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(CrushPlate)   Naked couple caught having sex on a busy sidewalk under a cross outside an Oklahoma City church. (with hmm, I guess there really is someone for everyone mugshots)   (crushplate.com) divider line 49
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2014-07-10 04:40:33 PM  
Oh.......dear.
 
2014-07-10 05:01:35 PM  
Couple?

/Couple of what? Semi-melted troll dolls?
 
2014-07-10 05:02:59 PM  
I assume that they were farking in public to prove they could each get someone to fark them?
 
2014-07-10 05:24:06 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: I assume that they were farking in public to prove they could each get someone to fark them?


If I was as ugly as either of those trolls and yet somehow managed to get someone to agree to have sex with me, I'd be so proud that I'd probably film it, post it on YouTube, and send the link to everyone I had ever met in my life.
 
2014-07-10 05:50:23 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: I assume that they were farking in public to prove they could each get someone to fark them?


And they apparently still needed a lot of alcohol to close the deal.
 
2014-07-10 06:40:12 PM  
Mustve been really smelly
 
2014-07-10 06:41:31 PM  
Well at least one of them wasn't a dead dog and the church wasn't a daycare.
 
2014-07-10 06:41:43 PM  
In related news a friend of mine took this picture yesterday.

i61.tinypic.com

Apparently that's a post-coitus nap.
 
2014-07-10 06:41:47 PM  
Awwwww...I think that's really sweet.
 
2014-07-10 06:42:06 PM  
What was somebody using their bridge?
 
2014-07-10 06:42:51 PM  
Good God, if that's all i can realistically look forward to at 50+, i think i'll just settle for celibacy.
 
2014-07-10 06:44:35 PM  
Yeeahhh, I wish I hadn't clicked that link.

Btw, that's an extremely hard 50+
 
2014-07-10 06:44:36 PM  
I apologize for my mother's actions.  Normally we keep this kind of thing in the family.
 
2014-07-10 06:46:31 PM  

Cyberluddite: FirstNationalBastard: I assume that they were farking in public to prove they could each get someone to fark them?

If I was as ugly as either of those trolls and yet somehow managed to get someone to agree to have sex with me, I'd be so proud that I'd probably film it, post it on YouRedTube, and send the link to everyone I had ever met in my life.


FTFY
 
2014-07-10 06:49:03 PM  
Gimme a break.  Of course most of the farkers now look like that (or are edging up close). I've been here for far too long and have grown up with this site.  We all age.  Not that there's any excuse to having sex on a church sidewalk, though, at any age.  And yes, the matching green hair was amusing, no doubt.
 
2014-07-10 06:52:20 PM  
Mommy that kobold is giving his magic to a troll!
 
2014-07-10 06:54:19 PM  
Jeez, this is like after porn when you turn it off disgusted by what you just watched.
 
2014-07-10 06:54:37 PM  
I wonder if cross lovins are as good as dumpster lovins.
 
2014-07-10 06:55:11 PM  

fusillade762: Apparently that's a post-coitus nap.


Hot dumpster scent really adds a frisson of romance to the whole afternoon hookup ambiance, I always say.
 
2014-07-10 06:56:34 PM  
Hahaha, one of them was named "Page Pals", that sounds like a title given to student volunteers in the elementary school library.
 
2014-07-10 06:57:30 PM  

chimmichunga: Jeez, this is like after porn when you turn it off disgusted by what you just watched.


That has never happened to me.  Not even the one with the girls and the cup.
 
2014-07-10 06:58:05 PM  
Looks like some psychiatrist is gonna make a lot of money from the intense trauma the other pedestrians are now going through. Yikes!
 
2014-07-10 06:59:38 PM  
That looks like two examples of a hard life filled with numerous bad choices.
 
2014-07-10 07:04:11 PM  
Don't stick your dick in...eh, go for it pal. What do you have to lose?
 
2014-07-10 07:14:51 PM  
So that's how Oompa-Loompas reproduce.
 
2014-07-10 07:15:18 PM  

dolphinsgonwild: Don't stick your dick in...eh, go for it pal. What do you have to lose?


