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(Some Guy)   So, does anybody have plans for the July 12 Los Angeles earthquake?   (pcmworldnews.com) divider line 87
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2014-07-10 01:08:49 PM  
watching tv feeds, hopefully listening to police/fire dispatches/ realy hoping it does not happen.
 
2014-07-10 01:16:41 PM  
Nebhan does not deny his amateur status as an earthquake researcher, but does feel that his prediction method makes a lot of sense, even if other researchers do not agree.

I don't deny my amateur status as a heart surgeon, but I do feel that my method of removing the heart with a chainsaw makes a lot of sense, even if other doctors do not agree.
 
2014-07-10 01:49:16 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: I don't deny my amateur status as a heart surgeon, but I do feel that my method of removing the heart with a chainsaw makes a lot of sense, even if other doctors do not agree.


It makes sense - the shorter the time on the table, the faster the patient can recover.
 
2014-07-10 02:16:00 PM  
Not helping.
 
2014-07-10 03:09:44 PM  
Sometimes these whack theories pan out.
 
2014-07-10 03:33:20 PM  
I'm quickly fortifying my house so I can defend it from the rampaging hordes of looters that will emerge when they realize they've survived the big one, but now with no water or food, they don't know where to get their next meal.  Moat is almost finished, the boobytraps are set, I've been training the Poodle to go straight for the ankle when threatened (instead of her old habit of licking the persons hand and then rolling over for belly rubs), and I've got enough food and clean water to last a family of 8 for 12 months.  I've also converted all my assets into a currency that will survive any apocalypse, gold and bullets.

You know, now that I look at the calendar and see the 12th is a Saturday, I plan to just sleep in.  Maybe play some GTA Online, and then work on the garden.
 
2014-07-10 04:02:39 PM  
What he needs is someone to colude with to plant a nuke on the nearest fault line, a la Superman II. He looks like a genius, and others can cash in on the new real estate! Bonus: Hollywood falls into the sea.
 
2014-07-10 04:03:14 PM  
collude, that is.
 
2014-07-10 04:12:54 PM  
Actually, yes.  Annual block party on my street.
 
2014-07-10 04:13:39 PM  
Looting. Lots and lots of looting.
 
2014-07-10 04:13:55 PM  
Raise shields.
 
2014-07-10 04:14:26 PM  
Meh, it's a Saturday.  Will anybody notice?
 
2014-07-10 04:15:18 PM  
Otisburg?

OTISBURG!?!?
 
2014-07-10 04:15:49 PM  
This Saturday? Yeah, hopefully I'll be getting my brains farked out. Except I broke up with my BF so I gotta find someone else to do the job for me.
 
2014-07-10 04:16:07 PM  
Drill a hole in the ground, lie down putting your dick in it, and enjoy an earthjob.
 
2014-07-10 04:16:26 PM  
World Cup FailBowl watch party.
 
2014-07-10 04:17:04 PM  
It'll be nice to have a real beach in Vegas.
 
2014-07-10 04:17:52 PM  

Gaylord Fister: Drill a hole in the ground, lie down putting your dick in it, and enjoy an earthjob.


For some reason, this is hysterical. I'm totally LMAO-ing over here. How the hell did you come up with that?
 
2014-07-10 04:18:15 PM  
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.
Learn to swim.
 
2014-07-10 04:18:43 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: so I gotta find someone else to do the job for me.


Uhm, any chance you live in the South of Florida (near me)?
 
2014-07-10 04:19:01 PM  
I was thinking about hitting South Central and checking out their chocolate shakes.

I hear they bring all the boys to the ya...

Or better yet, I hear they still have a Shakey's Pizz....


meh.... nevermind.
 
2014-07-10 04:19:20 PM  
Is it this guy?


b.vimeocdn.com
 
2014-07-10 04:19:29 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: This Saturday? Yeah, hopefully I'll be getting my brains farked out. Except I broke up with my BF so I gotta find someone else to do the job for me.


SOMEone needs a Fark party. and FAST.
 
2014-07-10 04:19:57 PM  
Has "Project Destiny" succeeded?
 
2014-07-10 04:20:57 PM  

learn2fly: Is it this guy?

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I love that crazy Canuck.
 
2014-07-10 04:21:52 PM  

JoieD'Zen: Sometimes these whack theories pan out.


Every night someone somewhere dreams of an airplane crash. Every morning, I have a presentiment that an anvil or safe is going to fall off the Acme Building and make me see stars.
 
2014-07-10 04:22:35 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: This Saturday? Yeah, hopefully I'll be getting my brains farked out. Except I broke up with my BF so I gotta find someone else to do the job for me.


I'm sure you'll find no shortage of farkers willing to help you out with that.
 
2014-07-10 04:22:36 PM  
I'm gonna be masturbating in the street wearing a rainbow afro wig and a gimp mask, but if there's an earthquake, maybe I should postpone it.
 
