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(DNA Info)   Doorman enlists Jangles and Tiger to do battle with the building's rat problem because that's what cats do. And yet, some tenants have a problem with this Caturday feast of rodents   (dnainfo.com ) divider line 281
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2014-07-10 09:34:13 PM  
5 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-07-14 07:37:34 PM  
4 votes:
www.smugmug.com
2014-07-14 05:38:44 PM  
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-07-13 06:49:14 PM  
4 votes:
Spiralmonkey:
img.fark.net

*Gasp*

Is that card cutting a...a....a....

Jellyroll????
Should I take that as a threat????
2014-07-13 01:39:05 PM  
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-07-13 01:21:58 PM  
4 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-07-12 01:12:35 PM  
4 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-07-11 01:06:13 AM  
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-07-10 09:29:29 PM  
4 votes:
www.smugmug.com
2014-07-14 04:30:39 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-07-14 09:46:23 AM  
3 votes:
Greetings from Mordor.
www.smugmug.com
2014-07-13 08:46:40 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-07-13 03:48:51 PM  
3 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com

My internet is acting funky today, so if I disappear, you know why. Right now it's just slooooow, but I'd not be surprised if it died. :'-(
2014-07-12 03:56:43 PM  
3 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-07-12 12:16:00 AM  
3 votes:
www.smugmug.com
2014-07-11 01:44:57 AM  
3 votes:
i236.photobucket.com
2014-07-10 09:52:36 PM  
3 votes:
www.smugmug.com
2014-07-14 08:05:28 PM  
2 votes:
www.smugmug.com
2014-07-14 07:02:05 PM  
2 votes:
www.smugmug.com
2014-07-14 10:07:09 AM  
2 votes:

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 640x640]


img.fark.net
2014-07-13 10:20:27 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-07-13 09:46:16 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-07-13 07:01:09 PM  
2 votes:

quantum_jellyroll: Spiralmonkey:
[img.fark.net image 540x438]

*Gasp*

Is that card cutting a...a....a....

Jellyroll????
Should I take that as a threat????


Nah.... just be at the gym in 26 minutes....    :o)
2014-07-13 06:28:45 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-07-13 06:12:54 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-07-13 04:42:38 PM  
2 votes:
reneau.smugmug.com
2014-07-13 03:48:20 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
Scooter the GiveTenTM SM Whatevr mascot from their website.  May've seen him on TV lately.
2014-07-13 03:41:54 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-07-13 02:08:17 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-07-13 01:23:06 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-07-13 10:19:27 AM  
2 votes:

Mrs CDK: I was supposed to post on my way out the door to meet sherpa but I ran out of here in such a hurry, that I forgot. Sorry everbuddy. Sherpa is here safe and sound. We spent about 5 hours chatting, noming and catching up. Now we need to get a good nights rest so we can unpack the trailer tomorrow.

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 640x480]


YES!!!
www.smugmug.com
2014-07-13 09:56:17 AM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
Sorry to hear about others troubles....domari, your dr. can work with your meds, so try to be patient CLTD...good luck on your (possible) up-coming move. Sounds like it would be a good idea right now.
2014-07-13 07:06:36 AM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-07-13 12:44:26 AM  
2 votes:
One more before bed.
img.fark.net
/hope it heals soon!
2014-07-12 10:25:02 PM  
2 votes:

ArmednHammered: yobbery: lilyspad: Yobbery.....why you no post pics? Some of us need to know what the DUDE looks like......besides his profile pic, which is years old!

I just realized I did not get a picture with him! Dammit!

You're forgiven, after all, you were busy tying him down so he could get some sleep and continue his trip in safety. Thank you and the Mrs. for taking good care of our friend!
/SHERPA, turn around, you have to go back and get a picture with Yobbery! j/k


There's always photoshop I guess?

When he got here.
www.smugmug.com

When he left.
www.smugmug.com
2014-07-12 06:46:20 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-07-12 05:26:38 PM  
2 votes:

img.fark.net

2014-07-12 02:42:07 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net

img.fark.net
2014-07-12 01:58:04 AM  
2 votes:
Looks like somebody should consider that "odor absorbing" litter...

reneau.smugmug.com
2014-07-12 12:22:37 AM  
2 votes:
www.smugmug.com
2014-07-12 12:03:52 AM  
2 votes:
www.smugmug.com
2014-07-11 11:59:33 PM  
2 votes:

quantum_jellyroll: Real Women Drink Akvavit:
Oooo! That's my favorite size even when I'm skinny and a small/medium! Then you don't have to wear pants. YAY!!! Bet ya didn't think about that, didja?

*ahem*
Madam, I only have to wear pants when I'm going outside.
I don't want to scare the wimmens and childrens, and certainly don't wish to arouse the envy of the
other guys in the neighborhood. Because covetousness is discouraged in the Good Book.


Excerpt from QJ's eharmony.com bio: "...also enjoy long walks on the beach..."
www.smugmug.com
2014-07-11 11:53:49 PM  
2 votes:
Real Women Drink Akvavit:
Oooo! That's my favorite size even when I'm skinny and a small/medium! Then you don't have to wear pants. YAY!!! Bet ya didn't think about that, didja?

*ahem*
Madam, I only have to wear pants when I'm going outside.
I don't want to scare the wimmens and childrens, and certainly don't wish to arouse the envy of the
other guys in the neighborhood. Because covetousness is discouraged in the Good Book.
2014-07-11 11:37:51 PM  
2 votes:
Well, I fed all the kittehs and hoomins and cleaned the kitchen so now I'm exhausted. I've been giving Hisss! and her babbies gooshy fuds. The babbies still don't come anywhere near me, but because I take a whole (5 oz) can for the five of 'em and spread it across a big, white plate so they can all get to it, Hisss! gets super excited when she sees the plate. The babbies run under the propane grill and she runs TOWARD me. She doesn't even call her babbies, she just starts chowing it down. They come back after I go back in the house and eat their gooshy fuds, too and are sooooo cute in a little circle around the plate! I've got to clean the glass in that door extra well tomorrow and try and get a pic!

quantum_jellyroll: professional_vampire:
[img.fark.net image 663x792]
I mentioned last week about making and selling a Caturday t-shirt if anyone is interested. I spoke to Sherpa who suggested using the Caturday tag as a design. Here is the design - let me know if you are interested and/or want one.  If you don't like the design, feel free to suggest what you would like.  Thanks!

Do they come in 4xtra fat?


