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(DNA Info)   Doorman enlists Jangles and Tiger to do battle with the building's rat problem because that's what cats do. And yet, some tenants have a problem with this Caturday feast of rodents   (dnainfo.com) divider line 1278
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2014-07-11 08:15:25 AM  
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2014-07-11 08:26:37 AM  

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That was me at the drive through bank teller yesterday! She commented on how well I was staying cool. I glanced in the rearview mirror and saw my hair was waving in the wind of my ac as I drove away and figured out how she knew! Lordy, still having blond moments at my age. White hair isn't as noticeable on a blond. ;D
Yes, I did have all of the vents aimed at me! I don't like 95 degrees.
 
2014-07-11 08:40:37 AM  
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2014-07-11 08:44:30 AM  
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Sherpa....I hope the rest of your trip is uneventful, and you get to your new home safe and sound!!!!  ♥
 
2014-07-11 08:52:34 AM  
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2014-07-11 08:57:39 AM  
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2014-07-11 08:58:21 AM  
I was in line at the grocery store yesterday and the woman in front of me had lots of kitty food and treats, so naturally I asked her how many cats she had. She didn't have any, the food was for the cat that she took care of. She told me that the owner was in assisted living and the people there had taken her cat to a shelter. The elderly lady called a taxi and went over to Dumb Friends League and got her cat back. I couldn't believe that someone would be so cruel and heartless, but I love the way the owner wouldn't let them get away with it.

If someone tried to take my cats away, this is what they'd see. I'll have to teach Morticia how to shoot, I wouldn't trust Juno or Lucy with a gun. Especially not Juno.

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2014-07-11 09:01:35 AM  
Real Women Drink Akvavit:

This one didn't come out as well, but I tried.

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2014-07-11 09:02:08 AM  

predle: I couldn't believe that someone would be so cruel and heartless


That's pretty cold.
 
2014-07-11 09:05:23 AM  
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2014-07-11 09:11:35 AM  
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2014-07-11 09:15:08 AM  

Deathbymeteor: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Deathbymeteor: B's been busy climbing, which I think means her home is dryer than the hydrometer says.  Have to keep trying to add humidity for her, which is difficult when she lays out as long and as flat as she gets, just to make adding water a challenge.  But she's eating again, so it may just be another seasonal thing.

Now, being the typical "Eeeek! Spider!!!" *runs away dragging fainting couch behind her for later use* type, I am very unedjumakated about caring for spiders. Is there a reason it is harder to add water when she's like that? Are you not supposed to get the actual spider wet or what? Or is it you just don't want her attacking you?

I suppose that should have been "Dude, so do you mist water in there and let her lick or whatever it off any structures in the environment or does she have a little water dish type thingie?" I seriously don't know how that works because I would have died of horror by now. Good on you for caring for Miss B, btw.

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Both, but she doesn't lick it off or drink water normally.  She gets all her water from food.  But because she's not very tall (maybe 3.5 inches when she raises up as tall as possible) she tends to run away when water touches her (she's covered in fine hairs for sensing, like kitteh whiskers).  So she tends to head to high ground even if only a small droplet lands on her.  Otoh, if she sees water pouring into her home (usually when I add it to her dish), she has a tendency to start to attack it, since she sees a reflection, which means "another spider in my house, get it!"  Then she inevitably touches the water, realizes that it is water, and skitters away worried about the impending flood (I guess, her thoughts aren't so obvious).  She's pretty laid back, the epitome of "oh you're here and you're leaving me alone to my devices?  Good"

She's my bug, and she's my rescued critter.  Can't have kittehs in current apartment, will make sure they are allowed in t ...


I think it's neat you rescued her and totally would have had a hard time being even remotely civil to her previous caretaker. Dereliction of duty is a crime for a reason and he definitely is guilty. I am not a fan of the spiders, but they don't deserve to be left like she was left. ESPECIALLY like how she was left. That bastard would be hearing about it from me for a very long time. Miss B is very lucky to have you to care for her. ♥

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2014-07-11 09:15:55 AM  
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See you guize later!!! :D
 
2014-07-11 09:24:35 AM  

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That was me at the drive through bank teller yesterday! She commented on how well I was staying cool. I glanced in the rearview mirror and saw my hair was waving in the wind of my ac as I drove away and figured out how she knew! Lordy, still having blond moments at my age. White hair isn't as noticeable on a blond. ;D
Yes, I did have all of the vents aimed at me! I don't like 95 degrees.


