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(NJ.com)   Douche who sucker-punched a dog walker and put him in the hospital in Midtown Manhattan caught in Jersey after chase (w/pic of said douche)   (nj.com) divider line 75
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2014-07-10 03:56:58 PM  
He didn't sucker punch anyone. He hit someone he was arguing with. No real legal difference but it is a difference.
 
2014-07-10 04:14:23 PM  
What's the difference between a douche and someone who is most likely mentally ill?
 
2014-07-10 05:07:28 PM  
From his Facebook page-

32 years single male never married, six pack sicker then its ever bin, hair more blonde, eyes more green. Living in Manhattan in the summers and travelling the world in the winters. I thank god that I am in the best shape of my life without a wife and so much opportunities for the future. For all my brothers who still have this life style we are so blessed.

Yep, he's a douche.

/I tried to link to it, but Fark threw it away as unfetchable.
 
2014-07-10 05:25:07 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: What's the difference between a douche and someone who is most likely mentally ill?


He's a mentally ill douche.
 
2014-07-10 05:36:34 PM  
Knockout Game strikes again, welcome to Wilding 2.0
 
2014-07-10 05:43:43 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Knockout Game strikes again, welcome to Wilding 2.0


White people just can't control themselves.
 
2014-07-10 05:44:02 PM  

loveblondieo: From his Facebook page-

32 years single male never married, six pack sicker then its ever bin, hair more blonde, eyes more green. Living in Manhattan in the summers and travelling the world in the winters. I thank god that I am in the best shape of my life without a wife and so much opportunities for the future. For all my brothers who still have this life style we are so blessed.

Yep, he's a douche.

/I tried to link to it, but Fark threw it away as unfetchable.


Yeah, not nuts. Douchebag extraordinaire.
 
2014-07-10 05:44:03 PM  
However did they find him?

www-tc.pbs.org
 
2014-07-10 05:44:05 PM  
Do birds nest in this dude's hair?

media.nj.com

Or is he a time travelling Roman?

ferrebeekeeper.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-10 05:45:32 PM  
Guy has some mental and/or substance abuse issues, but gotta give him a little credit.  He floored a much bigger man with one punch.
 
2014-07-10 05:46:32 PM  

Mikey1969: Do birds nest in this dude's hair?

[media.nj.com image 403x537]

Or is he a time travelling Roman?

[ferrebeekeeper.files.wordpress.com image 356x504]


Or a time travelling Roman with birds in his hair?
 
2014-07-10 05:49:13 PM  
Mirror of video??
Site window is down
 
2014-07-10 05:49:13 PM  
This is news because they actually caught someone. Usually the police in New Yawk don't care about petty crimes such as this. And why would they?
 
2014-07-10 05:50:52 PM  

PhiloeBedoe: He didn't sucker punch anyone. He hit someone he was arguing with. No real legal difference but it is a difference.


Yup
 
2014-07-10 05:51:08 PM  
WHEN WILL WHITE COMMUNITY LEADERS SPEAK OUT AGAINST THIS "KNOCKOUT" GAME?
 
2014-07-10 05:52:44 PM  
snocone: Site window is down

38.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-07-10 05:53:52 PM  
A guy punches another guy in a New York park and they arrest him a state away a day later.

People kill Tupac on the Las Vegas strip, right after a prize fight and no one is ever arrested.

I'm not mad, just saying.
 
2014-07-10 05:54:32 PM  

child_god: A guy punches another guy in a New York park and they arrest him a state away a day later.

People kill Tupac on the Las Vegas strip, right after a prize fight and no one is ever arrested.

I'm not mad, just saying.


I mean, I doubt dude can even rap!
 
2014-07-10 05:54:56 PM  
Some people are just broken....
 
2014-07-10 05:55:37 PM  
Just keepin it real
 
2014-07-10 06:00:55 PM  

Pumpernickel bread: Guy has some mental and/or substance abuse issues, but gotta give him a little credit.  He floored a much bigger man with one punch.


child_god: A guy punches another guy in a New York park and they arrest him a state away a day later.

People kill Tupac on the Las Vegas strip, right after a prize fight and no one is ever arrested.

I'm not mad, just saying.


Ain't y'all precious!
 
2014-07-10 06:02:08 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: PhiloeBedoe: He didn't sucker punch anyone. He hit someone he was arguing with. No real legal difference but it is a difference.

Yup


I would say it a sucker punch if it knocks the person out, causing swelling in the brain, and IIRC fractured his orbital bone.
 
2014-07-10 06:03:23 PM  
Hey, wait a minute.....isn't that a black thing? Where does this guy get off stealing the hoodies glory? What a asshole.
 
2014-07-10 06:03:29 PM  

Mikey1969: Do birds nest in this dude's hair?

[media.nj.com image 403x537]

Or is he a time travelling Roman?

