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(Breitbart.com)   Muslim prayer rug found on Arizona border....or maybe it was just a normal rug. Possibly an afghan. WAKE UP SHEEPLE   (breitbart.com) divider line 161
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2014-07-11 08:00:57 AM  
I can't believe I just waded through a Breitbart.com article, now I feel all greasy!

Okay, here's the gist of it:

1) "Independent Security Contractors" who were patrolling the border turn out to be a group calling themselves "American Patriot, 3 Percent". In other words, a militia group.

2) The "prayer rug" they found supposedly had Arabic writing on it, but the only photo of it shows no such writing. It looks like a crumpled up red-and-white tablecloth.

3) The article then says these same "contractors" told them that some "Special Interest Aliens" from Afghanistan, Yemen and Iraq had been found near Laredo, Texas last week. They all had about $51 in Iraqi money on them.

4) The article of course goes on to claim (without citation) that ISIS wants "direct confrontation" with America.

This is your basic "Scare Tactic" article, trying to make the Breitbart-faithful convinced that ISIS-backed Terrorists are crossing the southern US border, and looking to kill you or force you to be a Gay Muslim. The sad thing here is, the article even mentions when they tried this tactic before, only then it was Iranian money being found with Muslim prayer mats on the border, because Iran was the Republican Boogeyman then.

And despite the obvious BS in this story, there are many morans that will eat it up.
 
2014-07-11 08:09:26 AM  

MmmmBacon: I can't believe I just waded through a Breitbart.com article, now I feel all greasy!


hey! Try wading through Drudge to get to the Breitbart link and submitting it! I feel like the guy at the end of Shawshank Redemption when he crawls through the sewage pipe to freedom, only I just hit another wall of shiat.
 
2014-07-11 08:20:18 AM  
Obligatory
imgs.xkcd.com
 
2014-07-11 08:44:24 AM  
There are also rocks at that border.  That proves they were stoning infidels as they invaded during their jihad against old white retirees.
 
2014-07-11 08:49:45 AM  
Ok, the picture isn't the biest and I'm no expert on rugs, but wikipedia specifically says prayer rugs are woven and ornately decorated, and this doesn't look like either of those things.

www.breitbart.com
 
2014-07-11 08:54:07 AM  
Probably a serape.
 
2014-07-11 08:58:54 AM  

dookdookdook: Ok, the picture isn't the biest and I'm no expert on rugs, but wikipedia specifically says prayer rugs are woven and ornately decorated, and this doesn't look like either of those things.

[www.breitbart.com image 640x636]



Quelle horreur!
www.thevintagetable.net
 
2014-07-11 08:59:00 AM  

MmmmBacon: I can't believe I just waded through a Breitbart.com article, now I feel all greasy!

Okay, here's the gist of it:

1) "Independent Security Contractors" who were patrolling the border turn out to be a group calling themselves "American Patriot, 3 Percent". In other words, a militia group.

2) The "prayer rug" they found supposedly had Arabic writing on it, but the only photo of it shows no such writing. It looks like a crumpled up red-and-white tablecloth.

3) The article then says these same "contractors" told them that some "Special Interest Aliens" from Afghanistan, Yemen and Iraq had been found near Laredo, Texas last week. They all had about $51 in Iraqi money on them.

4) The article of course goes on to claim (without citation) that ISIS wants "direct confrontation" with America.

This is your basic "Scare Tactic" article, trying to make the Breitbart-faithful convinced that ISIS-backed Terrorists are crossing the southern US border, and looking to kill you or force you to be a Gay Muslim. The sad thing here is, the article even mentions when they tried this tactic before, only then it was Iranian money being found with Muslim prayer mats on the border, because Iran was the Republican Boogeyman then.

And despite the obvious BS in this story, there are many morans that will eat it up.


Thank you, dear sir. You willingly sacrificed some of your brain cells to bring us this information. May your children and your yaks be fruitful in number.
 
2014-07-11 08:59:04 AM  
t0.gstatic.com
 
2014-07-11 09:00:56 AM  
A group of fat dudes playing army man found some trash. Film at 11.
 