Oooo! That's my favorite size even when I'm skinny and a small/medium! Then you don't have to wear pants. YAY!!! Bet ya didn't think about that, didja?

i.chzbgr.com
2014-07-11 10:48:52 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-07-11 10:24:49 PM  
2 votes:
a funny one as I was waiting in the (much cooler) lobby in the shelter for the laundry to cycle.
There was a mother with her (12?) year old daughter looking for a dog. The girl was stating her requirements, and she did not want a male because even when their (she did say this) "balls were cut off" they were still not as docile as females. I winked at the mother and protected my nether region with my hands. The girl kept on going about the evils of male dogs. when she turned around and saw me "protecting an area" her eyes went wide, I stood up and asked the receptionist to open the secure door and went "ouch, ouch, ouch". The receptionist and mother went into hysterics, and I heard the comment from the mother right before I went in "you have the right attitude for marriage". (I am sure it was for my benefit) It was her turn to see me laughing. I was told later they did adopt a female dog.
2014-07-11 09:56:04 PM  
2 votes:

laulaja: Get to type at ft of pg6, after Too Much Running Around Running Errands.
There was an out-take from tale brought as support for thread, but now I've started typing, unable to Go There & Seek without wiping out what I started here.  Expect to be able to Seek again before having to sign for evening.  Plumbicon's gotta be at HLI by 8AM for too early set-up for rental, so he'shiat the hay already after our Evening TMRARE cited above.
                                                         [i.imgur.com image 430x508]
Chihuahua riding a bigger dog  by mike8902 earlier today.  Rider resembles late mourned Buddy the Wonder DogTM to my eye,


i.imgur.com
2014-07-11 09:41:32 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-07-11 08:36:31 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-07-11 05:27:04 PM  
2 votes:
Fine..  I'll kickstart this..    =)

img.fark.net
2014-07-11 01:58:43 PM  
2 votes:
predle576.smugmug.com
2014-07-11 01:43:14 PM  
2 votes:
I hear Hollywood is making another Ghostbusters?
img.fark.net

img.fark.net
2014-07-11 01:26:04 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-07-11 01:22:33 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-07-11 01:16:28 PM  
2 votes:
This not meant to scare or insult anyone with the captioning.  Please take it in the spirit I mean it (which is light humor)...

img.fark.net
2014-07-11 11:28:36 AM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-07-11 11:11:29 AM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-07-11 11:06:46 AM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-07-11 07:57:52 AM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-07-10 10:14:58 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-07-14 08:33:09 PM  
1 vote:
"Thank You!" to everyone who sent their good wishes to my wife and I for housing Sherpa during his migration. We would do the same for anyone here except that creepy guy in the corner.

CDK and Mrs CDK deserve all the thanks!

With that I bid you all good night and see you Thursday.
www.smugmug.com
2014-07-14 08:17:56 PM  
1 vote:

yobbery: [www.smugmug.com image 640x462]


And THAT was a 10.0 dive!!!! :D
2014-07-14 07:29:26 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
Lily got into a window fight with another cat on the roof outside my bedroom window this morning at still dark-thirty. GO*****AMMIT LILY!!!! KNOCK IT OFF!
2014-07-14 07:00:46 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-07-14 06:59:40 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-07-14 06:58:27 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-07-14 06:55:55 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-07-14 06:39:59 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-07-14 06:39:45 PM  
1 vote:

Ms MacGyver: HE'S GETTING BETTER!!!!!!

I just called the vet as I couldn't wait another hour.  Dr. Haysbrook said that Rufus actually ate some food and drank some water today!  He was the admitting doctor on Saturday when I took Rufus in.  He was off yesterday and back today, and said that he saw great improvement in Rufus!  Tears of joy are pouring down my face!  Rufus will probably be in the hospital for another two days for IV treatment.  This will be a five day stay - wowzers. But it looks like he will be saved!  My daughter is crying tears of joy herself.


YAY for Rufus!!! Keep on improving, fuzzy dude!

tigerose: RWDA could you pls send me the meat info? Helped a gsl in the grocery store today deal with a pork chop price issue..beware the Bogo! Frequently the price is boosted per lb. and since she was foing to brill I recommended the bone in chops for about half the price...

Any who..Eli seems to be ok for now, will be watchin him!

Tonight's dinner is...Rice with chipotle sausage, summer squash, onion, and mushrooms. Veggies sauteed in a soy sauce and sesame oil mix...it smells sooooo good! Fusion food.


Specifically which meat info are you looking for? I keep most of it in my head, but I can probably find specific stuffs to send you.

lilyspad: [i have to feed my cat.jpg]


I wonder which one of us *that* was?

media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
2014-07-14 06:29:34 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-07-14 06:17:18 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-07-14 06:13:19 PM  
1 vote:
Whoosh, what a thread. Hugs and wishes and scritches to all that need it. I'd donate to every single one of you but I'm between jobs and packing and moving and selling crap and just sitting down every once in a while to yell at the kids.

And maybe caption a critter here and there.


i.imgur.com
2014-07-14 04:59:20 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-07-14 03:06:25 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-07-14 03:03:01 PM  
1 vote:
And now, more cats...

img.fark.net
2014-07-14 01:12:38 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-07-14 12:20:30 PM  
1 vote:

gremlin1: [img.fark.net image 600x485] (it war alienz)


i1134.photobucket.com
2014-07-14 11:10:14 AM  
1 vote:

laulaja: Cook's Illus being a mbrsp site explains much.  Can arrive from 7 yard long linkie, but not read without signing in.
Changing subject away from food for while -- one hopes --[i.imgur.com image 850x1133]Red & gold lilies out by the lane. These resized by ~half.  We also got yellow ones close to the house. valnt9, tnx for reminding me of bachelor buttons for the blue, which I'd forgotten. Knew that when a kid, lifetime ago.  CLTD said he thought they're chicory.


So you have... lilies?  At you... pad?

Does that make your place a... Lily'sPad?


/lilyspad may stop by
//to check out 'her' place?
///would sure make an epic Caturday party!
2014-07-14 10:16:32 AM  
1 vote:

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 640x640]

[img.fark.net image 640x640]


i.imgur.com
2014-07-14 09:51:00 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-07-14 09:50:30 AM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-07-13 10:31:13 PM  
1 vote:
It's about nap time for me. Phew! Big day! Also, it is dark back East, right? Good.
www.superfreegift.com
2014-07-13 10:26:49 PM  
1 vote:
i265.photobucket.com
2014-07-13 09:50:01 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-07-13 09:10:41 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
Was kindof hoping we would get a post from Sherpa by now! Hope you are getting rested, and settled in, my dear! :D
2014-07-13 09:07:35 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-07-13 09:02:26 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
When most people think of Washington State, they think Seattle. The West side is a lot wetter than the East side. We are more like an irrigated desert. And our irrigation depends on the snow pack in the winter....if there isn't a lot of snow, we get no water. Hot in the summer, cold as heck in the winter. I need to move to Belize. :D
2014-07-13 08:48:09 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-07-13 08:22:38 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-07-13 08:20:42 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-07-13 08:16:04 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-07-13 08:04:43 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-07-13 08:02:59 PM  
1 vote:
i236.photobucket.com
2014-07-13 06:35:22 PM  
1 vote:

valnt9: karma


So you're saying it is terror roast after all? 'Cuz I honestly don't think my karma/orlog/concept of choice is that damn good. Maybe someone else was very naughty and I am just an unwitting agent of karma. Who knows? I shall take my chances!

