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(Yahoo)   Putin is sure to arouse the masses by banning one of Russia's most coveted creative outlets: profanity   (news.yahoo.com ) divider line
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2014-07-11 01:52:55 PM  
As I recall, they've also recently banned miniskirts. There was a recent article that was posted where the Duma (the lower house of Russia's parliament) has been going crazy proposing the most insane laws recently and Putin agreeing to all of it.
 
2014-07-11 06:30:44 PM  
Is there anything about Putin that doesn't resemble an American Republican? Is there irony in that or am I getting all Alanis in this biatch?
 
2014-07-11 06:40:53 PM  
В прошлом месяце?
 
2014-07-11 08:20:17 PM  
Yeah, like that'll f*cking work.

What's next, banning drunkenness?
 
2014-07-11 08:21:03 PM  
Mudak.
 
2014-07-11 08:22:54 PM  
 
2014-07-11 08:24:04 PM  

fusillade762: This one is my favorite:

"ёб твою мать!" (Yob tvoyu mat'), meaning "Really?!", "Gosh!", literally " (I) farked your mother", also serves as an exclamation of discontent


I learned that phrase from watching Russian car crash videos.
 
2014-07-11 08:24:46 PM  

Mugato: Is there anything about Putin that doesn't resemble an American Republican? Is there irony in that or am I getting all Alanis in this biatch?


It's more or less the country we would live in if Rick Santorum were president, the Senate was comprised of the people they use for the MPAA ratings board, and the House consisted solely of Bill Donahue.
 
2014-07-11 08:25:28 PM  

RexTalionis: As I recall, they've also recently banned miniskirts. There was a recent article that was posted where the Duma (the lower house of Russia's parliament) has been going crazy proposing the most insane laws recently and Putin agreeing to all of it.


What?! Banning mini skirts?!? That just draws the line!
I say we have a Russian mini skirt thread out of protest. Here, I'll start...

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-11 08:26:15 PM  
@&+%# Putin!
 
2014-07-11 08:28:48 PM  
Putin is apparently going completely off the deep end.  The German intelligence agencies have actually been warning about his increasingly erratic behavior for some time.now.  I hope there are some saner folks below him in the Russian chain of command -- the sort of unsung-hero types we've had to rely on before to keep the planet in one piece.
 
2014-07-11 08:29:24 PM  
Better back up this page quick.
http://www.russki-mat.net/e/Russian.php
 
2014-07-11 08:29:38 PM  

fusillade762: This one is my favorite:

"ёб твою мать!" (Yob tvoyu mat'), meaning "Really?!", "Gosh!", literally " (I) farked your mother", also serves as an exclamation of discontent


I'm not sure I follow. Are they saying "I farked your mother" as casually as a "Really?"

Like:
"I saw some guy jump in front of a car, but the car swerved into another car and they flipped over and killed the first guy."
"I farked your mother, that's awesome."
 
2014-07-11 08:35:49 PM  
If the masses are aroused by this then I don't see the problem.  Weird fetish though.
 
2014-07-11 08:36:44 PM  
Meanwhile, the weak and feckless Obozo allows whores to parade around in revealing clothing at strip clubs and Wal-Marts across America.  Comedians offend with impunity!  Truly, Putin's Russia and/or Branson, is the only place we can be free of the scourge of Lenny Bruce and all revel in the clean comedy stylings of Yakov Smirnov.
 
2014-07-11 08:37:13 PM  
Idi na xuy Putin
 
2014-07-11 08:38:54 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Meanwhile, the weak and feckless Obozo allows whores to parade around in revealing clothing at strip clubs and Wal-Marts across America.  Comedians offend with impunity!  Truly, Putin's Russia and/or Branson, is the only place we can be free of the scourge of Lenny Bruce and all revel in the clean comedy stylings of Yakov Smirnov.


What A Country!
 
2014-07-11 08:38:55 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Meanwhile, the weak and feckless Obozo allows whores to parade around in revealing clothing at strip clubs and Wal-Marts across America.  Comedians offend with impunity!  Truly, Putin's Russia and/or Branson, is the only place we can be free of the scourge of Lenny Bruce and all revel in the clean comedy stylings of Yakov Smirnov.


Two men who were truly defined by the fall of the Soviet Union and forced by fate to recreate society in their own image.
 
2014-07-11 08:39:26 PM  
Ok, fine! I'll try one more time. This time with one of our favorites....

data1.ibtimes.co.in

This thread  could havebeen epic. Thanks Obama!
 
2014-07-11 08:42:14 PM  
I'd give up using obscenities in exchange for a 13% flat tax.
 
2014-07-11 08:45:29 PM  
Спасибо, Путин!
 
2014-07-11 08:54:03 PM  
lh4.googleusercontent.com

My response to Putin
 
2014-07-11 08:54:37 PM  

fusillade762: This one is my favorite:

"ёб твою мать!" (Yob tvoyu mat'), meaning "Really?!", "Gosh!", literally " (I) farked your mother", also serves as an exclamation of discontent


Он какой говнюк.
/My favorite is "Ёбани в рот бляд." - corksoaking hoor.
 