2014-07-11 09:01:54 AM  
Looks like a soccer jersey.
 
2014-07-11 09:01:57 AM  
"That's when I saw this thing laying around. And I was like, 'What the hell is that?' We walked over there and I didn't really want to pull at it not knowing what was on it. I poked a bit at it with a stick and noticed some of the Arabic writing and was just like, 'Oh boy.' I snapped a couple of photos and then went on our patrol."

But we're not going to SHOW you any of that "Arabic writing". It was there, though, just trust us.

Here's a screen cap of some Muslim prayer rugs.
img.fark.net

And here are the GIS results for "Muslim prayer rug", note the lack of tablecloths
 
2014-07-11 09:02:24 AM  
What a muslim prayer rug looks like...

They can big and hung on a wall:
1.bp.blogspot.com
Or sometimes they are very small:
www.sondrak.com

You can wear them as a dress:
www.harrisoncatalyst.com

Or under a ritual sacrifice, so there's no mess:
www3.pictures.zimbio.com

Use them to cover a comfy couch:
a.abcnews.com

Use them as socks, to show off when you crouch:
cdn.thewire.com

I guess what I'm saying, and I don't mean to scare,
2.bp.blogspot.com

Is once you know about prayer rugs, you see them everywhere:
www.cps-news.com

Ooops.
 
2014-07-11 09:02:42 AM  

upload.wikimedia.org


   FEAR!

 
2014-07-11 09:03:54 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-11 09:04:35 AM  
It looks more like a crumpled up soccer jersey.

www.shopsoccerkit.com
 
2014-07-11 09:04:43 AM  

MmmmBacon: This is your basic "Scare Tactic" article, trying to make the Breitbart-faithful convinced that ISIS-backed Terrorists are crossing the southern US border, and looking to kill you or force you to be a Gay Muslim. The sad thing here is, the article even mentions when they tried this tactic before, only then it was Iranian money being found with Muslim prayer mats on the border, because Iran was the Republican Boogeyman then.

And despite the obvious BS in this story, there are many morans that will eat it up.


And I direct you to the comments to see just how perfect your prediction is.
 
2014-07-11 09:05:44 AM  

MmmmBacon: "Independent Security Contractors" who were patrolling the border turn out to be a group calling themselves "American Patriot, 3 Percent". In other words, a militia group.


Yep, these jokers aren't even part of the Minuteman Project, which at least was a militia that was supposedly about border control. No, it's a group that pretty much say "we're the equivalent of the Founding Fathers, and we're on the cusp of declaring independence and saving this country from Obama's gun control and big government laws."
 
2014-07-11 09:06:10 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: What a muslim prayer rug looks like...

They can big and hung on a wall:
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 750x525]
Or sometimes they are very small:
[www.sondrak.com image 322x192]

You can wear them as a dress:
[www.harrisoncatalyst.com image 503x736]

Or under a ritual sacrifice, so there's no mess:
[www3.pictures.zimbio.com image 594x404]

Use them to cover a comfy couch:
[a.abcnews.com image 531x411]

Use them as socks, to show off when you crouch:
[cdn.thewire.com image 675x423]

I guess what I'm saying, and I don't mean to scare,
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 500x372]

Is once you know about prayer rugs, you see them everywhere:
[www.cps-news.com image 478x364]

Ooops.


Your post is so beautiful, I'm having trouble typing through the tears of respect...
 
2014-07-11 09:06:51 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: What a muslim prayer rug looks like...

They can big and hung on a wall:
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 750x525]
Or sometimes they are very small:
[www.sondrak.com image 322x192]

You can wear them as a dress:
[www.harrisoncatalyst.com image 503x736]

Or under a ritual sacrifice, so there's no mess:
[www3.pictures.zimbio.com image 594x404]

Use them to cover a comfy couch:
[a.abcnews.com image 531x411]

Use them as socks, to show off when you crouch:
[cdn.thewire.com image 675x423]

I guess what I'm saying, and I don't mean to scare,
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 500x372]

Is once you know about prayer rugs, you see them everywhere:
[www.cps-news.com image 478x364]

Ooops.


www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-07-11 09:07:25 AM  
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2014-07-11 09:07:51 AM  
img.fark.net
Muslim prayer rug, aka Adidas soccer jersey.
 
