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(Mirror.co.uk)   I have had it with these motherfarking crocodiles on this motherfarking plane   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 20
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2014-07-12 12:10:01 AM  
Whatever happened, I am sure the Democratic Republic of Congo's National Transportation Safety Board is diligently investigating it and will find the cause.

Actually, here's a fun fact: DRC is one of a handful of countries with a nuclear reactor.  For real.  Go look it up.  It's at the university.
 
2014-07-12 12:47:05 AM  
That's supposed to be a MOVIE you dumb idiots!
 
2014-07-12 12:48:06 AM  
Problems with direct witnesses and problems with the black box have only resulted in vague guesses as to what happened with this crash.

What kind of problems? I thought those things were supposed to be indestructible?
 
2014-07-12 12:52:39 AM  
Why the hell would you transport a croc from one African country to another?

While this sounds like a movie plot, I think a FAR better one is "Spiders on a Plane" - have some airliner take off from an exotic locale with all sorts of nasties. Maybe have somebody discover a body, still sitting in the lavatory, cocooned and crawling with spiders.
 
2014-07-12 01:05:48 AM  

LesserEvil: Why the hell would you transport a croc from one African country to another?

While this sounds like a movie plot, I think a FAR better one is "Spiders on a Plane" - have some airliner take off from an exotic locale with all sorts of nasties. Maybe have somebody discover a body, still sitting in the lavatory, cocooned and crawling with spiders.


I'm still waiting for "Snakes on Planes, Trains, and Automobiles": Steve Martin and Samuel L. Jackson are trying to get home for the holidays, but there's motherfarking snakes everywhere.
 
2014-07-12 01:08:21 AM  
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2014-07-12 01:08:36 AM  

fusillade762: Problems with direct witnesses and problems with the black box have only resulted in vague guesses as to what happened with this crash.

What kind of problems? I thought those things were supposed to be indestructible?


Not from crocodiles, apparently.
 
2014-07-12 01:09:14 AM  
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2014-07-12 01:09:50 AM  
You don't want to be messing with a black box in the Congo.
 
2014-07-12 01:13:23 AM  
Some crocs are so vicious they even resort to ...

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2014-07-12 01:18:56 AM  
Is Air Hostess the preferred nomenclature Walter?
 
2014-07-12 02:06:52 AM  
This could be just the thing al Qaeda needs for a comeback hijacking. All they have to do is put "service crocodile" vests on them and the Americans with Disabilities Act will glide them past Homeland Security's paltry regulations, then use them to scare passengers into unbalancing the plane!
 
2014-07-12 02:29:44 AM  

Gyrfalcon: fusillade762: Problems with direct witnesses and problems with the black box have only resulted in vague guesses as to what happened with this crash.

What kind of problems? I thought those things were supposed to be indestructible?

Not from crocodiles, apparently.


So instead of ticking the croc is making a pinging sound?
 
2014-07-12 02:44:38 AM  

fusillade762: Gyrfalcon: fusillade762: Problems with direct witnesses and problems with the black box have only resulted in vague guesses as to what happened with this crash.

What kind of problems? I thought those things were supposed to be indestructible?

Not from crocodiles, apparently.

So instead of ticking the croc is making a pinging sound?


And CNN will be looking for it for the next several months.
 
2014-07-12 03:00:46 AM  
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Totodile used Smackdown!
It was Super Effective!
 
2014-07-12 07:15:18 AM  
Enough is enough!! I have had it with these monkey fighting crocodiles on this Monday to Friday plane!!
 
2014-07-12 07:23:01 AM  

fusillade762: Problems with direct witnesses and problems with the black box have only resulted in vague guesses as to what happened with this crash.

What kind of problems? I thought those things were supposed to be indestructible?


*Seinfeld voice*

They're indestructible! Why don't they build the whole plane out of the black box?
 
2014-07-12 08:23:04 AM  
I have had it with these motherfarkingmonkey fighting crocodiles on this motherfarkingMonday to Friday plane

FTFY. Better luck next time, subster.
 
2014-07-12 11:20:32 AM  
They should make a movie called "Australia on a plane" where one of every deadly animal from that death trap of a country gets loose on a plane

/including koalas and jelly fish
//and marmite
 
2014-07-12 11:22:13 AM  

fusillade762: Problems with direct witnesses and problems with the black box have only resulted in vague guesses as to what happened with this crash.

What kind of problems? I thought those things were supposed to be indestructible?


Indestructible? Yes. Fool proof to operate? No.

My guess was that the unit was faulty due to poor construction or had been damaged or disconnected in some way.
 
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