OMGs! A head-explodingly cute and happy hamster!
i.imgur.com
/I should make dipping sauce for those green bean fries
2014-07-13 06:24:28 PM  
1 vote:

img.fark.net

2014-07-13 06:17:17 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
nmc/nmc
2014-07-13 04:43:04 PM  
1 vote:
Well, I just checked the US internet outage map thingie and it looks like there's an outage in the Central area that's causing slowdowns out here in the West/Pacific area. So it's not Comcast this time, it's someone else. I noticed that some sites were loading very fast while others won't load at all and figured something like that was going on. I guess it's just where things are being routed through that determines if the site is effected or not. I do not know technical terms for jack diddly squat, but I know what the problem is now, even if I can't 'splain it without sounding like I'm suffering sudden and severe head trauma. Which is kinda a relief. For a little while there I thought Laga (my desktop) was dying, because I got an email last week from Lenovo and know that her warranty just expired last night. lol!

Anyway, I gotta start prep for dinner. The Green Bean "French Fries" are super easy but the prep is a bit time consuming and messy. Imma gonna get those out of the way now, while I still have some energy. Here, have anudder otter. A happy, widdle otter!
www.pic-cloud.net
Too cute to shrink! Look at the size of that happy! LOOK AT IT! :-D
2014-07-13 04:26:51 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-07-13 04:24:51 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-07-13 04:22:10 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-07-13 03:50:43 PM  
1 vote:

CAT-LIKE TYPING DETECTED: One, yer overthinking it.. =P


When computer systems display unexpected behavior, that's either a bug, a flaw in the spec/model, or an opportunity for an exploit. This is probably the second case, but none of the coders or testers has noticed it because it's an uncommon thing to want to do. (Yes, I am a programmer/sysadmin/JOAT who deals with these sorts of things multiple times/week.)

Two, re - yer second pic.. You called..?

Intended to be aimed at me for typing "bo-workers" instead of "co-workers". I swear, I can type and proofread and all of that jazz most of the time....

crow202.org
2014-07-13 03:40:37 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-07-13 03:38:00 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-07-13 03:36:01 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-07-13 03:16:39 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-07-13 03:13:35 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-07-13 03:12:47 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-07-13 02:57:31 PM  
1 vote:

danceswithcrows: bo-workers


Co-workers. Furrfu.

(As an aside, the fark quoting code is messing up here, as I was attempting to italicize the "Co" on the above line and it removes the closing/opening tags from that line and adds the Co to the quote. This may be working as designed to try and prevent people from putting HTML tags in every 1 or 2 chars and b0rking something else in the fark codebase or making text irritating to read. Ah, the things you learn while trying to post cats....)

crow202.org
crow202.org
2014-07-13 02:16:35 PM  
1 vote:
Type at ft of pg16, after Real Women's nicely done/found The Yak Has Landed. Copied!! Also after Leepj's avian comments & foto, leading to this copywrong:
                                                                         i.imgur.com
Slightly embiggened, had to recall where saved, duh! Robert Mankoff drew for pg63 of 6.30.14 The New Yorker, airliner as robot's pet caged bird.
2014-07-13 02:08:59 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-07-13 02:07:40 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-07-13 01:59:10 PM  
1 vote:
fatcatart.ru
2014-07-13 01:52:16 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-07-13 01:46:57 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-07-13 01:42:32 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-07-13 01:40:30 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-07-13 01:39:26 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-07-13 01:24:05 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-07-13 01:17:06 PM  
1 vote:

hawaiijenno: [img.fark.net image 540x425]Avians???


You..?  I like you..  =)
2014-07-13 01:11:32 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.netlast one for now
2014-07-13 01:08:36 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.netAvians???
2014-07-13 12:40:15 PM  
1 vote:
Find the kitty:
img.fark.net
A few minuets later I heard  something by the tree and looked over just in time to see her fall off of the limb and land in the horse paddock below. She did not land on her feet either, just kind of plopped down into the soft sand. She shook off the sand and went back to hunting the lizard she was after. Silly cat.
She was only about six or eight feet off the ground when she fell.
2014-07-13 12:31:20 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
Have a fun day! See you all later!! :D
2014-07-13 12:28:45 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-07-13 12:05:03 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-07-13 12:02:19 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-07-13 12:01:31 PM  
1 vote:

CAT-LIKE TYPING DETECTED: ProcrastinationStation: You haz mail.. and I fail at reading comprehension and sent to cltd.fark... Will re-send to other email... DOH

That one works..  I just don't check it often, cuz no-one ever uses it..  =P  

I've my Primary, "Tahl" is my secondary.."CLTD" is, I think, sixth in line..heh..

Deathbymeteor: She's not been quite so photogenic lately.  If'n I gets home and she's climbed on the back wall playing camo-spider, I'll snap a pic

That would be awesome..  What this house is missing is Avians and Arachnid/Insectiods..  I've been pondering this but..well..give me a couple more posts and it'll prolly be unnerstandable why I've not move forward..


Avians? How about avian? I have lots of pictures of him, though:

img.fark.net

He's a Pineapple Green Cheek Conure. It's like having a perennial two year old around the house. We are thinking of renaming him Suarez or Bix Biterbeak. Mostly though it's Idiot Bird or D--- It Cricket. We love him, though.
2014-07-13 12:00:45 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-07-13 09:52:21 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
Morning! So glad to see that Sherpa arrived safely to his new home!!! Whew!
2014-07-13 08:13:58 AM  
1 vote:
i236.photobucket.com
2014-07-13 06:49:45 AM  
1 vote:
i236.photobucket.com
2014-07-13 04:24:18 AM  
1 vote:

ArmednHammered: domari: ArmednHammered: lilyspad: Why? Do you haz some that needs to be ear-clipped???? :D

Yes, the little vandals have cost me over $1500 in the last year and a half, not to mention the lack of sleep and stress of dealing with this crap. Police are zero help unless I have hi-def 3D video complete with Michael Bay explosions and lens flare effects.
/maybe a tranquillizer dart and radio collar like they used on Wild Kingdom.
//at least I could find out where they live so I could sue the parents for damages.

Or I could hire these guys...

[img.fark.net image 364x548]

Good luck with that! We have had problems with the hellions around here since we moved to this rural ghetto. Cops are worthless, dealing with parents who claim that their spawn are innocent is a joke.

