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(CrushPlate)   Sometimes, your guardian angel appears in a halo of holy light. Other times, he breaks into your home wearing a purple robe and woman's bathing suit and watches you sleep   (crushplate.com) divider line 14
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1736 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Jul 2014 at 7:09 PM (42 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-07-11 06:34:24 PM  
What? That was wrong? Bella thought it was super sexy. I don't understand women.
 
2014-07-11 07:12:15 PM  
That's methed up.
 
2014-07-11 07:13:28 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-11 07:17:17 PM  
Remind me again what the difference is between religion and mental illness?
 
2014-07-11 07:19:44 PM  
I agree. A clown costume would have been creepier.
 
2014-07-11 07:47:52 PM  
Come, sweet slumber, enshroud me in thy purple cloak.
 
2014-07-11 07:52:17 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-11 07:52:35 PM  
hispraise.com

It was Jesus himself, I tell you!
 
2014-07-11 08:29:12 PM  

nytmare: Come, sweet slumber, enshroud me in thy purple cloak.


Hm. Doesn't even rhyme.
 
2014-07-11 08:41:44 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-11 09:01:35 PM  

Catlenfell:


*save image*

Woke up yesterday or the day before and my daughter is standing in front of me.
She keeps doing that.
I don't recall her touching me or calling me. I just wake up and there she is.

I'm guessing she either calls me once or touches me once and waits for me to wake up.
That or she just stands there and my spider-sense kicks in.

That is enough to raise me creep-O-meter. I can't imagine waking up to a stranger.
 
2014-07-11 09:06:19 PM  

Resident Muslim: Catlenfell:

*save image*

Woke up yesterday or the day before and my daughter is standing in front of me.
She keeps doing that.
I don't recall her touching me or calling me. I just wake up and there she is.

I'm guessing she either calls me once or touches me once and waits for me to wake up.
That or she just stands there and my spider-sense kicks in.

That is enough to raise me creep-O-meter. I can't imagine waking up to a stranger.


What's really creepy is ... his daughter is 37.
 
2014-07-11 09:39:16 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Resident Muslim: Catlenfell:

*save image*

Woke up yesterday or the day before and my daughter is standing in front of me.
She keeps doing that.
I don't recall her touching me or calling me. I just wake up and there she is.

I'm guessing she either calls me once or touches me once and waits for me to wake up.
That or she just stands there and my spider-sense kicks in.

That is enough to raise me creep-O-meter. I can't imagine waking up to a stranger.

What's really creepy is ... his daughter is 37.


37 wouldn't be a problem.

My munchkin is just above face-height.
So you open your eyes in a dark room and (barely) see this face right in front of you.
With bed-hair flowing all over the place.


/damn that grudge movie!!
 
2014-07-12 08:32:06 AM  
Idiot.
Don't say you are an angel.
Say you are a sparkly vampire.
Then when you watch girls sleep, they think it's hot.
 
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