[ferrebeekeeper.files.wordpress.com image 356x504]


That hair makes his head look like a penis.

And by that, I mean more of a penis than he already is.
 
2014-07-10 06:04:42 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: What's the difference between a douche and someone who is most likely mentally ill?


One is used for personal hygiene and the other has no personal hygiene.  Did I win?
 
2014-07-10 06:07:10 PM  
I hope someone had a camera when he was clambering around on top of the toll booth. lulz new jersey
 
2014-07-10 06:07:36 PM  

Paul Baumer: WHEN WILL WHITE COMMUNITY LEADERS SPEAK OUT AGAINST THIS "KNOCKOUT" GAME?


I'll put the word out to knock that shiat off.
 
2014-07-10 06:09:51 PM  

PhiloeBedoe: He didn't sucker punch anyone. He hit someone he was arguing with. No real legal difference but it is a difference.


An argument usually escalates through several stages of belligerence before somebody gets punched.

1. Confrontation
2. Argument
3. Come at me bro
4. Pushing and shoving (basically where you are committed to a fight)
5. Punch

When you go right from 1 to 5, that's usually considered a sucker punch
 
2014-07-10 06:14:01 PM  
It's really terrible how the knockout game is endemic in white culture. When will Bill O'Reilly speak out about the epidemic of white on white violence in his community?
 
2014-07-10 06:14:47 PM  

Leopold Stotch: PhiloeBedoe: He didn't sucker punch anyone. He hit someone he was arguing with. No real legal difference but it is a difference.

An argument usually escalates through several stages of belligerence before somebody gets punched.

1. Confrontation
2. Argument
3. Come at me bro
4. Pushing and shoving (basically where you are committed to a fight)
5. Punch

When you go right from 1 to 5, that's usually considered a sucker punch


If we are going to use your scale, I would say they look to be somewhere between 2 and 3. I would like to see the whole video for a better idea, but the small part they showed made it look like douche was at 2 and the guy that got punched was leaning more towards 3.
 
2014-07-10 06:17:19 PM  

Pumpernickel bread: Guy has some mental and/or substance abuse issues, but gotta give him a little credit.  He floored a much bigger man with one punch.


Probably quite easy to floor a guy, when he's not expecting it.

/ The guy that got hit didn't know; NEVER FACE YOUR OPPONENT HEAD-ON.
// Apply directly to forehead.
 
2014-07-10 06:18:22 PM  

Mikey1969: Do birds nest in this dude's hair?

[media.nj.com image 403x537]

Or is he a time travelling Roman?

[ferrebeekeeper.files.wordpress.com image 356x504]


he's attempting to use the 'jersey blowout' hairstyle to obscure the fact that his hairline is receding at a pretty rapid pace for someone in their early thirties... he'll be totally bald before he hits 40... he's angry about that...  he's probably already using rogaine...  life isn't fair... he's in his PRIME!!!
 
2014-07-10 06:18:53 PM  
Don't argue with crazy....or stick your dick in it.
 
2014-07-10 06:19:40 PM  
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2687821/Corey-Pohan-caught-ca m era-punching-man-row-dog-named-Peanut-ARRESTED-police-hiding-New-Jerse y.html?ito=video_player_click

i.dailymail.co.uk

It started with a dispute about that 'dog' thing. The gay couple were walking it and Surfer Dude stepped over it or something, and that started the arguing with one of the rat-dog's owners, and that lead to the other half of the couple arguing with Bodhi, and who also 'goaded' Mr. Big Wednesday into punching him. He got his wish.

I think all the guys involved deserved what they got/will get. A farking rat-dog, ffs!
 
2014-07-10 06:20:00 PM  

Paul Baumer: WHEN WILL WHITE COMMUNITY LEADERS SPEAK OUT AGAINST THIS "KNOCKOUT" GAME?


Well, in this case, while people filmed it, and put it online with the hope that someone recognizes him, and gets him arrested. So yeah, the white community did something about it.

Black knockout game is filmed so it can be shown off to friends for bragging rights.
 
2014-07-10 06:23:02 PM  

LemSkroob: Paul Baumer: WHEN WILL WHITE COMMUNITY LEADERS SPEAK OUT AGAINST THIS "KNOCKOUT" GAME?

Well, in this case, while people filmed it, and put it online with the hope that someone recognizes him, and gets him arrested. So yeah, the white community did something about it.

Black knockout game is filmed so it can be shown off to friends for bragging rights.


FLASH - WHITE PEOPLE CAN'T EVEN DO THE KNOCKOUT GAME RIGHT!
 
2014-07-10 06:24:02 PM  

Leopold Stotch: PhiloeBedoe: He didn't sucker punch anyone. He hit someone he was arguing with. No real legal difference but it is a difference.

