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(Chicago Sun-Times)   If you're an ex-boyfriend of Kendall Jones, some democrat running for Congress has some great news for you   (politics.suntimes.com ) divider line
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2014-07-11 12:03:04 AM  
...some scam artist pretending to be a sleazy liberal to troll Fox News into giving him money and attention has some great news for you

FTFS

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/that-war-on-fox-guy-is-not-actually-runni ng -for-congress-as-a-democrat/

/see cons, this is what a real "false flag" looks like
 
2014-07-11 12:15:44 AM  
The Party of Women
 
2014-07-11 12:22:06 AM  
He's just big game hunting.
 
2014-07-11 12:24:51 AM  

dookdookdook: ...some scam artist pretending to be a sleazy liberal to troll Fox News into giving him money and attention has some great news for you

FTFS


Cantor's primary upset was a big surprise to pretty much everybody.  I'd like to see an official update from this guy to see what his deal is.  It may be the case that back in April he didn't bother filing because he figured he couldn't win, but has since changed his mind.

Who knows, maybe a write-in campaign will work.
 
2014-07-11 12:37:31 AM  

serial_crusher: Cantor's primary upset was a big surprise to pretty much everybody. I'd like to see an official update from this guy to see what his deal is. It may be the case that back in April he didn't bother filing because he figured he couldn't win, but has since changed his mind.


Well he missed the filing deadline about 3 months ago, and checking out his twitter...yeah, he just plugged pornhub.

If conservatives insist on using this guy to smear democrats, then I'm going insist on using every meth addicted, proudly racist hillbilly running a write in campaign for congress in Georgia or Mississippi to smear republicans.
 
2014-07-11 01:17:50 AM  
Your photoshop skills could = $$$$$$$
 
2014-07-11 01:47:02 AM  
On one hand, it's fake.

On the other hand, it's stupid.

That's why I stay away from Twitter. I like my dumb to be genuine.

Fark.com!
 
2014-07-11 01:53:42 AM  
Yeah, this guy is a troll, nothing more.
 
2014-07-11 04:18:50 AM  
Christ, what an asshole.
 
2014-07-11 04:20:14 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: He's just big game hunting.


I didn't realize beaver was considered big game.
 
2014-07-11 04:23:34 AM  
"What's his Fark handle?" is the only relevant question....
 
2014-07-11 04:24:55 AM  
We'll get to see her 5 head blowing 5 black guys?
 
2014-07-11 04:30:38 AM  
Who, who, and who?  Oh, the cute girl who shot animals.

Yeah, I'll stay out of this one.
 
2014-07-11 04:38:35 AM  
despite not being on the ballot

See, lefties by and large laugh at and discredit fringe wing nuts like this whack-a-loon.

Republicans you may want to take notes here.

I had never even heard of this Kendall Jones cheerleader chick before this thread.

Spending some time hunting trophies before she goes on to become a trophy wife I'm imagining.

Her and that Hobby Lobby chick should start a bowling team.
 
2014-07-11 04:40:14 AM  

Lenny_da_Hog: TuteTibiImperes: He's just big game hunting.

I didn't realize beaver was considered big game.


Ask yourself. Can it be stuffed and mounted?
 
2014-07-11 04:52:58 AM  
The liberal media is attacking him because he's a good Christian.
 
2014-07-11 05:27:48 AM  
who is kendall jones?
 
2014-07-11 05:55:35 AM  
Sort of like the GOP's crusade to get nude pictures of Benghazi.
 
2014-07-11 06:13:53 AM  
Nude pics of Benghazi?

FAP FAP FAP
 
2014-07-11 06:24:56 AM  

quatchi: Lenny_da_Hog: TuteTibiImperes: He's just big game hunting.

I didn't realize beaver was considered big game.

Ask yourself. Can it be stuffed and mounted?


No, vice-versa.
 
2014-07-11 06:39:56 AM  
This proves that both sides ARE bad, but all we hear from the FarkTMProgTMLibsTM is "no true Democrat".
 
