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(The Consumerist)   If you are pooping on the top of trains as they pass by, the Massachusetts police would like you to stop   (consumerist.com ) divider line
    More: Sick, defecations, Uxbridge, trains  
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2014-07-12 07:06:56 AM  
3 votes:
The first question that comes to mind....how do these people wipe? Do they take TP with em or do they just wonder home with a shiatty a$$?
2014-07-12 07:18:52 AM  
2 votes:
Not to be confused with the MBTA's usual shiatty service
2014-07-12 07:16:50 AM  
2 votes:
Dave Matthews Band Express?
2014-07-12 06:55:56 AM  
2 votes:
This makes the list of "things I never wanted to do until I was told not to do it."
2014-07-12 01:49:29 AM  
2 votes:
You can't just stop someone from pooping if they're mid-poop.  If you've already started pooping on top of a Massachusetts train, please continue to empty your bowels or intestinal damage may result.
2014-07-12 04:00:49 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-07-12 12:09:41 PM  
1 vote:
Don't ask me silly questions; I won't play silly games
I'm just a simple choo-choo train, and I'll always be the same
I only want to race along beneath the bright blu sky,
and if you shiat upon my back I'll watch your children die.
2014-07-12 10:46:28 AM  
1 vote:

i1123.photobucket.com

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2014-07-12 09:40:14 AM  
1 vote:

Divinegrace: The first question that comes to mind....how do these people wipe? Do they take TP with em or do they just wonder home with a shiatty a$$?


Funny enough that was my first question to. Mabey they pre shiat in a brown bag and simply dump it as the train passes.
2014-07-12 09:19:14 AM  
1 vote:
Sorry but I just don't see the possibility of an empty rattle can derailing a freight train if run over.

/Conjunction, junction- what's YOUR function?

blogs.montclair.edu
2014-07-12 08:37:05 AM  
1 vote:
Yeah, when the train
Left the station
There were two loads
On behind.
2014-07-12 07:40:13 AM  
1 vote:
Sounds like the guy has a real loco motive

/I'll show myself out
2014-07-12 07:21:56 AM  
1 vote:
What kind of Masshole would do such a thing? Though police have narrowed the search to this suspect:

splitsider.com
2014-07-12 07:18:55 AM  
1 vote:
...more like the Scattanooga Choo Choo.
2014-07-12 06:45:00 AM  
1 vote:

GreenAdder: Everybody knows this is Cleveland behavior.


It's more of an India thing.
2014-07-12 06:27:25 AM  
1 vote:
"I'M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!"
2014-07-12 01:21:34 AM  
1 vote:
Trainspotting?

/Toilet training?
 
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