...but your dick.
 
2014-07-10 07:17:48 PM  

theorellior: fusillade762: Apparently that's a post-coitus nap.

Hot dumpster scent really adds a frisson of romance to the whole afternoon hookup ambiance, I always say.


I wonder if someone later came out to toss something in the dumpster, sniffed the air, and wondered why the hell it was full of stank instead of the usual garbage funk.
 
2014-07-10 07:29:49 PM  

Witness99: Well at least one of them wasn't a dead dog and the church wasn't a daycare.


You can always console yourself with that one.

Even if you ever do something wrong and someone complains, you can always respond by "At least I wasn't having sex with a dead dog in front of a daycare!"
 
2014-07-10 07:32:36 PM  
And Subby, if they were naked, and having sex on a busy sidewalk, I don't think "caught having sex" is the right term.
 
2014-07-10 07:33:37 PM  
Why are they green?
 
2014-07-10 07:35:01 PM  
You'd prefer they'd kept their clothes on?
 
2014-07-10 07:36:36 PM  
Seriously, what's with all the naked lately?  This is the fourth story about people causing a naked disturbance in two days (quadfecta?)
 
2014-07-10 07:40:24 PM  

fusillade762: In related news a friend of mine took this picture yesterday.

[i61.tinypic.com image 640x640]

Apparently that's a post-coitus nap.


we'll, she does have a kinda nice ass.
/smelly, but nice...
 
2014-07-10 07:48:06 PM  

fusillade762: In related news a friend of mine took this picture yesterday.

[i61.tinypic.com image 640x640]

Apparently that's a post-coitus nap.


Zoidberg?
 
2014-07-10 07:51:00 PM  
Clicky.....

i.imgbox.com

QUICK!!!!

i.imgbox.com
 
2014-07-10 07:53:05 PM  
Munchkin punchin'.
 
2014-07-10 08:01:26 PM  
Jebus. Those folks are less than five years older than me, look 45 years older.

/takes all kinds to make the world go round.
 
2014-07-10 08:06:17 PM  

Nick Nostril: Jebus. Those folks are less than five years older than me, look 45 years older.

/takes all kinds to make the world go round.


And they're all kinds of round.
 
2014-07-10 08:11:53 PM  

specialkae: Gimme a break.  Of course most of the farkers now look like that (or are edging up close). I've been here for far too long and have grown up with this site.  We all age.  Not that there's any excuse to having sex on a church sidewalk, though, at any age.  And yes, the matching green hair was amusing, no doubt.


no we won't all look like that. some of us don't age like we were rode hard and put away wet.
 
2014-07-10 08:15:51 PM  
The look on my face after looking at the pictures and picturing that:

emotibot.net
 
2014-07-10 08:16:02 PM  
I guess you don't need "smoking hot" click bait in a headline with "naked couple"

I'm sad now.
 
2014-07-10 08:24:29 PM  
I don't want to shock anybody, but unattractive people have sex all the time. I mean, look around!
 
2014-07-10 08:28:58 PM  
A picture of the offenders...

starcasm.net

/Really - get a room!
 
2014-07-10 09:00:08 PM  

fusillade762: In related news a friend of mine took this picture yesterday.

[i61.tinypic.com image 640x640]

Apparently that's a post-coitus nap.


www.awesomelyluvvie.com
 
2014-07-10 09:21:37 PM  

img.fark.net


Post coital glow.
 
2014-07-10 09:59:10 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Couple?

/Couple of what? Semi-melted troll dolls?


While it's easy to judge the consequences of people living in Oklahoma, I would hope we could muster just a little compassion.
 
2014-07-11 02:45:50 AM  
Didn't anyone else try to figure out which was the male and which the female?
 
2014-07-11 04:45:50 AM  
Sure, subby. Everyone but me...
 
2014-07-11 10:03:02 AM  
Goddamnitallsomuch, COME ON OKLAHOMA!  Why do I only see crazy shiat like this out of my home state.....


/oh yeah, meth is a helluva drug...
 
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