Munchkin City Coroner: But when the refrigerator is running will they help me go catch it?
jaylectricity: When are they going to harvest the frog goo that gets you high and sell that in pill form?
Herr Morgenstern: "Called peptides, these compounds make up the majority of frogs' skin secretions, providing a vital defense against bacteria in the wet habitats where frogs live."[i444.photobucket.com image 694x530]
Billy Bathsalt: Heloise's helpful life hacks: Frog pee milkshakes.
slotz: Q: When do you put a frog in a milk carton?A: When the krauts run out of ash trays./SO not funny//posting anyway
DerAppie: Milk in an unpowered, but still cold fridge goes bad in 4 hours? Unless that milk is already about to spoil anyway I'm calling bullshiat on that one.
Herr Morgenstern: "Called peptides, these compounds make up the majority of frogs' skin secretions, providing a vital defense against bacteria in the wet habitats where frogs live."
whatdoyouexpect: What the fark is a refrigerator? What is everyone talking about? What is this?
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