I don't like anything over 66 degrees or under 55 or 60. I am almost always not happy with the temps. Right now it's just at 60, so I have the windows open and the front door open (we have a security screen, so we're good in here with the door open) and there's a nice breeze. I am happy with the temp and the fresh air. It will be gone in less than an hour, so I'm diggin' it while it lasts!

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2014-07-11 09:33:45 AM  

predle: I was in line at the grocery store yesterday and the woman in front of me had lots of kitty food and treats, so naturally I asked her how many cats she had. She didn't have any, the food was for the cat that she took care of. She told me that the owner was in assisted living and the people there had taken her cat to a shelter. The elderly lady called a taxi and went over to Dumb Friends League and got her cat back. I couldn't believe that someone would be so cruel and heartless, but I love the way the owner wouldn't let them get away with it.

If someone tried to take my cats away, this is what they'd see. I'll have to teach Morticia how to shoot, I wouldn't trust Juno or Lucy with a gun. Especially not Juno.

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OMGs! I would be ENRAGED. WTF is wrong with people? If the cat was outside when it shouldn't have been, return it to the lady and tell her the cat can't be outside. If they're just cat hating douchebag bastard assholes who have NO CLUE about the very real health benefits of animal companions for the elderly, they should not be doing the assisted living gig. Not only do they lack the basic empathy and compassion that would stop a NORMAL person from taking away an old lady's cat, they are idiots. They can EABOD and DIAF for all I care at that point.

Uh-oh. I'm getting snarly. lol! Time to calm down with a breakfast.

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/Thank you for the second pic cleanup too, Predle!

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See you guize later!!! :D


*waves* See you after work!
 
2014-07-11 09:44:56 AM  
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My kind of dog. A dry mouth Newfoundland. Dry... mouth... is a lie! (or you wouldn't want to see a wet one)


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2014-07-11 09:54:37 AM  
HAPPY CATURDAY EVERBUDDY!  Brace yerselves for a LOLuge, 'cause it's about ta get all LOLly up in heeya!

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Just keep drinkin' 'till I get a contact drunk!  Then, I'll be motivated to MAKE meself look better  ;-{)
 
2014-07-11 09:59:37 AM  

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DUDE!  That would be perfect for blind fans of Caturday!


/talk about a "Keller" app!
 
2014-07-11 10:03:44 AM  
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2014-07-11 10:04:56 AM  

yobbery: Heeeeee's Here!
We just finished munching and BS'ing. I'm going to get his computer on my wireless so he can play.


exhale!
 
2014-07-11 10:12:39 AM  

laulaja: Got tale of Recent Elephant Rescue for DLC & whoever else ...
Abused Elephant Raju Sheds Tears During Rescue by Cherise Udell 7:04AM today
Raju, a 50-year old Indian elephant was finally rescued last week after a lifetime of abuse. During the rescue, when it became clear that the group of 32 people, which included ten veterinarians, were there to rescue him, big crocodile tears rolled down his leathery cheeks.
"The team was astounded to see the tears," said Pooja Binepal, a spokesman for Wildlife SOS, the wildlife rescue group that coordinated the effort.  "It was incredibly emotional. We knew in our hearts he realized he was being freed. Elephants are majestic and highly intelligent animals. We can only imagine what torture the past half a century has been for him."
Indeed, poor Raju who had been likely captured as a baby, was sold many times during his 50 years. His most recent owner cruelly chained him 24-hours a day with spiked chains, forced him to work and beat him when he did not.
During the rescue his sadistic owner tried to abort the rescue by layering tight chains and spikes on the elephant and then yelling commands to confuse Raju. Fortunately, Raju listened to his rescuers instead and soon was free.
Following his emancipation, he was taken to the Elephant Conservation and Care Center in Mathura, India. His underweight body was covered in abscesses and wounds, but he is expected to make a full recovery. Wildlife SOS is facilitating his medical care and helping to introduce him to other elephants at the center. On July 4th he took his first free steps in 50 years.
The average lifespan for elephants is 60 to 70 years, so hopefully Raju can enjoy his retirement and freedom for years to come.

