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(Deadspin)   Apparently the Dutch tore Argentinian Javier Mascherano a new one yesterday   (screamer.deadspin.com) divider line 17
    More: Misc, Javier Mascherano, Arjen Robben, ESPN Brazil  
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2014-07-11 12:06:08 AM
Nah, they just tore the old one open a little wider.
 
2014-07-11 12:48:40 AM
File that one under "things I didn't need to know."
 
2014-07-11 01:04:47 AM
Mario Goetze is gonna be marking him, I guess
 
2014-07-11 01:43:07 AM
Well, that was unremarkable.
 
2014-07-11 02:36:26 AM
So he got a preview of how the rest of the Argentine team will feel after the championship match, and how the Brazilians feel already.
 
2014-07-11 04:04:36 AM
I'm never going to look at the flag of Japan the same way again.
 
2014-07-11 04:43:34 AM
The Brazil team called...

img.fark.net
 
2014-07-11 05:43:00 AM
Nobody noticed at the time, because he fell down screaming like he'd been shot, just like everybody does six times per match.
 
2014-07-11 06:46:15 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-11 07:57:49 AM

Dinobot: Mario Goetze is gonna be marking him, I guess


Every time I hear that name, I shudder.
 
2014-07-11 08:39:45 AM
Mascherano was a beast in that match and he literally worked his ass off to keep the dutch from scoring.
 
2014-07-11 08:46:33 AM
Feeling a bit butthurt?
 
2014-07-11 09:08:46 AM
Mascherano better not try any Bronco Busters (link may be NSFW):

http://deadspin.com/x-pac-shares-the-full-story-of-his-torn-anus-and -e merge-461494376
 
2014-07-11 10:33:42 AM

Krustofsky: Mascherano better not try any Bronco Busters (link may be NSFW):

http://deadspin.com/x-pac-shares-the-full-story-of-his-torn-anus-and -e merge-461494376


Came for this, leaving relieved (that it hasn't happened to me)
 
2014-07-11 11:33:01 AM
was this during the game, or afterwards?
 
2014-07-11 08:25:03 PM
TFA:
"'I tore the anus that move. So the pain ', says Mascherano after avoiding Dutch goal." So the pain, indeed.

I think I found Meow said the Dog
 
2014-07-11 09:23:26 PM

uber humper: TFA:
"'I tore the anus that move. So the pain ', says Mascherano after avoiding Dutch goal." So the pain, indeed.

I think I found Meow said the Dog


This.
 
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