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(Orlando Sentinel)   Tourist leaves a few tips for Disney employees after getting on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 16
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2014-07-11 06:40:06 PM  
15 votes:
Disney spokeswoman Andrea Finger confirmed the accident and said the ride was briefly closed and has since been reopened.

Why couldn't her name be Anita.
2014-07-11 06:30:29 PM  
8 votes:
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2014-07-12 11:43:34 AM  
2 votes:
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Next time they tell you to keep your arms inside the ride...believe it!
2014-07-11 09:20:35 PM  
2 votes:

dolphinsgonwild: As I recall, I would willingly loose a few fingers to get out of the "it's a small world" ride.


I always wondered why they housed all those prisoners at Gitmo when if you wanted to extract info from them all ya would have to do is strap em into that ride and run em through till they gave up what ya wanted to know
2014-07-11 09:14:04 PM  
2 votes:
A mohel pirate... that would get people to surrender pretty quick.
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-07-11 08:08:47 PM  
2 votes:
Disney spokeswoman Andrea Finger confirmed the accident

Best spokescritter name since USN Lt. Kafka gave briefings on Guantanamo detainees.
2014-07-12 09:49:01 AM  
1 votes:

Weng: Witness99: Does that ride still have the three, lusty animatronic pirates chasing the three, frightened animatronic women (presumably to catch and rape them)? Or is it more PC nowadays

It's reversed the same 3 animatronic women are now armed with frying pans and are chasing the 3 pirates


That's true but there's still the wench auction.

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The pirates in the ride are much more pirate-y than in any of the films,
2014-07-12 03:54:45 AM  
1 votes:

Richard Saunders: optikeye: Disney spokeswoman Andrea Finger confirmed the accident and said the ride was briefly closed and has since been reopened.

Why couldn't her name be Anita.

Mrs. A. Finger.

/close enough?


But she's not married.

Ms. A. Finger
2014-07-11 10:22:32 PM  
1 votes:

missmez: Duh.  "Keep your arms and hands inside of the boat at all times."  They only repeat it fifty billion times a minute there.

The exact wording of the safety message was not immediately available but Finger said guests are warned to keep hands and feet inside the ride.


First, your return to Motel 6 was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement so I  must do nothing. And secondly, you must be a  pirate for the safety message to apply and you're  not. And thirdly, the safety message is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual  rules. Welcome aboard.
2014-07-11 10:07:21 PM  
1 votes:
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As did this one.
2014-07-11 09:48:45 PM  
1 votes:
You know who else liked boat rides, dealt with pirates and lost their fingers?

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2014-07-11 09:39:07 PM  
1 votes:
As someone who had his hand severed and surgically reattached, this headline is hilarious.
2014-07-11 09:31:11 PM  
1 votes:

insano: optikeye: Disney spokeswoman Andrea Finger confirmed the accident and said the ride was briefly closed and has since been reopened.

Why couldn't her name be Anita.

You mean to tell me there was no one else in the entire Disney organization who could have relayed this message to the press besides Andrea Finger?? They did this on purpose and are laughing hysterically somewhere.


Probably because Ivana Fisterbottom was busy?
2014-07-11 09:24:39 PM  
1 votes:

optikeye: Disney spokeswoman Andrea Finger confirmed the accident and said the ride was briefly closed and has since been reopened.

Why couldn't her name be Anita.


You mean to tell me there was no one else in the entire Disney organization who could have relayed this message to the press besides Andrea Finger?? They did this on purpose and are laughing hysterically somewhere.
2014-07-11 09:13:15 PM  
1 votes:
Touching situation. Going to point the finger at his negligence. Got to hand it to him for fingering the right ride. He offers a good tip on the rides at Disney, I'm sure.
2014-07-11 09:03:13 PM  
1 votes:
As I recall, I would willingly loose a few fingers to get out of the "it's a small world" ride.
 
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