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(Huffington Post)   Police abandon plans to photograph teen's medically induced erection in Virginia sexting case, admit they pulled a boner   ( divider line
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5824 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Jul 2014 at 11:02 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-07-10 09:19:23 PM  
5 votes:
Actually it is spelled Boehner
2014-07-10 09:13:59 PM  
3 votes:
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2014-07-10 09:08:37 PM  
3 votes:
Anti climactic but still a happy ending.
2014-07-10 08:43:16 PM  
3 votes:
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2014-07-11 02:15:35 AM  
2 votes:
...his tallywhacker...
2014-07-10 11:29:07 PM  
2 votes:

Por que tan serioso: doglover: I mean, if I go to a gun shop and say "I need a good shotgun for a bank robbery." that alone is a crime. If the gun shop sells me the gun, knowing I've declared to rob a bank with it. That's another crime. Even if I then say "I've changed my mind." or "I was just kidding." IT'S STILL A CRIME.

These people tried to do something so far beyond the pale even the mere preliminary steps they took to do it should warrant felony sex offenses, dishonorable discharges, and a nice kick in the groin with a heavy boot from an NFL kicker. If they had actually carried out the plan, the death penalty would not be out of line, because they were not just raping a minor to produce pornography but using the government's authority to do it. That's beyond one victim. That's a crime against the fabric of society itself.

They basically tried to do the worst possible thing a body can do short of full on active wartime treason.

Nope. Barelyin the second scenario you mention and abandoning it later makes that ok too. I. E. Taking a 'substantial step' towards committing a future crime by drawing the gun shop into some pseudo conspiracy. But dont let your lack of knowledge or understanding of the law stand in the way of educating us with the ass blather spewing from your mouth.

At least he speaks English.
2014-07-10 11:20:02 PM  
2 votes:
Were they really that desperate for hard evidence?
2014-07-10 11:14:29 PM  
2 votes:
I can't imagine how the cops plan on getting off on this.
2014-07-10 11:08:19 PM  
2 votes:
I imagine the judge will toss this case right out. Unfortunately, this case isn't being tried in my imagination.
2014-07-10 10:39:33 PM  
2 votes:
I cannot imagine why you would need to medically induce an erection in a teenaged boy

/a Victoria's Secret catalog is much cheaper
//and more effective
2014-07-10 08:03:39 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-07-11 04:47:57 AM  
1 vote:
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2014-07-11 12:15:10 AM  
1 vote:

real_headhoncho: TOSViolation: You do not appear to understand the concept of rape. What they wanted to do was rape.

You said rape twice,

He likes Canola.
2014-07-11 12:01:54 AM  
1 vote:

TOSViolation: bmwericus: I like to imagine that that PD got so many phone calls and angry emails that their IT systems went into hebie-jeebies and broke down utterly.

The stupidity of that idea, no to mention the entire idea that a mutual exchange of nudie photos is somehow wrong...I mean, if they play doctor in person, it's a lesser crime.

Hopefully a few more of these beyond stupid cases will finally allow some common sense to prevail, but I sure doubt it, our capacity for Dumas seems to be unlimited.

Basically, the cops threatened to rape the boy.  That alone is a crime.

Then again, I'll just leave this right here...

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Stupidity in the legal system knows no bounds.

They weren't going to rape him, only observe his medically induced boner.

And why did they need to medically induce a teenager's boner? Is he impotent or something? Just point a fan at his crotch or something.
2014-07-10 11:38:57 PM  
1 vote:

GonzoNihilist: [ image 383x367]

I can't imagine what you saw when you did a GIS for that image.
2014-07-10 11:34:18 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-07-10 11:25:48 PM  
1 vote:

Boo_Guy: bmwericus: The stupidity of that idea, no to mention the entire idea that a mutual exchange of nudie photos is somehow wrong...

drjekel_mrhyde: So the girl won't be charged with sending CP

She's just a poor little brainless girl,  it was all his idea,  a female would never do something like this on her own,  it's all his fault, RAPE,  cut his cock off!

/women aren't responsible for their own actions would be the take home point here

Don't mention rape around Emma Watson.  She will mess you up, then take all your booze.
2014-07-10 11:25:11 PM  
1 vote:

TedCruz'sCrazyDad: Jaden Smith First of His Name: Luckily I'm a grower so I'm immune to prosecution.

/still guilty of hiding

We're the last minority and deserve equal rights.
2014-07-10 11:23:08 PM  
1 vote:

Bucky Katt: I wonder when the slang meaning of boner changed.

Feels your pain.

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2014-07-10 11:21:32 PM  
1 vote:
Wait... this was real? I thought this was a new sequel to Porky's.
2014-07-10 11:19:53 PM  
1 vote:
Luckily I'm a grower so I'm immune to prosecution.

/still guilty of hiding
2014-07-10 11:19:15 PM  
1 vote:
Pedos with badges amuse no one.
2014-07-10 11:19:15 PM  
1 vote:
It used to be in the school cafeteria you were worried they put saltpeter in the food. Now you've got cops who are trying to slip Viagra into the food. Is this a great country or what?
2014-07-10 11:10:15 PM  
1 vote:

OtherLittleGuy: That whacked-out prosecutor must be limp that he can't see the kid's wee-wee.

Girlfriend's parents hope they can hide behind their contacts in anonymity from the interwebz.

Prosecutor in question...

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2014-07-10 10:37:18 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-07-10 10:21:57 PM  
1 vote:
Gotta love that they are charging him as an adult for taking pictures of himself as a minor.

So according to the state, for the purposes of this crime, he is both a minor and an adult.
2014-07-10 09:30:39 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-07-10 07:03:28 PM  
1 vote:
Take pictures of his nipples.
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