2014-07-11 09:03:36 PM  
Came for reference to mat' being the True Russian Native Artform, left satisfied.  (To mildly bastardise a quote from "A Christmas Story": Russians work in profanity the way other artists might work in oil or clay.  It is their True Medium.)

I also have a wee sneaking suspicion a certain little khuilo might have found out about the catchy little Ukranian tune sweeping the globe :D
 
2014-07-11 09:03:55 PM  

Jaden Smith First of His Name: fusillade762: This one is my favorite:

"ёб твою мать!" (Yob tvoyu mat'), meaning "Really?!", "Gosh!", literally " (I) farked your mother", also serves as an exclamation of discontent

I'm not sure I follow. Are they saying "I farked your mother" as casually as a "Really?"

Like:
"I saw some guy jump in front of a car, but the car swerved into another car and they flipped over and killed the first guy."
"I farked your mother, that's awesome."


Yes, it's used that casually and frequently.
Crazy Russkies.
 
2014-07-11 09:04:29 PM  

namegoeshere: Yeah, like that'll f*cking work.


Why not, it works in USA?

Or what did you think those *bleeb*s were?
 
2014-07-11 09:08:45 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

The Streisand effect works a bit differently there.
 
2014-07-11 09:08:55 PM  
What the fark are you talking about, man?
 
2014-07-11 09:11:47 PM  
This will just inevitably push profanity out of the social discourse in Russia, leading to one big, motherfarking, cocksucking, asshole-licking black market in profanity.
 
2014-07-11 09:12:45 PM  

dolphinsgonwild: Ok, fine! I'll try one more time. This time with one of our favorites....

[data1.ibtimes.co.in image 658x440]

This thread  could havebeen epic. Thanks Obama!


What a search for "Russian mini skirt" yields:

1.bp.blogspot.com

www.bmwpower.hu

escortstopwoman.com
 
2014-07-11 09:14:30 PM  
www.screeninsults.com

you are fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality clause
 
2014-07-11 09:15:52 PM  

ReverendJynxed: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 540x395]

The Streisand effect works a bit differently there.


An ode to bukkake?
 
2014-07-11 09:19:24 PM  

Man On Pink Corner: Putin is apparently going completely off the deep end. The German intelligence agencies have actually been warning about his increasingly erratic behavior for some time.


Russia seems to be taking lines from extreme conservative muslim groups now.  Or maybe they're taking the US tea party types as role models - having seen the US government grind to a legislative standstill because of growing extreme right influence, perhaps Putin thinks he has a latent tea (ultra conservative) party that will help him stay in some form or other of power if he wins their favor by banning some things that dumpy old Russian women can't stand and some things drunky old Russian men can't have.

Gays, bad.  Sex, bad. "Minorities", bad.
 
2014-07-11 09:19:56 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: dolphinsgonwild: Ok, fine! I'll try one more time. This time with one of our favorites....

[data1.ibtimes.co.in image 658x440]

This thread  could havebeen epic. Thanks Obama!

What a search for "Russian mini skirt" yields:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 450x386]

[www.bmwpower.hu image 600x450]

[escortstopwoman.com image 640x512]


Does that last Russian have an iguana?


I know, ghey question.
 
2014-07-11 09:21:34 PM  
Oh, and Vodak, good.
 
2014-07-11 09:22:00 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: dolphinsgonwild: Ok, fine! I'll try one more time. This time with one of our favorites....

[data1.ibtimes.co.in image 658x440]

This thread  could havebeen epic. Thanks Obama!

What a search for "Russian mini skirt" yields:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 450x386]

[www.bmwpower.hu image 600x450]

img.fark.net


What the FARK is she holding under her right arm?!
 
2014-07-11 09:24:27 PM  

strangeluck: Danger Avoid Death: dolphinsgonwild: Ok, fine! I'll try one more time. This time with one of our favorites....

[data1.ibtimes.co.in image 658x440]

This thread  could havebeen epic. Thanks Obama!

What a search for "Russian mini skirt" yields:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 450x386]

[www.bmwpower.hu image 600x450]

[img.fark.net image 640x512]

What the FARK is she holding under her right arm?!


LOL! I didn't even notice! WTF is that?!
 
2014-07-11 09:29:17 PM  

Plant Rights Activist: you are fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality clause

I'm kicking myself for not thinking of this first.
 
2014-07-11 09:30:46 PM  

strangeluck: Danger Avoid Death: dolphinsgonwild: Ok, fine! I'll try one more time. This time with one of our favorites....

[data1.ibtimes.co.in image 658x440]

This thread  could havebeen epic. Thanks Obama!

What a search for "Russian mini skirt" yields:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 450x386]

[www.bmwpower.hu image 600x450]

[img.fark.net image 640x512]

What the FARK is she holding under her right arm?!


