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(Newser)   News: Guy steals $460,000. Fark: In quarters. Farked up: And he only has to pay back half of it   (newser.com ) divider line
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2014-07-11 03:31:54 PM  
6 votes:
Well, he convinced the judge he's a changed man.

/punchline of my rejected headline
2014-07-11 05:18:12 PM  
4 votes:
It would have been funnier if they had only made him pay back a quarter of it.
2014-07-11 05:17:51 PM  
3 votes:
mediamemo.allthingsd.com
2014-07-11 08:40:03 PM  
1 vote:
$460,000 in quarters.... GAWD that would have been fun as a kid in the arcades.
2014-07-11 07:25:46 PM  
1 vote:
Had to give back half a quarter?  I don't care one bit.
2014-07-11 05:31:31 PM  
1 vote:

WhyKnot: how does thief gets to keep the stolen property?

how does this discourage other thieves?


I know, it makes no cents at all!
2014-07-11 05:25:10 PM  
1 vote:

SpdrJay: It would have been funnier if they had only made him pay back a quarter of it.


*shakes tiny fist*

cretinbob: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 300x180]


*shakes other tiny fist*
2014-07-11 05:19:55 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-07-11 05:15:08 PM  
1 vote:

toraque: Well, he convinced the judge he's a changed man.

/punchline of my rejected headline


Missed it by THAT much.
 
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