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(STV.tv)   American tourist endears herself to residents of Scottish village by calling out full marine rescue response to nine-year-old shipwreck sitting in village's harbor   (news.stv.tv) divider line 44
    More: Dumbass, fishing trawler, RNLI, Life of Pi, Fraserburgh  
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2014-07-11 03:01:48 PM
The wreck, seen from the shore:   link
 
2014-07-11 03:03:36 PM
The Life of Pi poster:   link
 
2014-07-11 03:09:29 PM
The wreck, up close: link
 
2014-07-11 05:01:57 PM

jayfurr: The wreck, up close: link


LOL!
 
2014-07-11 05:02:30 PM

jayfurr: The wreck, up close: link


You magnificent bastard.
 
2014-07-11 05:02:37 PM

jayfurr: The wreck, up close: link


Well-played.
 
2014-07-11 05:02:38 PM
Florida Galore
 
2014-07-11 05:02:42 PM
All this activity might piss off Nessie. They better be careful.
 
2014-07-11 05:02:56 PM
"She must have thought that it had just freshly sunk and made the call to the RNLI. It is a familiar landmark to locals but you can see how easy it would be for a visitor to mistake it for a vessel in distress. It was a mistake made with the best of intentions." 

"The lesson here is always make the call if you have any doubt at all. Seconds are vital and any delay could lead to serious consequences. It's always better safe than sorry."


Yeah, sounds like everyone is really ticked at her.
 
2014-07-11 05:05:40 PM
fabulousandfun.com
 
2014-07-11 05:06:39 PM
Anybody else get a java script exploit warning from this site?
 
2014-07-11 05:10:34 PM

jayfurr: The wreck, up close: link


You lovely farking bastid. Did not see that coming.
 
2014-07-11 05:10:58 PM

jayfurr: The wreck, up close: link


You have the original for that?
 
2014-07-11 05:13:30 PM

jayfurr: The wreck, up close: link


You win
 
2014-07-11 05:13:54 PM
Fark is getting more and more my favorite website-y
 
2014-07-11 05:15:30 PM

jayfurr: The wreck, up close: link


You win this month's round of Fark. Beautifully executed, sir!
 
2014-07-11 05:16:56 PM

Watubi: Fark is getting more and more my favorite website-y


wow, preview far different from posted comment
 
2014-07-11 05:18:54 PM
FTA: The woman made the call...

Wait, wait...I think I see the problem here.
 
2014-07-11 05:19:28 PM

jayfurr: The wreck, up close: link


+1 NIIIIIIICE!
 
2014-07-11 05:20:42 PM

JesseL: "She must have thought that it had just freshly sunk and made the call to the RNLI. It is a familiar landmark to locals but you can see how easy it would be for a visitor to mistake it for a vessel in distress. It was a mistake made with the best of intentions." 

"The lesson here is always make the call if you have any doubt at all. Seconds are vital and any delay could lead to serious consequences. It's always better safe than sorry."

Yeah, sounds like everyone is really ticked at her.


Came here for this, and the DUMBASS tag?
/Fark you are a harsh mistress today.
 
2014-07-11 05:23:09 PM

jayfurr: The wreck, up close: link


After setting us up with the Google map shot of the wreck and the Life of Pi poster, you established yourself as a Fark legend with the breathtaking play of the Kardashian image.  I have favorited you as a sign of deep respect.
 
2014-07-11 05:25:54 PM

jehovahs witness protection: Anybody else get a java script exploit warning from this site?


yep. same here.

f*ck that site.
 
2014-07-11 05:26:16 PM

jehovahs witness protection: Anybody else get a java script exploit warning from this site?


Yep
 
2014-07-11 05:30:35 PM
37.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-07-11 05:32:53 PM
update your java and remove the old versions
 
2014-07-11 05:36:23 PM
ts1.mm.bing.net

"....And we have an injured rabbit."
 
2014-07-11 05:37:45 PM
Was MacGregor involved?
 
2014-07-11 05:41:05 PM

jayfurr: The wreck, up close: link


Ach! Prepare yourself for a wee' Glaswegian kiss!
 
2014-07-11 05:41:47 PM

jayfurr: The wreck, seen from the shore:   link


jayfurr: The Life of Pi poster:   link


jayfurr: The wreck, up close: link


Okay, that was pretty damned awesome, right there. You win the interwebs for today.
 
2014-07-11 05:52:28 PM
Heh!
 
2014-07-11 06:06:53 PM

jayfurr: The wreck, up close: link


community.us.playstation.com
 
2014-07-11 06:12:11 PM
 
2014-07-11 06:20:57 PM
"the wreck hit the headlines after it was featured on the promotional poster for Hollywood blockbuster The Life of Pi."

It was nominated for an Oscar.  But it weren't no blockbuster, Guvnuh.
 
2014-07-11 06:38:13 PM

Watubi: Watubi: Fark is getting more and more my favorite website-y

wow, preview far different from posted comment


Let me guess: you would have enjoyed this article more if you hadn't read it already?
 
2014-07-11 06:43:48 PM
USA! USA! USA!
 
2014-07-11 06:52:08 PM

FDR Jones: Watubi: Watubi: Fark is getting more and more my favorite website-y

wow, preview far different from posted comment

Let me guess: you would have enjoyed this article more if you hadn't read it already?


No, he was insinuating that submitter and the mod are ugly beasts who live under a bridge.
 
2014-07-11 07:05:15 PM

jayfurr: The wreck, up close: link


*tip my hat to you*
 
2014-07-11 07:46:19 PM
No where in the article said she was American. Highly possible but not confirmed.
 
2014-07-11 08:51:49 PM

jayfurr: The wreck, up close: link


Hats off to you good sir
 
2014-07-11 09:12:52 PM

jayfurr: The wreck, up close: link


Am I special because I had no clue who the fark that was? I only now know because I read the name in the link.
The whole Kardashian thing has totally passed me by and I for one am very happy about that.

She's a real fatty, isn't she?
 
2014-07-11 09:14:34 PM

Watubi: Watubi: Fark is getting more and more my favorite website-y

wow, preview far different from posted comment


That's part of the magic.
 
2014-07-11 09:18:33 PM

Gecko Gingrich: jayfurr: The wreck, up close: link

You magnificent bastard.


Sometimes inspiration just comes to you.  (And it was a slow afternoon at work.)

I thank you all!
 
2014-07-11 09:20:27 PM

GungFu: jayfurr: The wreck, up close: link

Am I special because I had no clue who the fark that was? I only now know because I read the name in the link.
The whole Kardashian thing has totally passed me by and I for one am very happy about that.

She's a real fatty, isn't she?


She has a huge fat ass.  Apparently that is a cool thing these days.  Probably because so many people are obese.  That has lead to an epidemic of fat chicks thinking they are hot, and wearing tights, and showing off their huge fat asses.  It's fascinating.

I am doing some research as an unemployed person, and watching some daytime tv.  Jerry Springer is still going, and he has an endless parade of chicks with huge fat asses on his show, who are proud of how fat their asses are.  This is not the old "flat ass vs full ass" thing.  Today, the obese gals actually think they are hot because they have giant asses.  "The bigger the better" is today's ass slogan.  Apparently.

I will continue my research and report back periodically.
 
2014-07-11 09:34:00 PM
you all need to bow down and respect the authoritah of veritable Usenet royaltah

http://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/alt.fan.joel-furr
 
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