An argument usually escalates through several stages of belligerence before somebody gets punched.

1. Confrontation
2. Argument
3. Come at me bro
4. Pushing and shoving (basically where you are committed to a fight)
5. Punch

When you go right from 1 to 5, that's usually considered a sucker punch


http://nypost.com/2014/07/09/sucker-punch-over-mans-dog-caught-on-ta pe /
Martone, with his stocky boyfriend standing nearby, yelled at the man - who tried to walk away.

"The suspect was trying to remove himself from the situation, and walk away," according to one law enforcement source.

But Martone would not relent, egging on the victim with the taunt, "Why don't you throw the first punch?"

The suspect took the bait and landed a vicious right hook into Martone's chin - and walked off as Martone fell backward and cracked his head on the sidewalk.


not a sucker punch.
 
2014-07-10 06:34:14 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: What's the difference between a douche and someone who is most likely mentally ill?


The douche will make a es-cape.
 
2014-07-10 06:38:14 PM  

Penman: This is news because they actually caught someone. Usually the police in New Yawk don't care about petty crimes such as this. And why would they?


He was in taken into custody by New Jersey cops for other reasons. It was only after they had him that they found that he was wanted in New York.

No effort expended by NY cops and no one was actively looking out for him for the NY thing.
 
hej
2014-07-10 06:48:32 PM  

Paul Baumer: WHEN WILL WHITE COMMUNITY LEADERS SPEAK OUT AGAINST THIS "KNOCKOUT" GAME?


We seriously need a White Communiy Frowns on Your Shenanigans meme. Probably involving a screen cap from Super Troopers.
 
2014-07-10 06:49:56 PM  

Too Pretty For Prison: Because People in power are Stupid: What's the difference between a douche and someone who is most likely mentally ill?

One is used for personal hygiene and the other has no personal hygiene.  Did I win?


One is John Edward and the other is also John Edward?
 
2014-07-10 06:54:28 PM  

thatboyoverthere: Igor Jakovsky: PhiloeBedoe: He didn't sucker punch anyone. He hit someone he was arguing with. No real legal difference but it is a difference.

Yup

I would say it a sucker punch if it knocks the person out, causing swelling in the brain, and IIRC fractured his orbital bone.


I would say you do not know what a sucker punch is...
 
2014-07-10 06:55:39 PM  
Ask and ye shall receive.
 
2014-07-10 06:58:53 PM  
This kind of douche-on-douche violence gives douches a bad name.
 
2014-07-10 07:00:47 PM  

Pumpernickel bread: Guy has some mental and/or substance abuse issues, but gotta give him a little credit.  He floored a much bigger man with one punch.


Doesn't mean anything. He seems in good shape, but I worked as security in a few night clubs and seen enough to know that the first one who lands a solid hit to a critical/sensitive area has a major advantage. That and some people just curl up and fall down with a slap. Pain/reflexes/reaction means different things to different people.
Punch and run is never impressive. I'll go a round with him to see if he has anything other than cheap shots...
 
2014-07-10 07:10:13 PM  

HairBolus: Leopold Stotch: PhiloeBedoe: He didn't sucker punch anyone. He hit someone he was arguing with. No real legal difference but it is a difference.

An argument usually escalates through several stages of belligerence before somebody gets punched.

1. Confrontation
2. Argument
3. Come at me bro
4. Pushing and shoving (basically where you are committed to a fight)
5. Punch

When you go right from 1 to 5, that's usually considered a sucker punch

http://nypost.com/2014/07/09/sucker-punch-over-mans-dog-caught-on-ta pe /
Martone, with his stocky boyfriend standing nearby, yelled at the man - who tried to walk away.

"The suspect was trying to remove himself from the situation, and walk away," according to one law enforcement source.

But Martone would not relent, egging on the victim with the taunt, "Why don't you throw the first punch?"

The suspect took the bait and landed a vicious right hook into Martone's chin - and walked off as Martone fell backward and cracked his head on the sidewalk.

not a sucker punch.



Not only that, but he's going to have a decent argument that he was acting in self-defense.
 
2014-07-10 07:34:00 PM  
It's not like he sucker punched the dog.
 
2014-07-10 07:44:16 PM  
Jeff Daniels been smoking crack

s9.postimg.org
 
2014-07-10 07:47:13 PM  
It's a positive sign when this sort of crime gets air time.
 
2014-07-10 07:54:43 PM  

loveblondieo: From his Facebook page-

32 years single male never married, six pack sicker then its ever bin, hair more blonde, eyes more green. Living in Manhattan in the summers and travelling the world in the winters. I thank god that I am in the best shape of my life without a wife and so much opportunities for the future. For all my brothers who still have this life style we are so blessed.

Yep, he's a douche.


The only thing missing is his need to be at the gym in 26 minutes.
 
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