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(Mirror.co.uk)   Sleepwalker has advice for those sleepwalkers who open windows and fall 50 feet: Stay asleep, it could save your life   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 16
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2014-07-12 02:08:14 AM  
Chubby British girl on holiday in Spain falls out of hotel room claiming "sleepwalking?"  Diagnosis: booze

Secondary diagnosis: tumbled off balcony while being mounted from behind.

Tertiary diagnosis: combination of above
 
2014-07-12 04:26:38 AM  

nickdaisy: Chubby British girl on holiday in Spain falls out of hotel room claiming "sleepwalking?"  Diagnosis: booze


Never thought of that: booze.

eg. 100% of DATE RAPE DRUGGINGS have been due to: booze.

That "stone feature" sure looks like a mattress, wot? Half way thru reading the article I presumed that's why she survived. Landed on a matress some dopey Spaniard had left on the pavement.

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But in the article she suggests she was lucky she missed the "stone feature" and motorbike coz it saved her life. Not sure how that works.

Anyway. I'm happy for her and her mum.

Mum is a bit of a cutie for a fatty.
 
2014-07-12 04:30:52 AM  

nickdaisy: Chubby British girl on holiday in Spain falls out of hotel room claiming "sleepwalking?"  Diagnosis: booze

Secondary diagnosis: tumbled off balcony while being mounted from behind.

Tertiary diagnosis: combination of above


TFA mentioned the toxicology test said she had no drugs/alcohol in her.
 
2014-07-12 04:35:18 AM  

davidphogan: nickdaisy: Chubby British girl on holiday in Spain falls out of hotel room claiming "sleepwalking?"  Diagnosis: booze

Secondary diagnosis: tumbled off balcony while being mounted from behind.

Tertiary diagnosis: combination of above

TFA mentioned the toxicology test said she had no drugs/alcohol in her.


B-b-but I didn't read the article. Shoosh now.
 
2014-07-12 04:38:30 AM  
That fat chick is her mother? They look the same age.
 
2014-07-12 04:45:51 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: That fat chick is her mother? They look the same age.


Zackly my thoughts.
 
2014-07-12 04:52:22 AM  

davidphogan: nickdaisy: Chubby British girl on holiday in Spain falls out of hotel room claiming "sleepwalking?"  Diagnosis: booze

Secondary diagnosis: tumbled off balcony while being mounted from behind.

Tertiary diagnosis: combination of above

TFA mentioned the toxicology test said she had no drugs/alcohol in her.


Did the toxicology test say anything about a penis?
 
2014-07-12 06:22:54 AM  

Big Ramifications: davidphogan: nickdaisy: Chubby British girl on holiday in Spain falls out of hotel room claiming "sleepwalking?"  Diagnosis: booze

Secondary diagnosis: tumbled off balcony while being mounted from behind.

Tertiary diagnosis: combination of above

TFA mentioned the toxicology test said she had no drugs/alcohol in her.

B-b-but I didn't read the article. Shoosh now.


And the girl who fell wasn't the chubby one.

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Though a lot of her pictures in TFA are afflicted with a serious case of duck lips.
 
2014-07-12 06:23:31 AM  
Svelte somnambulist survives shocking "SPLAT!" scenario!
 
2014-07-12 06:37:21 AM  
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Oblig Birbigs.
 
2014-07-12 07:35:28 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Oblig Birbigs.


Done in... ten.
 
2014-07-12 08:04:41 AM  
Also, the sleepwalker advises staying away from cats.
 
2014-07-12 08:23:48 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 500x500]

Oblig Birbigs.


Brad Pitt!
 
2014-07-12 10:48:52 AM  
... at least they'll die in their sleep.
 
2014-07-12 11:00:37 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 500x500]

Oblig Birbigs Bahooski.

 
2014-07-12 11:16:59 AM  
Hey, free dummy.
 
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