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(   Officials say Yellowstone Park will not erupt anytime soon, but tourists should try to avoid the sections of road which are currently melting   ( ) divider line 5
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2014-07-10 06:10:30 PM  
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cptjeff: So yeah, living in DC, meh.

Yeah, you would be spared the insta-death, but the coming decade of winter and collapse of the mid-west breadbelt would probably make you wish you hadn't.
2014-07-10 05:13:09 PM  
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Remember, kiddos, stay on the footpath.
2014-07-10 05:01:18 PM  
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Shoot heck, Cletus. I been wreckin' roads like that with my '72 Chevelle SS since I don't know when!
2014-07-10 04:43:46 PM  
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That's pretty much what half the Michigan highways look like now after the winter from hell.
2014-07-10 03:07:08 PM  
1 vote:
That's just good advice anytime.
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