GreenAdder: Everybody knows this is Cleveland behavior.
doyner: GreenAdder: Everybody knows this is Cleveland behavior.Are you sure it isn't Kansas? I think they call it a Brownback.
syrynxx: You can't just stop someone from pooping if they're mid-poop. If you've already started pooping on top of a Massachusetts train, please continue to empty your bowels or intestinal damage may result.
Straight Outta Wells Branch: doyner: GreenAdder: Everybody knows this is Cleveland behavior.Are you sure it isn't Kansas? I think they call it a Brownback.Depends on what you eat. Eat enough leafy vegetables, and it becomes a Greenback.
mcnguyen: Uh, they're mooning the trains, not shiatting on them. How would that even work? You sit around hoping you have to take a shiat at the exact time the train comes by?
gggoddammitt: FTFA: "At times the trains passing through carry hazardous materials, and if the train gets derailed it could cause a HUGE problem." I wasn't aware that feces could derail a train. I mean, it's not rhinos doing it./Now I have a mental image of a rhino pooping on train tracks burned into my brain.
BalugaJoe: How do they time it?
MBooda: Should apply regardless of what you're dumping.[static.guim.co.uk image 657x480]
no icon tact: MBooda: Should apply regardless of what you're dumping.[static.guim.co.uk image 657x480]Great film, such a slow burn leading up to frenzied end.
danno_to_infinity: no icon tact: MBooda: Should apply regardless of what you're dumping.[static.guim.co.uk image 657x480]Great film, such a slow burn leading up to frenzied end.what film is that?
NutWrench: "I'M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!"
Divinegrace: The first question that comes to mind....how do these people wipe? Do they take TP with em or do they just wonder home with a shiatty a$$?
peewinkle: Sorry but I just don't see the possibility of an empty rattle can derailing a freight train if run over./Conjunction, junction- what's YOUR function?[blogs.montclair.edu image 250x210]
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