2014-07-10 04:22:43 PM  
Jokes on you ...

This Tool has been taking swimming lessons.

Bring it.
 
2014-07-10 04:23:55 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: This Saturday? Yeah, hopefully I'll be getting my brains farked out. Except I broke up with my BF so I gotta find someone else to do the job for me.


Dibs.
 
2014-07-10 04:24:03 PM  
sacking, looting and then burn.  Freaking Olaf did the burning first during the previous quake, and we got absolutely nothing for all our troubles.
 
2014-07-10 04:24:16 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: This Saturday? Yeah, hopefully I'll be getting my brains farked out. Except I broke up with my BF so I gotta find someone else to do the job for me.


i'm booked in the morning, but i could fark you mid day for a few hours.
 
2014-07-10 04:27:30 PM  
The question is:  Has he made a prediction in the past that has come true?
 
2014-07-10 04:27:48 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: This Saturday? Yeah, hopefully I'll be getting my brains farked out. Except I broke up with my BF so I gotta find someone else to do the job for me.


How YOU doin'?
 
2014-07-10 04:28:43 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: This Saturday? Yeah, hopefully I'll be getting my brains farked out. Except I broke up with my BF so I gotta find someone else to do the job for me.


I'd like to help you with that, lady, but I gotta be at the gin in 26 minutes.
 
2014-07-10 04:29:37 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: This Saturday? Yeah, hopefully I'll be getting my brains farked out. Except I broke up with my BF so I gotta find someone else to do the job for me.


This post will not backfire in the worst possible way.
 
2014-07-10 04:30:09 PM  

mercator_psi: learn2fly: Is it this guy?

[b.vimeocdn.com image 640x363]

I love that crazy Canuck.


Ya, TopKek.
 
2014-07-10 04:30:21 PM  
He lists several key indicators such as conjoined lunar and solar gravitational tides...

OK, those can cause issues, maybe you have a new angle on the whole thing? As long as it isn't basically astrology, right?

...and other astronomical events.

Fark...
 
2014-07-10 04:32:11 PM  
Hiding under a car??

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2014-07-10 04:34:06 PM  
I'll be thanking Obama for the earthquake
 
2014-07-10 04:34:13 PM  
Callback!
 
2014-07-10 04:35:46 PM  

asciibaron: unfarkingbelievable: This Saturday? Yeah, hopefully I'll be getting my brains farked out. Except I broke up with my BF so I gotta find someone else to do the job for me.

i'm booked in the morning, but i could fark you mid day for a few hours.


I'm free in the morning, so that could work out for her.
 
2014-07-10 04:37:05 PM  
I'm not worried.  My daughter has been playing minecraft in survival mode so I think she knows everything we need to do in order to get through those first couple days.

/first you punch a cow to death
 
2014-07-10 04:38:43 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: This Saturday? Yeah, hopefully I'll be getting my brains farked out. Except I broke up with my BF so I gotta find someone else to do the job for me.


I'm curious, what made you think that posting something like that on Fark would be a good idea?
 
2014-07-10 04:40:18 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Nebhan does not deny his amateur status as an earthquake researcher, but does feel that his prediction method makes a lot of sense, even if other researchers do not agree.


Well, see, that's where his credibility falls apart.  At the risk of stating the obvious...


He seemed like he had some pretty good ideas, incorporating things like lunar tides, planetary positions, and other factors that could indeed have an effect on tectonic activity on the planet.  But here's the thing...  All those actual, educated researchers are also taking those factors into account when they make their predictions.  The reason people are more apt to listen to actual, educated researchers is because they generally have a reputation for doing real research.  It would be rather difficult to find some yahoo out there that stumbled onto something those people totally overlooked.

That's not to say his prediction isn't correct.  It might start raining outside right now.  It might.  My prediction may be right on.  But If it actually happens, it doesn't make me a meteoroligist.
 
2014-07-10 04:41:05 PM  

JohnCarter: Hiding under a car??

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My friend was the special effects guy that shook the pool table in the bar scene with George Kennedy in that movie.
csb

Anyhow if it is like the Northridge quake, I will be working overtime lots and lots of overtime.
 
2014-07-10 04:49:11 PM  
I'm going to see Guided by Voices in Boston that night.
 
2014-07-10 04:51:13 PM  

shda5582: unfarkingbelievable: This Saturday? Yeah, hopefully I'll be getting my brains farked out. Except I broke up with my BF so I gotta find someone else to do the job for me.

I'm curious, what made you think that posting something like that on Fark would be a good idea?


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2014-07-10 04:51:57 PM  
Watching the World Superbike races at Laguna Seca. Should be loud enough that I won't notice any earthquakes.
 
2014-07-10 04:52:16 PM  
Lashing down my plastic lawn furniture.

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