2014-07-11 06:48:56 AM  

Wyalt Derp: This proves that both sides ARE bad, but all we hear from the FarkTMProgTMLibsTM is "no true Democrat".


heh
 
2014-07-11 06:57:31 AM  

quatchi: despite not being on the ballot

See, lefties by and large laugh at and discredit fringe wing nuts like this whack-a-loon.

Republicans you may want to take notes here.

I had never even heard of this Kendall Jones cheerleader chick before this thread.

Spending some time hunting trophies before she goes on to become a trophy wife I'm imagining.

Her and that Hobby Lobby chick should start a bowling team.


Why did I read that as "blowing team"?  General theme of the thread, I guess.

Although... why is there not a sexual Olympics in the porn industry?  That seems like it should be a thing.
 
2014-07-11 07:00:15 AM  
Never heard of the guy, But he is all over the conservative blogs when you Google him.

DEMOCRAT OF THE CENTURY - MIKE DICKINSON (D-UMBASS, VA)
Read more at http://angrywhitedude.com/2014/04/democrat-century-mike-dickinson-d-u m bass-va/#RymUFVPbM3EVM87T.99
 
2014-07-11 07:00:44 AM  
I was assured that trolling is against the Fark rules. I'm shocked - shocked!
 
2014-07-11 07:03:48 AM  
Regardless how you feel about what she did, it was completely legal. If I'm not mistaken she was hunting on a preserve that breeds these animals, so as not to deplete the populations in the wild. I don't hunt, I don't have any skin in the game, so to me this shiat is over the line.
 
2014-07-11 07:05:27 AM  
img2.timeinc.net

This picture of Kendall Jones with a lion reminds me of Rudyard Kipling's "the jungle book" where Mowgli goes to house of the local mighty hunter who proudly displays the trophy head of a tiger, to which Mowgli's reaction is "why are you so proud of killing him for? He was old and lame,"

Sleazy Virginian might want to be careful though. A Texas woman who plays with weapons and has the wherewithal to go on African hunting trips ain't the type to roll over and play dead when some bottom feeder attacks her. That POS might not know it yet, but I reckon he's going to find out right quick that he's playing with fire.
 
2014-07-11 07:10:17 AM  

dookdookdook: ...some scam artist pretending to be a sleazy liberal to troll Fox News into giving him money and attention has some great news for you

FTFS

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/that-war-on-fox-guy-is-not-actually-runni ng -for-congress-as-a-democrat/

/see cons, this is what a real "false flag" looks like


Wait a minute.  If Cantor got beat in the primary and was running unopposed because no Democrat filed because they assumed they couldn't beat him then does that mean that the teabagger guy that won the primary is going to win by default?  I haven't tracked this much.
 
2014-07-11 07:12:37 AM  

log_jammin: who is kendall jones?


A future Fox News correspondent.  Try to keep up.
 
2014-07-11 07:14:00 AM  
Mike Dickinson, who is seeking Rep. Eric Cantor's House seat despite not being on the ballot,

So he is nothing more than, 'some guy on the internet'.
 
2014-07-11 07:14:32 AM  
Is that cat dead? fark this biatch.
 
2014-07-11 07:14:53 AM  

brandent: log_jammin: who is kendall jones?

A future Fox News correspondent.  Try to keep up.


The name makes me think 'early 90s Playboy playmate.'  But that was probably a different Kendall.
 
2014-07-11 07:16:58 AM  
I really hope they work out as a couple.
 
2014-07-11 07:17:47 AM  

Alphax: brandent: log_jammin: who is kendall jones?

A future Fox News correspondent.  Try to keep up.

The name makes me think 'early 90s Playboy playmate.'  But that was probably a different Kendall.


Don't worry. She'll be a mid 2010's playmate soon enough.
 