She has arms????
 
2014-07-11 09:33:25 PM  

Pribar: strangeluck: Danger Avoid Death: dolphinsgonwild: Ok, fine! I'll try one more time. This time with one of our favorites....

[data1.ibtimes.co.in image 658x440]

This thread  could havebeen epic. Thanks Obama!

What a search for "Russian mini skirt" yields:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 450x386]

[www.bmwpower.hu image 600x450]

[img.fark.net image 640x512]

What the FARK is she holding under her right arm?!

She has arms????


Wonder what that says on her skirt

"Lift here for service"
 
2014-07-11 09:37:00 PM  

strangeluck: Danger Avoid Death: dolphinsgonwild: Ok, fine! I'll try one more time. This time with one of our favorites....

[data1.ibtimes.co.in image 658x440]

This thread  could havebeen epic. Thanks Obama!

What a search for "Russian mini skirt" yields:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 450x386]

[www.bmwpower.hu image 600x450]

[img.fark.net image 640x512]

What the FARK is she holding under her right arm?!


Hopefully it's part of a sandwich.
 
2014-07-11 09:38:34 PM  
Russian conservatism...they banned miniskirts, kicked gays out, censored profanity

Not a bad thing at all, they need step up and criminalize porn too, again not a bad thing at all.
 
2014-07-11 09:40:49 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: strangeluck: Danger Avoid Death: dolphinsgonwild: Ok, fine! I'll try one more time. This time with one of our favorites....

[data1.ibtimes.co.in image 658x440]

This thread  could havebeen epic. Thanks Obama!

What a search for "Russian mini skirt" yields:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 450x386]

[www.bmwpower.hu image 600x450]

[img.fark.net image 640x512]

What the FARK is she holding under her right arm?!

LOL! I didn't even notice! WTF is that?!


My first thought was Jabba the Hut's love child.... I feel so disturbed.
 
2014-07-11 09:42:55 PM  

strangeluck: Danger Avoid Death: dolphinsgonwild: Ok, fine! I'll try one more time. This time with one of our favorites....

[data1.ibtimes.co.in image 658x440]

This thread  could havebeen epic. Thanks Obama!

What a search for "Russian mini skirt" yields:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 450x386]

[www.bmwpower.hu image 600x450]

[img.fark.net image 640x512]

What the FARK is she holding under her right arm?!


Do Russians have Hentai?
 
2014-07-11 09:43:55 PM  

Warmnight: Russian conservatism...they banned miniskirts, kicked gays out, censored profanity

Not a bad thing at all, they need step up and criminalize porn too, again not a bad thing at all.


You     are      dead      to     me.
 
2014-07-11 09:44:23 PM  

TommyDeuce: strangeluck: Danger Avoid Death: dolphinsgonwild: Ok, fine! I'll try one more time. This time with one of our favorites....

[data1.ibtimes.co.in image 658x440]

This thread  could havebeen epic. Thanks Obama!

What a search for "Russian mini skirt" yields:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 450x386]

[www.bmwpower.hu image 600x450]

[img.fark.net image 640x512]

What the FARK is she holding under her right arm?!

Do Russians have Hentai?


Hentaski?
 
2014-07-11 09:44:47 PM  

SansNeural: Man On Pink Corner: Putin is apparently going completely off the deep end. The German intelligence agencies have actually been warning about his increasingly erratic behavior for some time.

Russia seems to be taking lines from extreme conservative muslim groups now.  Or maybe they're taking the US tea party types as role models - having seen the US government grind to a legislative standstill because of growing extreme right influence, perhaps Putin thinks he has a latent tea (ultra conservative) party that will help him stay in some form or other of power if he wins their favor by banning some things that dumpy old Russian women can't stand and some things drunky old Russian men can't have.

Gays, bad.  Sex, bad. "Minorities", bad.


TFA mentions it's due in part to rising influence of the Orthodox Church. I'm pretty sure they were the ones behind the "gay propaganda" ban, too.
 
2014-07-11 09:45:48 PM  
Blyat!
 
2014-07-11 09:49:35 PM  

dolphinsgonwild: Pribar: strangeluck: Danger Avoid Death: dolphinsgonwild: Ok, fine! I'll try one more time. This time with one of our favorites....

[data1.ibtimes.co.in image 658x440]

This thread  could havebeen epic. Thanks Obama!

What a search for "Russian mini skirt" yields:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 450x386]

[www.bmwpower.hu image 600x450]

[img.fark.net image 640x512]

What the FARK is she holding under her right arm?!

She has arms????

Wonder what that says on her skirt

"Lift here for service"


essentially, less is better
 
2014-07-11 09:53:45 PM  

namegoeshere: Yeah, like that'll f*cking work.

What's next, banning drunkenness?


Oh, he can ban that ("drunk" is a matter of opinion), as long as he doesn't ban the sale of vodka.
Because then, he would see a second revolution...
 
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