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(BBC-US)   When Jesus was giving out the fish and loaves, Mascherano showed up handed everyone an empanada   (bbc.com) divider line 12
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2014-07-11 05:40:16 PM  
That dude's candied cherries are awesome in fruitcake.
 
2014-07-11 06:17:42 PM  
So far two of my favorites have been...

Masche lleva el anillo a Mordor y vuelve con tres nuevos.
(Masherano took the one ring to Mordor and came back with another three).

And

 -Soy Aragorn, hijo de Arathorn, heredero de Isildur, señor de los Dúnedain...
-Soy Mascherano, agarramela con la mano.

This one doesn't translate well: But basically...
 I'm Aragorn, son of Arathorn, heir to Isuldur, Lord of Dunedain. I'm Masherano, give me a handjob. (It rhymes in Spanish).
 
2014-07-11 06:18:54 PM  
Also... he gets married on GoT and doesn't die.
 
2014-07-11 08:08:22 PM  
Mascherano tore up his ass vs Holland...he will need to be Chuck Norris vs Germany
 
2014-07-11 09:03:52 PM  
www.pitacodoblogueiro.com.br
 
2014-07-11 10:24:08 PM  
Is this where we all learn Spanish to relate to soccer fans?
 
2014-07-11 10:56:47 PM  
Those empanadas must of been loaded with fiber
 
2014-07-11 10:58:23 PM  

kbronsito: Also... he gets married on GoT and doesn't die.


Becasue Tim Howard saves him at the Red Wedding
 
2014-07-11 10:59:15 PM  
 mikaloyd: Oranje winning it all Called it eons ago

CreativeFarkHandle: Probably not.


Told ya so.
 
2014-07-12 12:06:44 AM  

CreativeFarkHandle: mikaloyd: Oranje winning it all Called it eons ago

CreativeFarkHandle: Probably not.

Told ya so.


You were right. I was wrong. Well done
 
2014-07-12 01:54:18 AM  

mikaloyd: Is this where we all learn Spanish to relate to soccer fans?


Si.
 
2014-07-12 08:34:21 AM  

mikaloyd: Is this where we all learn Spanish to relate to soccer fans?


Well, you seem to know English, but trying to learn a little Spanish, German, French, Italian, and Portuguese incidentally while watching a sporting event might make you a more cultured person.

/lo mas que sabes
 
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