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2014-07-11 04:49:50 PM
This confirms it, I'm going to live forever.
 
2014-07-11 05:17:43 PM
I doubt this will placate my wife.

But it will make me feel better about the children.
 
2014-07-11 05:21:49 PM
dutch ovens to be marketed as medical devices now.
 
2014-07-11 05:23:15 PM
NEW BUSINESS PLAN: Register my intestines as a fully-covered prophylaxis under Obamacare.
 
2014-07-11 05:30:43 PM
Do dog farts count? Because I am farking bullet-proof if that's the case.
 
2014-07-11 05:35:14 PM
They're just farking with us now with this constant cancer shiat.
 
2014-07-11 05:55:13 PM
Blame Hug the dog
 
2014-07-11 06:32:38 PM
Dutch Oven Time!
 
2014-07-11 06:34:31 PM
www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-07-11 06:36:15 PM
My DnD group is cancer free until 2173 at our rate.
 
2014-07-11 06:43:11 PM

ginandbacon: Do dog farts count? Because I am farking bullet-proof if that's the case.


My sister's dog has farts so powerful that they could give Zyklon B a run for its money.
 
2014-07-11 06:44:07 PM

ginandbacon: Do dog farts count? Because I am farking bullet-proof if that's the case.


CSB:

I was having dinner over at a family friend's house when I was in college.  While watching pre-season football with the husband, their old golden retriever had released a "silent but deadly fart".  I wondered if I should say something, and mention that it wasn't me.  He either read my mind or saw the look on my face:

"Don't worry,"  he said.  "I know it's the dog."

Crisis averted!

/Why do farts smell?
//So deaf people can enjoy them too!
 
2014-07-11 06:51:04 PM

The_Sponge: /Why do farts smell?
//So deaf people can enjoy them too!


Why was Hellen Keller's leg yellow?

Her dog was blind too.
 
2014-07-11 07:04:48 PM
Ironically I'm unable to smell farts due to a gas leak I once endured.
 
2014-07-11 07:05:18 PM
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2014-07-11 07:06:40 PM

Gergesa: ginandbacon: Do dog farts count? Because I am farking bullet-proof if that's the case.

My sister's dog has farts so powerful that they could give Zyklon B a run for its money.


My dog had farts so nasty they could wake me up from deep sleep
 
2014-07-11 07:06:51 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

/Cancer free is the way to be
 
2014-07-11 07:14:02 PM
Don't get excited folks. My father, brother and I are all extremely gassy. My dad died of brain cancer in 2004 and I just had a stage 1 kidney tumor removed on Monday.
 
2014-07-11 07:14:40 PM
I showed my wife the article and was promptly told how full of crap it was because I have worse gas than anyone I've ever met and she still got cancer a few years ago. I just told her, "Yeah, but hey, you survived it didn't you? You're welcome!" I have a feeling I'm fixing my own oatmeal tonight.
 
2014-07-11 07:27:24 PM
This theory should be testable, how do cancer rates among wastewater treatment plant workers compare to the general population?

There are many thousands of wastewater treatment plant workers who daily are around significant amounts of hydrogen sulfide.

/Some grad student, do a study stat. we want to see your results, show your assumptions and calculations.
 
2014-07-11 07:34:10 PM
Breathe deeply, they're like a flu shot.
 
2014-07-11 07:39:34 PM

Gig103: Don't get excited folks. My father, brother and I are all extremely gassy. My dad died of brain cancer in 2004 and I just had a stage 1 kidney tumor removed on Monday.


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2014-07-11 07:41:58 PM
I fart everywhere. Publix, Walmart, Lowes, HD, Office Depot, Office Max, you name it, I fart there. I spread the stench. I curl nostril hairs, and I'm proud of it. I fart in bars, around women, who also fart. Since I have zero respect for others, I fart. And I'm proud.
 
2014-07-11 07:47:39 PM
Why fart and waste it when you can belch and taste it?

/schoolboy saying
 
2014-07-11 08:08:42 PM
So you're telling me the dreaded Dutch Oven isn't torture, it's a lifesaving technique?

Okay, who's the actual author of TFA? Is that you Cheney!?
 
2014-07-11 08:18:27 PM

postnobills: This confirms it, I'm going to live forever.


Done in one with the FAME reference.
 