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To see more photos of the rescue visit   http://www.wildlifesos.org/blog/rajus-journey-freedom-photo-journal

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I would wish that the rescuers were singing something like this:
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Bring the good old bugle, boys, we'll sing another song
Sing it with a spirit that will start the world along
Sing it as we used to sing it, 50,000 strong
While we were marching through Georgia.

Chorus
Hurrah! Hurrah! we bring the jubilee!
Hurrah! Hurrah! the flag that makes you free!
So we sang the chorus from Atlanta to the sea
While we were marching through Georgia.

Verse 2
How the pachy shouted when he heard the joyful sound
How the chains rattled which our bolt cutter found
The owners angry squeaking could not the beast confound
While we were marching through Georgia.

Verse 3
Yes and there were pachyderms who wept with joyful tears,
When they saw their fellow beast they had not seen for years;
Hardly could they be restrained from breaking forth in cheers,
While we were marching through Georgia.

Verse 4
"Sherman's dashing Yankee boys will never reach the coast!"
So the saucy owner said and 'twas a handsome boast
Had they not forgot, alas! to reckon with the Host
While we were marching through Georgia.

Verse 5
So we made a thoroughfare for freedom and her train,
Sixty miles in latitude, three hundred to the main;
Cruelty fled before us, for resistance was in vain
While we were marching through Georgia.

/just being imaginitive today
//happens when I shake off a hangover
 
2014-07-11 10:16:22 AM  
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By way of Good Meowning from MoronLessOff, 9.1.2012.
Altogether too many petitions needing signed on Care2Causes: save last 85 Irrawaddy Dolphins from building of damn (sic), save camels in India, On They Go Seemingly Without End.  Care2 also asks on all articles, 'Ave U Shared This Yet. Most times if Here's open, I do, or save linkie to share when Here opens again.
Type at ft of pg2 cuz been playin' There Wastin' Time.
 
2014-07-11 10:20:12 AM  

John Buck 41: Leepj: John Buck 41: [farm6.staticflickr.com image 640x284]

I didn't see your egg gravy recipe post until after thread close last Caturday. I wanted to be sure to thank you for it.

Apropos of nothing in particular (other than I'm pretty sure you have a Maine Coonish cat, too) here's my cat Winslow:

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With a tummy full of food.

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And sitting by my computer just now.

You're welcome. Hope it works for you.
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He's just bored, apparently.  Reaching for a book?
 
2014-07-11 10:23:16 AM  

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OW MY LIVER!
 
2014-07-11 10:26:09 AM  

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Hahaha!!!! EPHELANT!!!!!


Would you believe...  an Owlephant?  Credit Matt Yeager c/o pxleyes.com

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2014-07-11 10:39:31 AM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: lilyspad: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Yeah, that's an incredibly accurate depiction of the emotional current of the moment. I'm lucky I didn't get sprayed. Again.

Oh dear! You are such a sweetie.... :D

Nah. I can't think of a single Caturdayian who wouldn't be trying to do right by those cats. The lurkers as well, most likely. They wouldn't be staring at us if they were soulless monsters. The politics tab is a much better train wreck with accompanying pile of corpses to dance over for that type. Our lurkers have both taste and class. They probably don't smell bad, either. :-D


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HAHA!  Speak for urself!


/actually, I smell real good
//can still smell where the neighbor's dog pissed all over the downstairs deck
 
2014-07-11 11:02:39 AM  
Bottom of page 4 - at the temp end of the thread.

Time for LOLcritters!

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2014-07-11 11:07:48 AM  

John Buck 41: Snuffybud: I guess I'll post vacation pics while I wait for Earl's story to unfold, here's a couple from today. We kayaked out to my high school buddy's campsite, then paddled around Forked Lake.

It's Fuller the Wonder Dog! He sat calmly in the canoe while his people paddled him all around!
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My buddy John (on the right) and me, you won't find a better looking pair of 57 year old Eagle Scouts anywhere else in the Adirondacks!!!
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Eagle Scout? Good for you. I made it to Life (plus a couple extra MBs) but succumbed to peer pressure when I got to high school--"You're a BOY scout? That's not cool!" around '72. Wish I'd stayed in and got to Eagle.


I earned mine in '72, John got his a year later. We went to Philmont back in '72 too. The people we hung with really didn't care about us being Scouts, most of us were Scouts or ex-Scouts. When I went kayaking last weekend I was within a few miles of where I used to go to Scout camp, it brought back a whole lot of memories.
 
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