2014-07-11 09:07:57 AM  
Well, only one way to be sure. Bomb Arizona from orbit.
 
2014-07-11 09:09:09 AM  

notto: [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 180x176]


Damn, beat me by 25 seconds. If only I'd spelled "Adidas" right on preview...
 
2014-07-11 09:09:40 AM  
I think one of the ISIScans that they're trying to scare people with killed and gutted Don Cherry.
 
2014-07-11 09:09:41 AM  
Even it was true. Despite the Tea Party best efforts it's not illegal to be Muslim in the US.
 
2014-07-11 09:10:06 AM  
I'm still picking Germany in the final.
 
2014-07-11 09:10:31 AM  
Maybe it was an Al Navajo rug.

Get Leaphorn on it!
 
2014-07-11 09:11:13 AM  

blasterz: Muslim prayer rug, aka Adidas soccer jersey.


I got a feeling lots of Brazil soccer jerseys are being dumped.
 
2014-07-11 09:11:48 AM  

Mikey1969: Prank Call of Cthulhu: What a muslim prayer rug looks like...

They can big and hung on a wall:
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 750x525]
Or sometimes they are very small:
[www.sondrak.com image 322x192]

You can wear them as a dress:
[www.harrisoncatalyst.com image 503x736]

Or under a ritual sacrifice, so there's no mess:
[www3.pictures.zimbio.com image 594x404]

Use them to cover a comfy couch:
[a.abcnews.com image 531x411]

Use them as socks, to show off when you crouch:
[cdn.thewire.com image 675x423]

I guess what I'm saying, and I don't mean to scare,
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 500x372]

Is once you know about prayer rugs, you see them everywhere:
[www.cps-news.com image 478x364]

Ooops.

Your post is so beautiful, I'm having trouble typing through the tears of respect...


"Johnny!  What can you make out of this?"

api.ning.com

"I can make a prayer rug.  I can make a hijab.  I can make an abaya..."
 
2014-07-11 09:12:35 AM  
I don't care how poorly you think Obama is doing, anybody this irrationally paranoid should not be walking around without adult supervision.
 
2014-07-11 09:14:45 AM  
Please don't find a used condom.

melaniekillingervowell.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-11 09:15:27 AM  
Are they sure it wasn't just a Mexican poncho? Look to see if there is a hole in the middle!!
www.elchamaco.com

You can wear them... or pray on them if you will. I don't care.
cdn.shopify.com


And just in case you also find one of these...
www.zoomstart.com
they are not Muslim food trays....but you can put tortilla chips on them.
 
2014-07-11 09:15:33 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: A group of fat dudes playing army man found some trash. Film at 11.


Whenever I hear about a "Patriot Organization", I automatically form this image of their membership:

i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-11 09:15:51 AM  
Sure, this could be a "prayer rug":
www.breitbart.com

Or it could just be that someone from south of the border is an Eastwood fan:
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-11 09:16:10 AM  

AMonkey'sUncle: Maybe it was an Al Navajo rug.

Get Leaphorn on it!





Wait, there are Indians on the border too? Time to panic!
 
2014-07-11 09:18:43 AM  

Bermuda59: AMonkey'sUncle: Maybe it was an Al Navajo rug.

Get Leaphorn on it!

Wait, there are Indians on the border too? Time to panic!


Not only that, there's also


Klingons off the starboard bow.
 
2014-07-11 09:19:41 AM  

Mikey1969: "That's when I saw this thing laying around. And I was like, 'What the hell is that?' We walked over there and I didn't really want to pull at it not knowing what was on it. I poked a bit at it with a stick and noticed some of the Arabic writing and was just like, 'Oh boy.' I snapped a couple of photos and then went on our patrol."

But we're not going to SHOW you any of that "Arabic writing". It was there, though, just trust us.

