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(News 96.5 Florida)   Florida man caught feeding Florida bear in Florida neighborhood where Florida woman was mauled by a Florida bear. Of course, Florida   ( news965.com) divider line
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2014-07-11 11:30:27 AM  
Yeah this guy is a jackass. It's cute and all, until you walk into your garage and get friggin MAULED.
 
2014-07-11 11:40:29 AM  
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This guy must be smarter than the average bear.
 
2014-07-11 02:06:51 PM  
If he was feeding a bear, why did it attack a woman?  Wouldn't it have mauled a man?
 
2014-07-11 02:49:48 PM  
There are bears in Florida? Are they scaly and hide in rivers and streams?
 
2014-07-11 02:49:57 PM  

slayer199: If he was feeding a bear, why did it attack a woman?  Wouldn't it have mauled a man?


He was a neighbor of the woman that was mauled in her garage. The bear was in her garage going through the garbage cans looking for food because her asshole neighbor has been feeding them. It's not too unlike bears breaking into cars, campers & tents in places like Yellowstone because other park visitors have fed them, which makes them dangerous around humans. And it generally ends up badly for the bear. Most parks try to relocate these bears, but that often doesn't work & the bears end up being destroyed.
 
2014-07-11 03:05:18 PM  
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'Book 'em, Lou. One count of being a bear, and one count of accessory to being a bear.'
 
2014-07-11 03:05:40 PM  
Smitty must secretly love Florida to have mentioned it that many times
 
2014-07-11 03:06:02 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: The bear was in her garage going through the garbage cans looking for food


Might also have wandered down from the hills in search of employment. Just saying.
 
2014-07-11 03:32:11 PM  
Not impressed:

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2014-07-11 03:40:19 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: slayer199: If he was feeding a bear, why did it attack a woman?  Wouldn't it have mauled a man?

He was a neighbor of the woman that was mauled in her garage. The bear was in her garage going through the garbage cans looking for food because her asshole neighbor has been feeding them. It's not too unlike bears breaking into cars, campers & tents in places like Yellowstone because other park visitors have fed them, which makes them dangerous around humans. And it generally ends up badly for the bear. Most parks try to relocate these bears, but that often doesn't work & the bears end up being destroyed.


You missed that by a mile...perhaps this will help.

www.ggb.org.br
 
2014-07-11 03:43:28 PM  
Was Florida Man feeding bear Florida Woman?  Because once they get a taste, bears will go for it again, even if it tastes like Florida Woman.
 
2014-07-11 03:46:22 PM  
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2014-07-11 03:46:46 PM  
Florida man,
Florida man,
Florida man feeds Florida bear,
They have a fight, Florida bear wins,
Florida man
 
2014-07-11 03:50:19 PM  

rooftop235: Yeah this guy is a jackass. It's cute and all, until you walk into your garage and get friggin MAULED.


Too bad it wasn't him that got mauled.  G*ddamn, people are STUPID.
 
2014-07-11 03:50:28 PM  
Cifers and his wife were told to stop doing that with the peanut butter, but they just wouldn't listen!
 
2014-07-11 03:52:52 PM  

rooftop235: Yeah this guy is a jackass. It's cute and all, until you walk into your garage and get friggin MAULED.


Done in one.

This morning, I was sitting there watching the news with my son.  This story came on.  Both my wife and I made it a point to say, "If the opportunity ever comes up, do NOT ever feed the bear.  Ever!  Not only is it dangerous from the start, but the bear will be back expecting more.  And in the end, someone will end up mauled, or the bear shot to death.  More likely both."
 
2014-07-11 03:52:53 PM  
What's a 'pretrial coference'?
 
2014-07-11 03:53:07 PM  
She should leave the guy alone and go to another mall.
 
2014-07-11 03:54:39 PM  

StrikitRich: Smitty must secretly love Florida to have mentioned it that many times


Florida florida florida florida?
 
2014-07-11 04:05:48 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: slayer199: If he was feeding a bear, why did it attack a woman?  Wouldn't it have mauled a man?

He was a neighbor of the woman that was mauled in her garage. The bear was in her garage going through the garbage cans looking for food because her asshole neighbor has been feeding them. It's not too unlike bears breaking into cars, campers & tents in places like Yellowstone because other park visitors have fed them, which makes them dangerous around humans. And it generally ends up badly for the bear. Most parks try to relocate these bears, but that often doesn't work & the bears end up being destroyed.


They hadn't gotten the DNA back from the lab on the bear that attacked the neighbor and fish and wildlife killed 7 bears. That's a disgrace. Tim Treadwell (the other bear whisperer) was killed by a bear.
Darwin says: It's only a matter of time, arsholes. The bear looks at the meager dinner in the guys hand, and thinks..hmmmm that guy looks like a warm meal....lasting days even.
 
2014-07-11 04:09:47 PM  

eyemarten: StrikitRich: Smitty must secretly love Florida to have mentioned it that many times

Florida florida florida florida?


It's where all the Buffalo buffalo go to retire.

/Buffalo
 
2014-07-11 04:14:24 PM  

gopher321: There are bears in Florida? Are they scaly and hide in rivers and streams?


There are all sorts of things down here that can mess you up.

Bears, cougars, and gators.

/waits for smart a$$ remarks
 
2014-07-11 04:38:40 PM  

Capo Del Bandito: What's a 'pretrial coference'?


It's like "premature ejaculation", but without the giggles.
 
2014-07-11 05:14:46 PM  

doctorguilty: Florida man,
Florida man,
Florida man feeds Florida bear,
They have a fight, Florida bear wins,
Florida man


dammit! comming here to do something with that song too.....
Florida Man Florida Man
 Not as smart as a garbage can
got nuthin
 
2014-07-11 05:31:54 PM  

Capo Del Bandito: What's a 'pretrial coference'?


Another sign of bad editing. Or more likely, no editing
 
2014-07-11 06:26:05 PM  
There are 2 types of wildlife you should never feed: Pests (racoons, geese, etc) and ones that can fark you up (bears, big cats, deer, etc). They all need to fear humans.
Here in PA, wild turkeys are starting to become a nuisance too.
 
2014-07-11 06:33:09 PM  
Hope he starts feeding gators next and gets too close. Seriously in this day and age who the fark knows that you don't feed wild animals since they will lose their fear and associate man with food.
 
2014-07-11 07:40:34 PM  
"He and his wife hand feeding the bears off their back patio," she said in the recording. "Petting the bears. He's named them all. He thinks he's the bear whisperer."

Timothy Treadwell approved of feeding bears

/aisle seat, please
 
2014-07-11 08:11:43 PM  
I had no idea there are bears in Florida.  I've heard they're back in parts of Ohio and Kentucky.  We Hoosiers will start seeing them soon, I reckon  We've already got at least a couple of panthers in our area, but the forestry department keeps denying the possibility.  I think they're afraid we'll go out to shoot them?
 
2014-07-11 09:49:14 PM  
I love the fact that he has entered a plea of "not guilty", even though there are pictures of him feeding the bears on the street in his neighborhood. Idiot. I hope he gets tossed in jail for a while and gets mauled by the bears that live there.
 
2014-07-12 05:12:28 AM  
Noah is unimpressed.
 
2014-07-12 11:46:46 AM  
Thank you, Florida Man. What would we do without you.

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