A strong trap would be perfect!

I have the little shaits on video and the cops do nothing. Being rural I would go with the rock salt in the 12 ga. Like I said upthread, I'm going with the paintball gun. Hurts like hell and leaves a mark for the cops and parents to see. The thing is, I could come to your neck of the woods and deal with the problem and go home the next day, nobody saw anything, nothing to investigate. Not so easy for either of us to do on our home turf.


Sounds a bit like "Strangers on a Train" meets Caturday.  This could wind up being a really good story, or a really good trial.

I'm sure we'd all alibi you.  Family and all that...
2014-07-13 03:53:31 AM  
1 vote:

lilyspad: Mambo Bananapatch: [img.fark.net image 500x517]

Hahaha....and I love your user name!  :D


Well thank you! Here's another one, just for being nice to me.

img.fark.net
2014-07-12 10:58:10 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-07-12 10:55:13 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-07-12 10:52:41 PM  
1 vote:
Off to look for food, brb.

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2014-07-12 10:46:31 PM  
1 vote:
i236.photobucket.com
2014-07-12 10:38:51 PM  
1 vote:
Patiently waiting for the predicted major earthquake here in California. Maybe I should help things out a bit?
/dials phone... Hello ACME, I'd like to place an order....

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2014-07-12 10:38:20 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-07-12 10:37:18 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-07-12 10:05:22 PM  
1 vote:
As promised
farm6.staticflickr.com
farm4.staticflickr.com
2014-07-12 09:58:05 PM  
1 vote:
This is NOT a bookmark.

i76.photobucket.com

/Okay
//It is
///A bookmark
2014-07-12 09:43:23 PM  
1 vote:
RWDA, Lilyspad, OlderGuy, ArmednHammered-

you guys have no idea! he's averaging 3lbs a week weight gain, but last week was 5!  And he got an inch taller....  AND he was so tiny compared to the adult we met today.

Im not gonna need a bigger boat, Im gonna need a bigger HOUSE!

What on earth have I gotten myself into?!  LOL
2014-07-12 09:42:18 PM  
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2014-07-12 09:24:58 PM  
1 vote:

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 500x700]
Eagerly awaiting the arrival of Sherpa to the mid west, and the CDK's household. I'm hoping for pics!!!! Yeah, I know....won't see it until tomorrow, or Monday. Yobbery.....why you no post pics? Some of us need to know what the DUDE looks like......besides his profile pic, which is years old! We talk to him, and see him on the thread....ok. I'll shut up now. I'm about drunk, so I'll go away for now. No moar gin and tonics before beers for me. :D At least I'm a happy drunk! Ha......


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2014-07-12 09:13:57 PM  
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lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 640x480]
So, I have decided that I am, in fact, actually drunk. Hard time focusing on words, and stuff. And it's now 102 degrees. And still "no balls up" on my thermometer.....thank god I still have more cold beers to consume.....will help to control my innner temps. :D


Drink a glass of ice water after every two beers, it will help cool you down and also keep you hydrated. Being dehydrated is what makes a hangover worse than it has to be.
I'm drinking gin and gin with olives since I have no tonic. ;-)
/on a side note, has anyone heard of a TNR program for feral children?
2014-07-12 09:05:59 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-07-12 08:57:58 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-07-12 08:47:33 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-07-12 08:46:58 PM  
1 vote:
Blueberry Buckle does work long & ugly --  but this didna.  May not have all saved for paste-in.
How one makes the Legendary Blueberry Buckle from Cook's Illustrated.
Mayhap post has to go live before it worx?  Copied the 7 yard long link, then highlighted where wished it to go, mashed link graphic & Bob oughta be  your uncle.
2014-07-12 08:20:15 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-07-12 08:14:41 PM  
1 vote:

Dinner Too Long Over, delayed return for No Good Reasons. Type at ft of pg12, hope pg13'll be at least as Lucky as pg7 was.....

i.imgur.com

Not quite time for CAD yet, but So What!!!  When a Beaver seduces a Platypus, put up this AM on reddit & imgur by Tainted Squirrel.
2014-07-12 07:22:41 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-07-12 06:53:46 PM  
1 vote:
i236.photobucket.com
2014-07-12 06:51:39 PM  
1 vote:
Biscuit is still traumatized.

What a traumatized Biscuit may look like.
www.smugmug.com
2014-07-12 06:37:01 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-07-12 06:09:31 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-07-12 06:08:34 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-07-12 05:27:09 PM  
1 vote:
i236.photobucket.com
2014-07-12 05:21:51 PM  
1 vote:

CAT-LIKE TYPING DETECTED: Orange has a Vet, now..!   =)

*remarkably good luck*


That's some mighty fine Orlog you must have there, my friend. That stuff comes in handy when you need luck! YAY!!! for City Vets and Orange and misdialing!

ProcrastinationStation: Just back in from blueberry harvest....  I got  4 POUNDS of blueberries!!  AND the damn bush has about 1.5 trillion non-ripe berries gearing up for the next go 'round.  One 6' blueberry bush is giving us more berries than we can handle!

I think its time to learn how to make jam....

Also, went to Farmer's Market today.. met adult male Berner there...  CANNOT believe that is my future!  Was too busy talking to his humans and asking questions to get a pic of big 'n little together.  Cooper was so teeeny next to this guy!  OMG.

Happy to see  Sherpa finally on the move....

/drive by post
//back to housework
///three for luck!


Was Cooper impressed by his future self? That had to be too adorable.

Mrs CDK: CDK is over there stocking the fridge and the cabinets with all the important things in life. Things like bread, butter, eggs, bacon, milk, coffee, sugar, RUM...


Do not furget the pineapple chunks in real juice and coconut milk. You can freeze the pineapple chunks, save the juice and then toss together some kickin' Pina Coladas later with the juice and coconut milk, plenty of rum and then blended/thickened with the frozen pineapple chunks. I make mine super thick - like ice cream - and they are delicious. (I also add a bit of vanilla bean paste and a pinch of salt to mine to enhance the flavor).

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2014-07-12 05:20:40 PM  
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Some days......this could SO be me........ just sayin'.
2014-07-12 04:38:18 PM  
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lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 480x640]
Hawk moths. Very pretty!