2014-07-11 07:19:12 AM  
static1.nydailynews.com

AAH! AAH! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
 
2014-07-11 07:20:41 AM  

Phil the SWO: Alphax: brandent: log_jammin: who is kendall jones?

A future Fox News correspondent.  Try to keep up.

The name makes me think 'early 90s Playboy playmate.'  But that was probably a different Kendall.

Don't worry. She'll be a mid 2010's playmate soon enough.


Perhaps that GirlsDoPorn site.. they like young amateurs, who just lay there while they get shagged.
 
2014-07-11 07:22:16 AM  

dookdookdook: serial_crusher: Cantor's primary upset was a big surprise to pretty much everybody. I'd like to see an official update from this guy to see what his deal is. It may be the case that back in April he didn't bother filing because he figured he couldn't win, but has since changed his mind.

Well he missed the filing deadline about 3 months ago, and checking out his twitter...yeah, he just plugged pornhub.

If conservatives insist on using this guy to smear democrats, then I'm going insist on using every meth addicted, proudly racist hillbilly running a write in campaign for congress in Georgia or Mississippi to smear republicans.


So, SOP then.
 
2014-07-11 07:24:30 AM  
Her dad got exclusive rights to those pics when she put on the purity ring.
 
2014-07-11 07:33:25 AM  

varmitydog: This picture of Kendall Jones with a lion reminds me of Rudyard Kipling's "the jungle book" where Mowgli goes to house of the local mighty hunter who proudly displays the trophy head of a tiger, to which Mowgli's reaction is "why are you so proud of killing him for? He was old and lame,"

Sleazy Virginian might want to be careful though. A Texas woman who plays with weapons and has the wherewithal to go on African hunting trips ain't the type to roll over and play dead when some bottom feeder attacks her. That POS might not know it yet, but I reckon he's going to find out right quick that he's playing with fire.


She better not make a truce with Adam Zaad the bear.
 
2014-07-11 07:35:44 AM  

brandent: log_jammin: who is kendall jones?

A future Fox News correspondent.  Try to keep up.


PBS would hire him.
 
2014-07-11 07:52:27 AM  

Alphax: Perhaps that GirlsDoPorn site


thank you very much
 
2014-07-11 07:59:37 AM  
 
2014-07-11 08:03:50 AM  
...yeah, Mike Dickinson is about as liberal as David Brat.
 
2014-07-11 08:06:02 AM  

dookdookdook: Zeb Hesselgresser: So, SOP then.

Completely normal Republican, 100% representative of conservatism in America


Wait, wait.  To be fair, he was a little drunktired that day.  Here's one of his campaigncampain ads where he's more coherent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnx-SqMYknI
 
2014-07-11 08:12:55 AM  

varmitydog: Sleazy Virginian might want to be careful though.


what's she going to do, shoot him?
 
2014-07-11 08:13:54 AM  
also damn that girl has some major texas-face going
 
2014-07-11 08:22:00 AM  
which is pretty much anyone to the right of Josef Stalin.

I was momentarily confused by this before realizing that they think Stalin is what the far left looks like. Ok then.
 
2014-07-11 08:22:58 AM  

Jackson Herring: also damn that girl has some major texas-face going


Could be worse. She could be a hulking Tennessean.
 
2014-07-11 08:30:08 AM  
Jackson Herring:: varmitydog: Sleazy Virginian might want to be careful though.

what's she going to do, shoot him?


I doubt it, unless she or one of her boy friends get a wild hair up their ass. And seeing how it's Texas, that scenario can't be totally dismissed. But Texas, like everywhere else in the USA, has a surplus of attack lawyers. Some of whom I am sure would just love to make a political name for themselves by attacking some lefty who has crossed the line of common decency. Just might could be their ticket to Congress, if they play their cards right.
 
2014-07-11 08:35:32 AM  

thamike: [static1.nydailynews.com image 850x1133]

AAH! AAH! KILL IT WITH FIRE!



Seriously.

I don't want to sound like studman69, but "would not bang."
 
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