all of dear leader' obama's failures on Fox News, the Tea Party, the Republicans in Congress and almost 6 years after his departure, President Bush.
 
2014-07-12 10:30:20 AM

The Smails Kid: They've never been in my kitchen?


upload.wikimedia.org

Well, you know... that's not entirely true. I mean, you've been in your kitchen. And George Clooney probably has been too. Come on, he's George Clooney. Do you really think he hasn't been in your kitchen at some point?
 
2014-07-12 10:31:12 AM

Clooney and I share a love of quality pomeade.

mlkshk.com

I'm a Dapper Dan man!

 
2014-07-12 10:31:14 AM
www.liberoquotidiano.it
Come to bed Leroy...
Leave me alone fowl succubus, Fark is serious business!!!!
 
2014-07-12 10:32:54 AM
He would really like someone to post the original?
 
2014-07-12 10:33:42 AM
Bat Nipples?
 
2014-07-12 10:37:23 AM
They both want to be George Clooney?
 
2014-07-12 10:47:40 AM
He lives in his mom's basement?
 
2014-07-12 11:01:24 AM

mercator_psi: I was speaking in general. I don't hate the Fail as much as Clooney, but I hate it plenty.


Say what? Come on...life is too short to hate on some guy you've never met and who has never done you any harm.
 
2014-07-12 11:03:30 AM
Devastating good looks and an easy-going manner.
 
2014-07-12 11:03:56 AM
The music of his sainted aunt.
 
2014-07-12 11:14:39 AM
Well, I know what I have in common with him.
explosm.net
 
2014-07-12 11:32:25 AM
Chronic masturbators?
 
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