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Those are REAL (not photoshopped). I had to check to find out for sure. The Oleander Hawk Moth eats the nectar from the deadly Oleander plant (to which it's obviously immune...).
2014-07-12 03:35:25 PM  
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2014-07-12 02:55:51 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-07-12 02:48:05 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-07-12 02:46:18 PM  
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2014-07-12 02:44:30 PM  
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2014-07-12 02:43:54 PM  
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2014-07-12 02:43:19 PM  
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2014-07-12 02:40:32 PM  
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2014-07-12 02:38:03 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-07-12 02:37:28 PM  
1 vote:

laulaja: Crrawwl again to TempThreadsEnd to Type, sted of sumwhere in the middle.
The Green Intern, tip #1 for you without a/c is box fans.  By their nature, safe to use with cats present.  Even if you must buy new, not all that pricey.  Do look also at places like GoodWill & St Vincent dePaul; they're occasionally consigned as donations for tax porpoises.
Zizzowop, if I may have few more moments, may think of summat for your Siamesy with white nose blaze & goggie trying to hide in background. Mildly Surprised DLC hasn't done it already --[i.imgur.com image 314x328]


You wouldn't believe how much time gets chewed up just getting a caption on a pic.  OK, you probably do.  Trying to get as much posted as possible before Book Livery kicks me out...

As for yer pic request, will this do?...
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2014-07-12 02:19:08 PM  
1 vote:
Shopping for the new rescue's wet food diet Friday & realized why cat food companies should hire a cat owner to approve their can designs

i60.tinypic.com
2014-07-12 02:07:28 PM  
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HI GUIZE!!!

Im too busy! I missed all of the early TF Caturday fun!  BOO!

Glad to hear that Pearl/Earl is settling in, and that  Sherpa is finally on the move!

Ive only read less than half the thread.... have to finish housework, harvest the blueberries, plant the new plants, and catch up on thread...  !
Have a Butter in 'shades.. its a sunshiny day here..http://i204.photobucket.com
2014-07-12 02:02:43 PM  
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2014-07-12 01:55:42 PM  
1 vote:

CAT-LIKE TYPING DETECTED: He mentions my Grandfather's pocket watch.. After my parents divorce, I held this fer a decade+..and then it was returned to Dad..


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2014-07-12 01:37:37 PM  
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Diocletian's Last Cabbage: Brace for a brawling domestic dispute, everbuddy!

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I can recommend a good Therapist and a couple support groups..  Things will get better, trust me..

=P
2014-07-12 01:29:32 PM  
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An hommage to QJ.  Possibly NSFW.
2014-07-12 01:16:36 PM  
1 vote:
Brace for a brawling domestic dispute, everbuddy!

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2014-07-12 01:11:40 PM  
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2014-07-12 01:05:00 PM  
1 vote:
Ok, finally at temp end of thread.  And now, on with the 'cat'down...

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2014-07-12 12:35:13 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-07-12 11:53:30 AM  
1 vote:
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2014-07-12 10:54:46 AM  
1 vote:
Glad to see the cat getting along with the new kitten.

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2014-07-12 10:29:12 AM  
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2014-07-12 10:10:37 AM  
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2014-07-12 10:00:06 AM  
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Nexxi: figured I'd better let him go before he died of fright.


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Good idea......looks to be old enough to fend for itself.
2014-07-12 09:35:07 AM  
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Diocletian's Last Cabbage: [img.fark.net image 497x640]

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"There's 16 million worth of kibble in that bank, man,"
2014-07-12 09:33:01 AM  
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2014-07-12 09:30:06 AM  
1 vote:
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2014-07-12 09:18:21 AM  
1 vote:
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I iz hood ornament
Sorta
2014-07-12 09:02:06 AM  
1 vote:
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2014-07-12 09:01:09 AM  
1 vote:

Get to type at ft of pg8, rt under sherpa18's Biscuit-looking cat declaiming "It's Caturday!!!" medimlythinx the Caturday  of all cats was done by reddot few yrs ago.  Sought but didna find.
Good Meowning btw... pleased/relieved yobbery & AllMyKidsHaveFur persuaded sherpa18 to Git Some Rest before forging Westward again.

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                                                     credit sherpa18, purrcisely 1 year ago today!
2014-07-12 08:56:28 AM  
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yobbery: [www.smugmug.com image 300x203]


The video of Crusoe and his brother Oakley (the 'fire dogs') has been cracking me up for 2 weeks now. They did a part two...and again, Oakley (dog in the fire truck) stole the show.  Crusoe is the star but Oakley......and yes, I am still laughing.

I so could see my tubby dogs doing that.  If I didn't die in the process of trying to put the firetruck on Dyson.
2014-07-12 08:25:28 AM  
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professional_vampire: Morning, folks! Hubby and I are heading out on an overnight backpacking hike and probably won't have cell signal until we get home tomorrow. I'll catch up then and let you know how to order t-shirts then. *hugs* to all.


Have a great time and stay safe..!  The Rescue Cats are all waking up to "the night before" hangovers, this Caturday morn..  ;)
2014-07-12 08:19:15 AM  
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2014-07-12 12:44:21 AM  
1 vote:

sherpa18: However, whether or not they actually have any cats was in question for awhile. Stay tuned.....


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2014-07-12 12:26:39 AM  
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2014-07-11 11:45:20 PM  
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2014-07-11 11:00:30 PM  
1 vote:

Fotos of both kittehs & goggies watching for sherpa18 on pg8! So perfect & purrfect!!
Time for me to sign for today; Jimmy behaved himself & agreed to come up from finnished (sic) basement where Ginger eats & overnights due to his diabetes. Mostly to keep him out of others' chow.
Was several-pg article on feline diabetes in Aug issue of CatWatch  which came today. Copied issue for chorusmate who's owned by 7-8 & our veterinarian, who was in chorus for a while. But then she bought the practise & hasn't really time to sing any more. Our vet's owned by 5, she moved to condo right next door to clinic bldg 1.5 yrs ago.                          ....
See ya in daylit daylight once more, wish sherpa18 safe drive to the CDKs. Room to type Hyvaa  Ilta!

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No longer recall who fetched this, is in my imgur gallery where ID info saves not. Kinda think our voyaging sherpa18 may be most logical suspect.
2014-07-11 10:52:11 PM  
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2014-07-11 10:06:10 PM  
1 vote:
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Got my hairs cut yesterday......yeah, I won't have to go back for a while. Oh well, it's Summer, and it will grow back. :D
2014-07-11 10:03:26 PM  
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2014-07-11 09:28:26 PM  
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2014-07-11 09:26:42 PM  
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Oh, a funny one I heard last night, I am a fan of BBC quiz and comedy shows. On a "News Quiz" story Andy Hamilton (one of my favorite comedians) was reading a newspaper clip. Apparently in anticipation of a new kitten being adopted, a "cat door" was installed so it could go outside when it wanted. The door opened up by a magnet attached to a collar.  The idea was immediatly given up when the kitten became attached to the fridge and could not break free.
2014-07-11 09:05:21 PM  
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2014-07-11 09:03:54 PM  
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2014-07-11 09:02:38 PM  
1 vote:
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POW!!! Right in the kisser. :D
2014-07-11 08:48:18 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-07-11 08:40:33 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-07-11 07:53:44 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-07-11 06:37:48 PM  
1 vote:

akimbotoo: lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 478x640]


That was me at the drive through bank teller yesterday! She commented on how well I was staying cool. I glanced in the rearview mirror and saw my hair was waving in the wind of my ac as I drove away and figured out how she knew! Lordy, still having blond moments at my age. White hair isn't as noticeable on a blond. ;D
Yes, I did have all of the vents aimed at me! I don't like 95 degrees.


