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(Mother Nature Network)   Don't worry if your refrigerator breaks down because you can preserve your milk by putting live frogs in it   (mnn.com) divider line 43
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2014-07-12 07:53:43 AM
This ain't the depression anymore.  I will spring for the $5 to have tadpole free milk, thankyouverymuch!
 
2014-07-12 09:47:16 AM
When are they going to harvest the frog goo that gets you high and sell that in pill form?
 
2014-07-12 10:35:01 AM
For some reason I just don't see this happening.
 
2014-07-12 10:35:52 AM
No thanks. I prefer not to put Frenchmen in my milk.
 
2014-07-12 10:37:20 AM
But how will I preserve my live frogs?
 
2014-07-12 10:40:55 AM
But when the refrigerator is running will they help me go catch it?
 
2014-07-12 10:42:10 AM
"Called peptides, these compounds make up the majority of frogs' skin secretions, providing a vital defense against bacteria in the wet habitats where frogs live."

i444.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-12 10:42:59 AM
Heloise's helpful life hacks: Frog pee milkshakes.
 
2014-07-12 10:48:00 AM
FTA: they've been around for 300 million years

This coming Tuesday
 
2014-07-12 10:49:01 AM

Munchkin City Coroner: But when the refrigerator is running will they help me go catch it?


Came in here to make cheezy running fridge joke.  I see the heavy lifting has already been done.


/that would be funny
//a fridge mounted on Scout Walker legs!
 
2014-07-12 10:49:31 AM

jaylectricity: When are they going to harvest the frog goo that gets you high and sell that in pill form?


5-MeO-DMT is uncommon, but definitely gets sold.
 
2014-07-12 10:54:28 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

AWESOME damn albums.
 
2014-07-12 10:55:16 AM
Plus they'll make butter.
 
2014-07-12 11:04:51 AM
An article that is also a huge load of horseshiat.
 
2014-07-12 11:10:47 AM
Frigg feels left out, wonders why everyone doesn't just drink from her milk bags instead.
 
2014-07-12 11:12:55 AM
En juo maitoa. Sammakot vittu siinä (I don't drink milk. Frogs fark in it) -- W.C. Fields in Finland.
 
2014-07-12 11:18:13 AM

Herr Morgenstern: "Called peptides, these compounds make up the majority of frogs' skin secretions, providing a vital defense against bacteria in the wet habitats where frogs live."

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"...with mint frosting."
 
2014-07-12 11:19:22 AM
Less disgusting life hack:  Make cheese*


*Not advisable to Chinese farkers as cheese is kryptonite to the Chinese just as their pit bull with tabby and noodles special is kryptonite to the American palette.

Other possible blackout ideas: solar with battery storage, backup generators.

Got power but no fridge? Get another temp fridge cheap on Craigslist, head to the local store that sells appliances with a big truck and appliance dolly.

Hypnotoad approves.
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-12 11:28:10 AM
you could try the old Russian and Finnish trick of dropping in a live frog.


img.fark.net
 
2014-07-12 11:36:35 AM
How do you expect the frogs to remain crunchy in milk?
 
2014-07-12 11:46:29 AM
I'd like mine a little less crunchy. And with less frog in it.
 
2014-07-12 11:48:09 AM
Frogeerios
 
2014-07-12 11:49:24 AM
I've been drinking frog smoothies before my workouts for years.
 
2014-07-12 11:59:07 AM
Milk in an unpowered, but still cold fridge goes bad in 4 hours? Unless that milk is already about to spoil anyway I'm calling bullshiat on that one.
 
2014-07-12 12:03:04 PM
Better idea...I pour out the milk, put the beer into a cooler if ice and drink it, instead.
 
2014-07-12 12:12:15 PM
But rather than letting a power outage make us feel powerless to store food, or otherwise live our lives, we can usually find inspiration among the timeless life hacks our ancestors

i.scm.im
 
2014-07-12 12:21:29 PM
"What's wrong with that boy?"
 
2014-07-12 12:21:43 PM

Billy Bathsalt: Heloise's helpful life hacks: Frog pee milkshakes.


The pee is mostly water, anyway. They drink lots of water in order to contribute to human beverage needs.

/They just can't always hold it
//Handle with care
 
2014-07-12 12:23:22 PM
Oh thank God.

I've been lying awake night worrying about that half-a-gallon of milk in the fridge.

I have a generator and extra gas but what if that isn't enough?

What if the power should go out for a days, and then what if I want some milk?

I tell you, knowing I can just run down to the nearest creek for a frog to put in my milk has taken such a load off of my life.

It's like being born again.
 
2014-07-12 12:41:30 PM
Q: When do you put a frog in a milk carton?

A: When the krauts run out of ash trays.

/SO not funny
//posting anyway
 
2014-07-12 12:52:36 PM

slotz: Q: When do you put a frog in a milk carton?

A: When the krauts run out of ash trays.

/SO not funny
//posting anyway


That is so wrong...I'll have an aisle seat.
 
2014-07-12 01:14:51 PM

DerAppie: Milk in an unpowered, but still cold fridge goes bad in 4 hours? Unless that milk is already about to spoil anyway I'm calling bullshiat on that one.


Yeah. Apparently everything in your fridge goes bad in 4 hours and only lasts for 2 days besides.

Do these people keep their fridges at 48 degrees Fahrenheit?
 
2014-07-12 01:20:08 PM
www.purrproject.com
 
2014-07-12 01:39:53 PM

Herr Morgenstern: "Called peptides, these compounds make up the majority of frogs' skin secretions, providing a vital defense against bacteria in the wet habitats where frogs live."


''Wifminfrosting!''
 
2014-07-12 01:48:34 PM
What the fark is a refrigerator? What is everyone talking about? What is this?
 
2014-07-12 02:15:11 PM
This life hack bullshiat is really getting out of hand, and I find myself agreeing with that farking troll Maddox again.
 
2014-07-12 02:15:14 PM
One would think the milk would last decades with all the antibiotics pumped into the cows.
 
2014-07-12 02:16:13 PM
I am also really hoping that this is a satirical piece.
 
2014-07-12 02:18:33 PM

whatdoyouexpect: What the fark is a refrigerator? What is everyone talking about? What is this?


99.6% chance you know what we're talking about, you affluent son of a biatch.
 
2014-07-12 02:55:18 PM
GTFO
 
2014-07-12 03:28:55 PM
There's no data for the Finns, but the Russians are less likely to try sex with a milk bottle during a blackout if they believe there are frogs in the milk.

Ever tried to get to a Russian Emergency Room in a power outage?
 
2014-07-12 05:31:21 PM
Yeah, I don't see myself doing that ever, for any reason, even under duress.
 
2014-07-12 09:43:53 PM
i.imgur.com
 
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