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(Belfast Telegraph)   Police find $50 million in cocaine hidden in shipment of bananas. Why that's just ... if only there were a handy allegory involving some sort of tropical fruit to illustrate the absurdity of this situation   (belfasttelegraph.co.uk) divider line 68
    More: Strange, Bryan Ferry, Belfast Telegraph, Channel Islands, bananas, cocaine  
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2014-07-11 02:51:16 PM  
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Obligatory
 
2014-07-11 02:58:52 PM  
♫ Daylight come, and me want GET DOWN ♫
 
2014-07-11 02:59:50 PM  
Yes, we have no bananas,
We have no bananas today.

Someone had to do it.
 
2014-07-11 03:01:45 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ♫ Daylight come, and me want GET DOWN ♫


Well, the tally man DID tally his bananas allright.
 
2014-07-11 03:05:36 PM  

lindalouwho: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ♫ Daylight come, and me want GET DOWN ♫

Well, the tally man DID tally his bananas allright.


♫ Six key, Seven key, Eight key, BUNCH! ♫
 
2014-07-11 03:08:16 PM  
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2014-07-11 03:24:38 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: lindalouwho: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ♫ Daylight come, and me want GET DOWN ♫

Well, the tally man DID tally his bananas allright.

♫ Six key, Seven key, Eight key, BUNCH! ♫


Me say ki, me say ki-lo!
 
2014-07-11 04:20:46 PM  
Peachy?
 
2014-07-11 04:53:22 PM  
 
2014-07-11 04:53:59 PM  
Bananas and Blow

/obscure?
 
2014-07-11 04:54:00 PM  
 
2014-07-11 04:54:48 PM  
Nuts?
 
2014-07-11 04:54:52 PM  
Allegory?
 
2014-07-11 04:56:59 PM  
And I'm sure all 25 million was turned in
 
2014-07-11 04:57:08 PM  
Now I have that stupid song in my head. Argh.
 
2014-07-11 04:58:04 PM  

Shostie: [d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net image 500x375]


That is mesmerizing. She's got a nice wiggle.
 
2014-07-11 04:58:11 PM  
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2014-07-11 04:58:44 PM  
$50 million, what's that in non-cop math?
 
2014-07-11 04:59:10 PM  
m1.behance.net

/hot
 
2014-07-11 04:59:16 PM  
You know what?

Bananas are berries, but Strawberries are not.

Also....

I guess there's more than just money in the banana stand.

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2014-07-11 04:59:43 PM  
there's always money in the banana stand
 
2014-07-11 04:59:56 PM  

Dunkelstar: [m1.behance.net image 570x828]

/hot


Shakes tiny fist
 
2014-07-11 05:00:21 PM  
Police find $50 million in cocaine hidden in shipment of bananas. Why that's just ... if only there were a handy allegory involving some sort of tropical fruit to illustrate the absurdity of this situation

There's always money in the banana stand?
 
2014-07-11 05:00:24 PM  

Dunkelstar: [m1.behance.net image 570x828]

/hot


LesserEvil: You know what?

Bananas are berries, but Strawberries are not.

Also....

I guess there's more than just money in the banana stand.

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pute kisses like a man: there's always money in the banana stand


d'oh!
 
2014-07-11 05:03:04 PM  

pute kisses like a man: Dunkelstar: [m1.behance.net image 570x828]

/hot

LesserEvil: You know what?

Bananas are berries, but Strawberries are not.

Also....

I guess there's more than just money in the banana stand.

[img2u.info image 850x478]

pute kisses like a man: there's always money in the banana stand

d'oh!


It is amazing how that happens . . . three in a row even!
 
2014-07-11 05:04:42 PM  
Does coke really wholesale for 80k a kilo in Europe? Dayum.
 
2014-07-11 05:06:56 PM  

lockers: $50 million, what's that in non-cop math?


In the US, it's 3.5 to 4 mil. Maybe the rest is shipping and handling. Probably costs a little to make it look like a banana.
 
2014-07-11 05:09:46 PM  

ElLoco: lockers: $50 million, what's that in non-cop math?

In the US, it's 3.5 to 4 mil. Maybe the rest is shipping and handling. Probably costs a little to make it look like a banana.


But you call now, we'll double your order, FREE.
Just pay shipping and handling.
 
2014-07-11 05:10:25 PM  
We'll they now have enough money to go buy a shiatload of peanut butter to go with all those bananas.
 
2014-07-11 05:22:22 PM  
 
2014-07-11 05:23:31 PM  
www.thereturnedmissionary.com
 
2014-07-11 05:23:41 PM  
I drive by here 4 days a week headed to the ferry.  Too busy to stop, tho.
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2014-07-11 05:24:25 PM  
The smuggler thought he was a smoothie.
 
2014-07-11 05:24:32 PM  

Devil's Playground: Bananas and Blow

/obscure?


No. This is Fark.

CSB: saw ween play acl festival one year. Watching the sign language interpreter sign "bananas and blow" was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
 
2014-07-11 05:24:44 PM  
That's not an allegory, it's a metaphor.
 
2014-07-11 05:26:22 PM  

oh_please: That's not an allegory, it's a metaphor.


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//what's a metaphor?
//I dunno, what's a metaphor you?
 
2014-07-11 05:36:50 PM  
All these calypso post just make me wanna go home.
 
2014-07-11 05:39:07 PM  
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Disapproves.

"Don't mess with my shipment, man."

/for you younger people, he was the first president of modern Zimbabwe.
 
2014-07-11 05:44:58 PM  
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2014-07-11 05:45:49 PM  
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2014-07-11 05:53:41 PM  

rkiller1: I drive by here 4 days a week headed to the ferry.  Too busy to stop, tho.


They are awesome! Wished I lived back on California. Except for the cost of living and all...
 
2014-07-11 05:56:09 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: Nuts?


No, Coca-nuts.
 
2014-07-11 06:03:09 PM  

ElLoco: Does coke really wholesale for 80k a kilo in Europe? Dayum.


And they are estimating the *retail* value at 166k British Pounds per kilo. That right there is some fine cop math.
 
2014-07-11 06:07:58 PM  

Devil's Playground: Bananas and Blow



Stuck in my cabana
 
2014-07-11 06:11:55 PM  

macross87: rkiller1: I drive by here 4 days a week headed to the ferry.  Too busy to stop, tho.

They are awesome! Wished I lived back on California. Except for the cost of living and all...


Yes, house prices are more insaner than ever.
 
2014-07-11 06:13:29 PM  
Hey! Slip me a banana!

Oh. Wait.
 
2014-07-11 06:14:02 PM  
Always wondered why these guys were smiling and always in pajamas.
resources2.news.com.au
 
2014-07-11 06:33:35 PM  
Maybe there was some Afghanistanimation
 
2014-07-11 06:34:47 PM  
Brazilian Wandering spiders like to hide in bananas.  Smart.

i1.mirror.co.uk
 
2014-07-11 06:35:38 PM  
Oh, Hai.  Would you like a good erection before your death?
 
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