Made my Credit Union happy earlier this week...went through the drive-through after shopping at Costco.
Teller admired the flat of nectarines sitting in passenger seat...so what does Captain Impulsive Behavior do but start passing fruit through the drawer (after ascertaining how many people were on duty right then).
Win/win situation...tellers all happy, and those nectarines were REALLY ripe.
I couldn't have eaten the whole flat by meself before they started going off.

*~*~*~*~*

SHERPA!
(does happy dance)

Glad to see you in good hands (and paws) at long last! Hope the rest of your trip is easier....getting STARTED is often the hardest part.
2014-07-11 05:39:15 PM  
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Real Women Drink Akvavit: Bathia_Mapes: And now for your viewing enjoyment...How to bathe a Bub

YAY!!! Earl heard the crying Bub and started GLARING much harder than usual in my general direction. Gogh Beastie is indifferent to the cries of other cats getting baths (and is still only a tiny bit interested/unafraid of Earl). Too cute video!

Kitten the Brave (one of the Children of Hisss!)
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"The Children of Hisss!"

Hmm...I sense a 3-volume saga there...along with possible screenplay adaptation, creative rights, and cute little furry 'action figures'....action being scritches and cuddles...
2014-07-11 05:07:54 PM  
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CAT-LIKE TYPING DETECTED: HAPPY CATURDAY, EVERYFUZZY..!!!

Firstly, let me say, we finally have our  sherpa back..

*massive snip*


It's always nice to have a Sherpa, ain't it? ☺

As for Orange... holy fark, I'd have lost my mind if I were in your shoes. Probably would have robbed a gas station or ten, dropped cat and money off at the vet then turned myself in to the cops "sorry, blew it all on drugs. Yup" because DAMN.

As long as he's stable, I'd just keep him in the house no matter how much of a PITA he is about it until you *can* get him to the vet - or for a week or two as a precaution. DEFINITELY talk to the cat lady mail carrier and see if she has any ideas or knows of a kind hearted vet that will take payments from you in case he goes downhill again and needs to be seen right away. There's just so much that can be going on there and cats are very, very good at disguising pain and injuries. It's a survival thing. Then again, he may be just fine, but me being me, I'd have him at the vet as soon as I could anyway.

OK, I'm totally the wrong person to ask about this kind of thing. Not only was my schooling well over 20 years ago so I have forgotten damn near everything, but I am hypersensitive to critter injury. How I managed to stay calm when I actually had to treat injured animals, I do not know.

I know Orange has short hairs, but still give him a really good once over and check for puncture wounds. Rub his furs backwards and go over him inch by inch, even if you take a couple of puncture wounds yourself. He could have been bitten (like Gogh Beastie was) and you just can't see it through his fur. A nasty bite in the right area can make him act like his back is broken. Because I couldn't see Gogh Beastie's bite wound - it was just a very neat pair of punctures - I would have sworn his leg was broken. Critter bites are painful and the swelling around it can take a while to go down. Also, you know when you hurt yourself how it always feels even WORSE the next day or two than it did when you first got hurt? That may be why he acted like he was dying to death or had a broken spine or something. The receptionist at my vet told me her cat got bit by a skwerl (hehe!) and couldn't or wouldn't use the injured leg for over two weeks. Just get him in as soon as you can swing it and hope for the best in the meantime.

Geez. Totally got fingers, toes and paws crossed over here, as species-appropriate. Get better NOW, Orange! You hear me?!?

Cats do sometimes listen to me, you know.

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2014-07-11 03:17:04 PM  
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Real Women Drink Akvavit: I'm going to go hunt my dinner in the wilds of the aisles of grocery stores, like a proper middle aged female suburbanite. Now I'm thinking I want a Grilled Portabella Mushroom. Maybe stuff it. There should be herbed cheese of some sort involved. Or maybe I could do a steak with a mushroom and caramelized onion stopping and simply add the flavors I would have used for the mushroom stuffing in it as well. I do not know, but I will go find out before too many people get off work and get all the good stuff. [i1084.photobucket.com image 486x403]


Portabella Mushroom pizza sounds really good right now. Mushrooms instead of dough a little sauce some pepperoni , shredded cheese and some red an yellow peppers.

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2014-07-11 03:09:01 PM  
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2014-07-11 02:56:33 PM  
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And on this note, I think I am done for the day.  Will see you all fresh and early on Caturday morning.  Or as fresh as my vodka martinis tonight will allow me!


/c-ya!
2014-07-11 02:28:05 PM  
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2014-07-11 02:23:38 PM  
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2014-07-11 02:22:53 PM  
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I'm going to go hunt my dinner in the wilds of the aisles of grocery stores, like a proper middle aged female suburbanite. Now I'm thinking I want a Grilled Portabella Mushroom. Maybe stuff it. There should be herbed cheese of some sort involved. Or maybe I could do a steak with a mushroom and caramelized onion stopping and simply add the flavors I would have used for the mushroom stuffing in it as well. I do not know, but I will go find out before too many people get off work and get all the good stuff.

i1084.photobucket.com
2014-07-11 02:14:05 PM  
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2014-07-11 02:13:23 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-07-11 02:11:29 PM  
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2014-07-11 02:06:24 PM  
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Mah mommy and mah stoopy head sismonster (and sismonster's boyfriend) went to the state fair. This means I can have WHATEVER I WANT for dinner tonight. Raley's/Bel Air has Angus Beef Top Sirloin on sale for $5.99/lb. but Sprouts has wild caught Sockeye Salmon on sale for $9.99/lb. I should just go to Food Maxx and see if they have anything that looks good. They are much cheaper. Also, I need to get more gooshy fuds if I'm going to make friends with Hisss! and her minions.

Oh man, I would be PISSED if I came home to this:
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Especially since the dog is clearly pleased with its work. Bad Goggeh! Naughty! *squeeee!* Such cute face! gah! BAD!!! I couldn't stay mad at that face, even if I wanted to really, really badly. lol!
2014-07-11 01:57:59 PM  
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2014-07-11 01:39:49 PM  
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2014-07-11 01:39:12 PM  
1 vote:

Real Women Drink Akvavit: BizarreMan: I hate to interrupt the cat love.  But am I the only one who thought the most interesting part of the story wasn't really discussed?  That the tenants who complain about the rats and the cats are in the middle of rent negotiations?