2014-07-11 08:20:06 PM

Gergesa: ginandbacon: Do dog farts count? Because I am farking bullet-proof if that's the case.

My sister's dog has farts so powerful that they could give Zyklon B a run for its money.


I'm not sure if that's anti-Semitic or pro-sister's dog.
 
2014-07-11 08:23:36 PM

Valiente: postnobills: This confirms it, I'm going to live forever.

Done in one with the FAME reference.


Um, what? Am I referencing things I don't know about again? What's FAME?
 
2014-07-11 08:25:44 PM
I'm going to forward this to my brother so he'll love me again.
 
2014-07-11 08:29:33 PM
What is the cream cheese for?

"'We have exploited this natural process by making a compound, called AP39, which slowly delivers very small amounts of this gas specifically to the mitochondria,"

Let's play a game, farkers. Fill in the blank. Tomorrow's cancer research headline will read: ______________
 
2014-07-11 08:41:48 PM

postnobills: Valiente: postnobills: This confirms it, I'm going to live forever.

Done in one with the FAME reference.

Um, what? Am I referencing things I don't know about again? What's FAME?


Sigh, I am now old.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT6lQfPJNkg

Nothing to do with farts, just the line "I'm gonna liver forever."
 
2014-07-11 08:52:19 PM

Fark like a Barsoomian: What is the cream cheese for?

"'We have exploited this natural process by making a compound, called AP39, which slowly delivers very small amounts of this gas specifically to the mitochondria,"

Let's play a game, farkers. Fill in the blank. Tomorrow's cancer research headline will read: ______________


Fart cancer to kill everyone!
 
2014-07-11 08:55:27 PM
 
2014-07-11 09:20:31 PM

GleeUnit: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 450x253]

/Cancer free is the way to be


I threw up a little bit in my mouth.
 
2014-07-11 09:42:47 PM
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2014-07-11 09:46:08 PM
Best Japanese toilet feature.
 
2014-07-11 09:46:13 PM

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: I fart everywhere. Publix, Walmart, Lowes, HD, Office Depot, Office Max, you name it, I fart there. I spread the stench. I curl nostril hairs, and I'm proud of it. I fart in bars, around women, who also fart. Since I have zero respect for others, I fart. And I'm proud.


I crop dusted an entire costco.


/still proud of that one
 
2014-07-11 09:57:29 PM
He who smelt the emission goes into remission?
 
2014-07-11 10:09:58 PM
I'll just take the cancer then, thank you.
 
2014-07-11 10:10:20 PM

El Dudereno: DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: I fart everywhere. Publix, Walmart, Lowes, HD, Office Depot, Office Max, you name it, I fart there. I spread the stench. I curl nostril hairs, and I'm proud of it. I fart in bars, around women, who also fart. Since I have zero respect for others, I fart. And I'm proud.

I crop dusted an entire costco.


/still proud of that one


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2014-07-11 10:48:12 PM
Hormetic doses only.
 
2014-07-11 11:15:52 PM
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2014-07-11 11:34:18 PM
 
2014-07-11 11:50:41 PM
media.giphy.com
 
2014-07-12 12:13:52 AM
But my farts don't smell. Really. I must have a happy colon.
 
2014-07-12 12:42:19 AM
My ass has no lock and has no key. It will fart where it may please.
I'd rather fart and be ashamed than hold it in and burst a vein.
 
2014-07-12 12:07:02 PM
Old joke:

Elderly woman goes to the doctor and says "You have to help me! I pass gas all day long but they don't smell and they don't make any noise"

The doctor gives her a checkup, prescribes some pills, and tells her to come back in 2 weeks.

2 weeks later she comes back "Those pills have made it worse! I still pass gas all day long and they still don't make any noise but they stink to high heaven!"

"Great!" The doctor says "Now that we've fixed your sense of smell we can start work on your hearing!"
 
2014-07-12 12:59:15 PM
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2014-07-12 01:05:42 PM

postnobills: Valiente: postnobills: This confirms it, I'm going to live forever.

Done in one with the FAME reference.

Um, what? Am I referencing things I don't know about again? What's FAME?


A TV show first seen on clay tablet flipbooks in which the theme song states "I'm going to live forever".
 
2014-07-12 06:28:02 PM
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Meg: "Yep, cancer."
 
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