Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(The Consumerist)   If you are pooping on the top of trains as they pass by, the Massachusetts police would like you to stop   ( divider line
    More: Sick, defecations, Uxbridge, trains  
•       •       •

6152 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Jul 2014 at 6:18 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

Voting Results (Smartest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

2014-07-12 07:06:56 AM  
3 votes:
The first question that comes to do these people wipe? Do they take TP with em or do they just wonder home with a shiatty a$$?
2014-07-12 07:18:52 AM  
2 votes:
Not to be confused with the MBTA's usual shiatty service
2014-07-12 07:16:50 AM  
2 votes:
Dave Matthews Band Express?
2014-07-12 06:55:56 AM  
2 votes:
This makes the list of "things I never wanted to do until I was told not to do it."
2014-07-12 01:49:29 AM  
2 votes:
You can't just stop someone from pooping if they're mid-poop.  If you've already started pooping on top of a Massachusetts train, please continue to empty your bowels or intestinal damage may result.
2014-07-12 04:00:49 PM  
1 vote:
2014-07-12 12:09:41 PM  
1 vote:
Don't ask me silly questions; I won't play silly games
I'm just a simple choo-choo train, and I'll always be the same
I only want to race along beneath the bright blu sky,
and if you shiat upon my back I'll watch your children die.
2014-07-12 10:46:28 AM  
1 vote:

Unavailable for comment.
2014-07-12 09:40:14 AM  
1 vote:

Divinegrace: The first question that comes to do these people wipe? Do they take TP with em or do they just wonder home with a shiatty a$$?

Funny enough that was my first question to. Mabey they pre shiat in a brown bag and simply dump it as the train passes.
2014-07-12 09:19:14 AM  
1 vote:
Sorry but I just don't see the possibility of an empty rattle can derailing a freight train if run over.

/Conjunction, junction- what's YOUR function?
2014-07-12 08:37:05 AM  
1 vote:
Yeah, when the train
Left the station
There were two loads
On behind.
2014-07-12 07:40:13 AM  
1 vote:
Sounds like the guy has a real loco motive

/I'll show myself out
2014-07-12 07:21:56 AM  
1 vote:
What kind of Masshole would do such a thing? Though police have narrowed the search to this suspect:
2014-07-12 07:18:55 AM  
1 vote:
...more like the Scattanooga Choo Choo.
2014-07-12 06:45:00 AM  
1 vote:

GreenAdder: Everybody knows this is Cleveland behavior.

It's more of an India thing.
2014-07-12 06:27:25 AM  
1 vote:
2014-07-12 01:21:34 AM  
1 vote:

/Toilet training?
Displayed 17 of 17 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter

Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.

In Other Media
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.