Nope, you are not the only one. When they were "but the rats!" in one breath and "but the cats!" in the next I thought "PICK ONE TO LOVE, CAST YOUR VOTE THUSLY THEN STFU OR MOVE. Oh and rent is X amount, end of story." Duh.

Kinda reminded me of this one place I lived at in Monrovia about 25 years ago where there was a bug problem, but it was limited to outside unless you were a total pig. They were big-ass bugs that seemed to only come out in force at night, too. The woman next to me and the woman upstairs from me (BFFs - their "men" were both drug dealers in the same gang) were whining about the bugs AND the pesticides and how the spray was just making the bugs go in their homes. I told them I'd never seen bugs in my apartment and one of them says "If you had kids you'd see them bugs because you wouldn't be able to keep your place all like you was waitin for Robin Leech". She seriously said that to me and I had said NOTHING about her being a slob. I told her I did have a kid, but since I actually put clothes on him before letting him outside and had taught him that standing in the middle of the breezeway and screaming at the top of his lungs when he didn't get his way or knocking on strangers' doors to ask for candy or chips were inappropriate behaviors, perhaps she had mistaken him for a very short adult. "you know, he's got manners and shiat". That seemed to upset them quite a bit, because they both threatened me and yelled and stuff while I just did a white trashy *not impressed look* and "um-hmmm" *mocking head bob* at them until they went away. PROBLEM SOLVED - and all it took was a massively biatchy attitude and a complete lack of empathy and compassion on my part. 'Cuz really, it's wasted on some people anyway (the e ...


- snip -

Pic war nice, but not needed to make up for stories.  One of the reason I come to Caturday is to see what other folks are up to.  Also, to commisaryate with others over problems.  A problem shared is a problem solved (or at least reduced).  I pleasure shared is a pleasure amplified.

Here, have a pleasure cat...
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2014-07-11 01:32:54 PM  
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2014-07-11 01:27:48 PM  
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And what BIG eyes they are too, AMIRITE GUYS?
2014-07-11 01:21:55 PM  
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2014-07-11 12:34:09 PM  
1 vote:

I tried a new way off clipping Juno's claws. There was no blood, mine or hers, so that's a big improvement.


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2014-07-11 11:49:45 AM  
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2014-07-11 11:48:35 AM  
1 vote:
Staying with the MPatHG theme...

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2014-07-11 11:43:02 AM  
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2014-07-11 11:37:09 AM  
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2014-07-11 11:36:26 AM  
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2014-07-11 11:35:47 AM  
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2014-07-11 11:33:16 AM  
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2014-07-11 11:31:25 AM  
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2014-07-11 11:30:12 AM  
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And now, for a series on eating habits of various critters of nature...

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2014-07-11 11:27:52 AM  
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2014-07-11 11:15:14 AM  
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2014-07-11 11:05:32 AM  
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2014-07-11 11:02:39 AM  
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Bottom of page 4 - at the temp end of the thread.

Time for LOLcritters!

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2014-07-11 10:39:18 AM  
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2014-07-11 10:16:22 AM  
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By way of Good Meowning from MoronLessOff, 9.1.2012.
Altogether too many petitions needing signed on Care2Causes: save last 85 Irrawaddy Dolphins from building of damn (sic), save camels in India, On They Go Seemingly Without End.  Care2 also asks on all articles, 'Ave U Shared This Yet. Most times if Here's open, I do, or save linkie to share when Here opens again.
Type at ft of pg2 cuz been playin' There Wastin' Time.
2014-07-11 08:58:21 AM  
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I was in line at the grocery store yesterday and the woman in front of me had lots of kitty food and treats, so naturally I asked her how many cats she had. She didn't have any, the food was for the cat that she took care of. She told me that the owner was in assisted living and the people there had taken her cat to a shelter. The elderly lady called a taxi and went over to Dumb Friends League and got her cat back. I couldn't believe that someone would be so cruel and heartless, but I love the way the owner wouldn't let them get away with it.

If someone tried to take my cats away, this is what they'd see. I'll have to teach Morticia how to shoot, I wouldn't trust Juno or Lucy with a gun. Especially not Juno.

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2014-07-11 08:57:39 AM  
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2014-07-11 08:44:30 AM  
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Sherpa....I hope the rest of your trip is uneventful, and you get to your new home safe and sound!!!!  ♥
2014-07-11 08:20:14 AM  
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2014-07-11 08:15:25 AM  
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2014-07-11 08:07:19 AM  
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2014-07-11 07:57:07 AM  
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2014-07-11 07:54:06 AM  
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2014-07-11 07:41:43 AM  
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2014-07-11 07:35:40 AM  
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2014-07-11 07:30:55 AM  
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Deathbymeteor: B's been busy climbing, which I think means her home is dryer than the hydrometer says.  Have to keep trying to add humidity for her, which is difficult when she lays out as long and as flat as she gets, just to make adding water a challenge.  But she's eating again, so it may just be another seasonal thing.


Now, being the typical "Eeeek! Spider!!!" *runs away dragging fainting couch behind her for later use* type, I am very unedjumakated about caring for spiders. Is there a reason it is harder to add water when she's like that? Are you not supposed to get the actual spider wet or what? Or is it you just don't want her attacking you?

I suppose that should have been "Dude, so do you mist water in there and let her lick or whatever it off any structures in the environment or does she have a little water dish type thingie?" I seriously don't know how that works because I would have died of horror by now. Good on you for caring for Miss B, btw.

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2014-07-11 07:09:51 AM  
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lilyspad: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Yeah, that's an incredibly accurate depiction of the emotional current of the moment. I'm lucky I didn't get sprayed. Again.

Oh dear! You are such a sweetie.... :D


Nah. I can't think of a single Caturdayian who wouldn't be trying to do right by those cats. The lurkers as well, most likely. They wouldn't be staring at us if they were soulless monsters. The politics tab is a much better train wreck with accompanying pile of corpses to dance over for that type. Our lurkers have both taste and class. They probably don't smell bad, either. :-D


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2014-07-11 06:56:33 AM  
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Well, I *did* get to sleep in until 1:30 am until there was some cat drama that needed tending to. Gogh Beastie has figured out that Earl will not attack him even if he is growling, but that it will get my attention. Gogh Beastie seems to be warming up to this arrangement a bit. Not only is the door to the Super Secret Lair of Infinite Doom* always open now, but the monstrous minion that lurks above my head wakes me so I can better hear Gogh Beastie sing the song of his people and respond accordingly. Which is usually a groan, "stop it!", some reassurance that I still love him best of all cats and some gooshy fuds for all. YAY!