Here's a screen cap of some Muslim prayer rugs.
[img.fark.net image 850x501]

And here are the GIS results for "Muslim prayer rug", note the lack of tablecloths



Also note the lack of any Arabic writing.
 
2014-07-11 09:20:25 AM  
Independent American Security Contractors

hahahahahahahahahahahaha
 
2014-07-11 09:21:18 AM  

UNC_Samurai: HotWingConspiracy: A group of fat dudes playing army man found some trash. Film at 11.

Whenever I hear about a "Patriot Organization", I automatically form this image of their membership:

[i.imgur.com image 500x309]


If that was the case, I would have a lot better opinion of them.

/Now I have to see if that show is still on Netflix.
 
2014-07-11 09:21:22 AM  

dookdookdook: Ok, the picture isn't the biest and I'm no expert on rugs, but wikipedia specifically says prayer rugs are woven and ornately decorated, and this doesn't look like either of those things.

[www.breitbart.com image 640x636]


That looks like a larper's discarded quilted doublet.
 
2014-07-11 09:21:58 AM  

grokca: Bermuda59: AMonkey'sUncle: Maybe it was an Al Navajo rug.

Get Leaphorn on it!

Wait, there are Indians on the border too? Time to panic!

Not only that, there's also


Klingons off the starboard bow.


It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim!
 
2014-07-11 09:22:10 AM  
My god, you know what this means?

There's illegal jockeys crossing the border!
c97174.ssl.cf3.rackcdn.com
 
2014-07-11 09:24:18 AM  
i48.tinypic.com
i306.photobucket.com
www.chimpout.com

Sensors are off the scale, Captain
 
2014-07-11 09:24:48 AM  

FuryOfFirestorm: MmmmBacon: I can't believe I just waded through a Breitbart.com article, now I feel all greasy!

Okay, here's the gist of it:

1) "Independent Security Contractors" who were patrolling the border turn out to be a group calling themselves "American Patriot, 3 Percent". In other words, a militia group.

2) The "prayer rug" they found supposedly had Arabic writing on it, but the only photo of it shows no such writing. It looks like a crumpled up red-and-white tablecloth.

3) The article then says these same "contractors" told them that some "Special Interest Aliens" from Afghanistan, Yemen and Iraq had been found near Laredo, Texas last week. They all had about $51 in Iraqi money on them.

4) The article of course goes on to claim (without citation) that ISIS wants "direct confrontation" with America.

This is your basic "Scare Tactic" article, trying to make the Breitbart-faithful convinced that ISIS-backed Terrorists are crossing the southern US border, and looking to kill you or force you to be a Gay Muslim. The sad thing here is, the article even mentions when they tried this tactic before, only then it was Iranian money being found with Muslim prayer mats on the border, because Iran was the Republican Boogeyman then.

And despite the obvious BS in this story, there are many morans that will eat it up.

Thank you, dear sir. You willingly sacrificed some of your brain cells to bring us this information. May your children and your yaks be fruitful in number.


Many Bacons died to bring us this information...
 
2014-07-11 09:25:51 AM  
Right-wingers are apparently afraid of discarded blankets now.

Is there anything they're not afraid of?
 
2014-07-11 09:26:20 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: My god, you know what this means?

There's illegal jockeys crossing the border!
[c97174.ssl.cf3.rackcdn.com image 128x110]


That explains a lot, actually.  Louis Gohmert must have been in a drunken stupor and seen a bunch of jockeys running across the border.  That's where he got the idea of "terror babies".
 
2014-07-11 09:26:33 AM  
Muslimobile:

www.autotraderclassics.com
With this upholstery, you can drive and get your prayer on at the same time. Leaves more time for beheading infidels!
 
2014-07-11 09:27:14 AM  

HeartBurnKid: Is there anything they're not afraid of?


Being hypocrites?  Sounding ridiculously stupid?  Displaying overt misogyny and racism?

The list goes on and on.
 
2014-07-11 09:28:39 AM  
Is this another ritual Muslim foot washing sink in the capital building incident?
 
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