dolphinsgonwild: As I recall, I would willingly loose a few fingers to get out of the "it's a small world" ride.
Weng: Witness99: Does that ride still have the three, lusty animatronic pirates chasing the three, frightened animatronic women (presumably to catch and rape them)? Or is it more PC nowadaysIt's reversed the same 3 animatronic women are now armed with frying pans and are chasing the 3 pirates
Richard Saunders: optikeye: Disney spokeswoman Andrea Finger confirmed the accident and said the ride was briefly closed and has since been reopened.Why couldn't her name be Anita.Mrs. A. Finger./close enough?
missmez: Duh. "Keep your arms and hands inside of the boat at all times." They only repeat it fifty billion times a minute there.The exact wording of the safety message was not immediately available but Finger said guests are warned to keep hands and feet inside the ride.
insano: optikeye: Disney spokeswoman Andrea Finger confirmed the accident and said the ride was briefly closed and has since been reopened.Why couldn't her name be Anita.You mean to tell me there was no one else in the entire Disney organization who could have relayed this message to the press besides Andrea Finger?? They did this on purpose and are laughing hysterically somewhere.
optikeye: Disney spokeswoman Andrea Finger confirmed the accident and said the ride was briefly closed and has since been reopened.Why couldn't her name be Anita.
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