I just went out to give Hisss! some gooshy fuds as well - I want to start getting her a bit more chill around me so I have a better shot at handling her when I need to do so - but because it's still dark out I have to stand guard while she eats. All the local kittehs know what my sliding glass door sounds like and they come running right over because FUDS. So I'm out there on the patio with mah coffee and mah cigarette and talking nice to Hisss! so other animals stay away, when I hear something hit the top of my back fence and the shrubbery rustling. Right at that moment, as I'm turning my head to see if it's a very large raccoon, a bigfoot, a serial killer or what, the motion activated security light goes out. Hisss! and I are now helpfully backlit by the kitchen/dining room light for your predatory pleasure and can't see diddly out in that area of the yard - it's too dark. You can guess about how well we liked *that*.

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Hisss! is so brave, isn't she? Well, it turned out to be a very large skunk (of course) that despite all the noise I was making trying to make friends with Hisss! did not seem to know I was there. It triggered the light again, spotted us, and then Hisss! REALLY lost her shiat, because it's incredibly close to the food dish. And us. Skunk looks up and notices it's not trapped, but it does have two strangers flanking it and - well, it almost got real ugly.
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Yeah, that's an incredibly accurate depiction of the emotional current of the moment. I'm lucky I didn't get sprayed. Again.
*Now with 100% more feline minions!
2014-07-11 01:54:57 AM  
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Well, I have to hit the hay.
I've run out of steam, and I got a call from the cardiologist yesterday asking me to come in Friday afternoon.
No further explanation, just come in Friday.

Sherpa, don't let Biscuit talk you into any poker games or other games of chance!

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2014-07-11 01:37:30 AM  
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sherpa18:
I am currently sitting on yobbery's back deck, enjoying the evening and catching up on Caturday.

Sherpa, you are not going to believe what I found at the Army/Navy Surplus store yesterday!
Did you know that they have Dehydrated/Freeze Dried Hushpuppies????
Just add a little water and they self-inflate!
Then after you eat them, they inflate some more.

They're better than that freeze dried astronaut ice cream they used to sell in the 70's.
Not a lot, but a little better.
Speaking of good eatin'...

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2014-07-10 10:50:55 PM  
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lilyspad: Real Women Drink Akvavit: I have a girl cat named Earl. That's cool though. I'll just tell people her name is Pearl "but we call her 'Earl' for short". :-D

HA!!! I just KNEW you would decide to keep her! Yay Pearl!!!


Hold up there, chica. She is still a candidate for a very good home that isn't mine, but I am in no rush. Lady Earl is not exactly a people cat (though she trusts me enough she lays above my head and growls in between licking her butt or my hand - whichever is nearest her) and so I'll have to be very selective or it wouldn't be fair to her or the hoomin. It's going to take a while.

I *am* in a rush with the Children of Hisss! though, because I think she's weened them in less than a week! They're all eating kibble now. I still haven't found a rescue to take them, can't afford to do the shots/spay thing for all four of them and their mom and while I did have one rescue offer to "let" me foster them until they could be adopted out (really? You'll LET me bring them in the house which I absolutely cannot do?), I've nowhere to put them in the house AND I'd still have to pay for the shots/altering. Of course it's a much cheaper rate than if I took them to the vet, but after two vet visits for two cats in ... three? four days? .... I am tapped out on my cat stuffs budget for the month.

I'm going to keep calling around tomorrow. I'm just tired beyond belief now. Gogh Beastie starts slinking in my room at night, which sets Earl off with her growling, then Gogh Beastie with his whining, so I have to get up and love on him so he doesn't feel abandoned, then come back and pet on Lady Earl so she isn't freaked out. Repeat EVERY FARKIN' HOUR! Two hours, if I'm lucky. I just can't let one cat feel sad and left out, so I'm losing a LOT of sleep. It probably bothers me more than it does them, huh? I'm going to guess "NO. You brought a monster into Gogh Beastie's house and Lady Earl is sure you're trying to feed her to a monster" so the cats are not happy either. Everyone will chill out eventually, though.

Good thing they're all super adorable and that I love them! ♥

Another terrible pic of Kitten the Brave.
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I'm going to try and get a nap. Tomorrow is a new day and I just refilled my meds, so I can totally get through it. YAY!!! for new days!

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2014-07-10 10:17:27 PM  
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lilyspad: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Bathia_Mapes: And now for your viewing enjoyment...How to bathe a Bub

YAY!!! Earl heard the crying Bub and started GLARING much harder than usual in my general direction. Gogh Beastie is indifferent to the cries of other cats getting baths (and is still only a tiny bit interested/unafraid of Earl). Too cute video!

Kitten the Brave (one of the Children of Hisss!)
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How did his vet visit go???? All clear????? *please say yes*


Oh, yes! Well, there is ONE tiny thing there. Lord Earl of Grey is actually LADY Earl of Grey. The view I had of her back end made it look like she was a neutered male when really it is just how her fur on her back end happens to puff in an odd manner in the right spot. I swear Hisss! is going to turn out to be a hermaphrodite just to spite me.

I have a girl cat named Earl. That's cool though. I'll just tell people her name is Pearl "but we call her 'Earl' for short". :-D
2014-07-10 10:00:35 PM  
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2014-07-10 09:59:14 PM  
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tigerose: We through him back. Too small. :(


So, you were "threw" with him then? :D
2014-07-10 09:53:16 PM  
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2014-07-10 09:51:00 PM  
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We have a hot spell coming in....104 on Sunday. Over 100 for the next week....ugh.
2014-07-10 09:50:55 PM  
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valnt9: John Buck 41: yobbery: OlderGuy: valnt9: Sherpa called last night to tell me he was pack and loaded and expected to hit the road early today, Thurs. Hopefully he will report in tonight from Yobbery"s.
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it's been one of those days.
I need my Caturday family

I look forward to seeing a picture if him with Biscuit in his lap.... that,s the game plan.... hope all goes well.....

I spoke to him an hour ago. Right now he should be about an hour away.
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Please say 'HI!' to *HUG* him from all of us.

FTFY


Will do. But it's going to be one of those carefully orchestrated man hugs. :o) www.smugmug.com
2014-07-10 09:43:41 PM  
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2014-07-10 09:35:07 PM  
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lilyspad: yobbery: I spoke to him an hour ago. Right now he should be about an hour away.

I am so happy he finally got out of that hell hole!! Looking forward to pics in the morning......with all your "kids"!!


We'll see what happens. They're skittish and I have no idea why. We've never had anyone over that tried to kill them. They'll eventually come out but the amount of time varies.

This is how we can always tell the pizza is here.....
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2014-07-10 09:28:51 PM  
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And now for your viewing enjoyment...How to bathe a Bub
2014-07-10 09:17:57 PM  
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2014-07-10 08:40:18 PM  
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2014-07-10 08:36:55 PM  
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