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(CrushPlate)   Woman stops to take photo of a sweet little deer hanging out in front of a liquor store and fails to notice its scabby little head and the cute green foam frothing from its mouth   (crushplate.com) divider line 23
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2014-07-10 07:22:31 PM  
6 votes:

skinink: Do! A deer, a rabid deer.


Indeed, the woman should have run fa away.
Ant
2014-07-10 07:11:09 PM  
3 votes:

Bit'O'Gristle: Was working security at a local earth moving machinery testing facility, when someone called the office and said there was a raccoon wandering around in circles by one of the bay doors. I went out there, and sure enough, poor little bugger was poisoned and walking in staggering circles, occasionally tipping over. I waved at my buddy on the bulldozer, and he drove it over and squished him like a bug. Best thing for him really, his therapy was going nowhere.



That reminds me of my own CSB:

I was working at a company that built yachts, and one day my coworker found a mouse who wasn't doing so hot. It was limping around and looked like it might have a broken back or something, so my coworker decides he's going to put the poor little mouse out of his misery by exposing the mouse to carbon monoxide, because he's heard that it's a pretty peaceful way to die. So the guy wraps the mouse in a rag, and places it in the exhaust pipe of the crane we use to lift boat mold pieces, then he gets inside the crane and revs up the engine to make a lot of exhaust so the mouse will drift off to sleep and be put out of its misery.

Except that's not what happened.

As soon as he revved the engine, the mouse shot all the way across the shop and hit the opposite wall. It was still alive (and in even worse shape) when he went over to get it.
2014-07-10 07:08:53 PM  
3 votes:
Everyone above me is missing the point. When was the last time you saw an article end with:

And so the zombie apocalypse begins.
2014-07-10 06:46:03 PM  
3 votes:
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2014-07-10 04:02:34 PM  
3 votes:
thespotlightzone.com
2014-07-10 09:29:26 PM  
2 votes:

Repo Man: Ex-Texan: Anybody remember "Foamy", the rabid gog on "The Appletons?"
National Lampoon reference.

Well, yes, but Foamy was from B.K. Taylor's other strip - Timberland Tales! He was Maurice's dog.

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I came here to say the dumbass tag was a little harsh, and instead I find fans of the great B.K. Taylor! That's a good omen if I ever saw one!

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2014-07-10 08:53:30 PM  
2 votes:

skinink: Do! A deer, a rabid deer.


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2014-07-10 07:55:04 PM  
2 votes:

Resident Muslim: skinink: Do! A deer, a rabid deer.

Indeed, the woman should have run fa away.


If that was mi, I wouldn't have even gotten close in the first place.
2014-07-10 07:45:56 PM  
2 votes:

Ant: Bit'O'Gristle: Was working security at a local earth moving machinery testing facility, when someone called the office and said there was a raccoon wandering around in circles by one of the bay doors. I went out there, and sure enough, poor little bugger was poisoned and walking in staggering circles, occasionally tipping over. I waved at my buddy on the bulldozer, and he drove it over and squished him like a bug. Best thing for him really, his therapy was going nowhere.


That reminds me of my own CSB:

I was working at a company that built yachts, and one day my coworker found a mouse who wasn't doing so hot. It was limping around and looked like it might have a broken back or something, so my coworker decides he's going to put the poor little mouse out of his misery by exposing the mouse to carbon monoxide, because he's heard that it's a pretty peaceful way to die. So the guy wraps the mouse in a rag, and places it in the exhaust pipe of the crane we use to lift boat mold pieces, then he gets inside the crane and revs up the engine to make a lot of exhaust so the mouse will drift off to sleep and be put out of its misery.

Except that's not what happened.

As soon as he revved the engine, the mouse shot all the way across the shop and hit the opposite wall. It was still alive (and in even worse shape) when he went over to get it.


I misread that as "moose" and was trying to figure out how your friend shot a moose all the way across the shop.
2014-07-10 07:40:55 PM  
2 votes:

lostcat: don't use "who" with animals


check your sapient privilege, human
2014-07-10 07:27:47 PM  
2 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: Who would win in a fight between Cujo and Old Yellar?


a gun?
2014-07-10 07:15:25 PM  
2 votes:
Do! A deer, a rabid deer.
2014-07-10 06:51:25 PM  
2 votes:
once they have to start bumming alcohol, they're too far gone.
2014-07-10 06:46:34 PM  
2 votes:
How did it keep the bucket on its head?
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2014-07-11 03:22:03 AM  
1 votes:

Ex-Texan: Anybody remember "Foamy", the rabid gog on "The Appletons?"
National Lampoon reference.


Aww... got excited when I saw that name. was thinking foamy the squirrel.
2014-07-10 11:49:59 PM  
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: lostcat: WTF is "CrushPlate"?

A blog where people pretend to be journalists by copying articles, and then linking to the article they are copying halfway through their own, poorly written version?

I loved the awkwardly written, "they tied the deer up who died before the PA Game Commission arrived," which is a link to the article:
http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2014/07/09/deer-foaming-from-mouth-at ta cks-woman/

Also, please don't use "who" with animals. Who is a pronoun reserved for humans (and any other beings capable of reasoning).

Well, that's going to eliminate a lot of so-called humans, including most of those dingalings in Congress, right?


I'm pretty sure my cats are capable of reasoning a tag team attack on any food left on the counter. Fourth of July cookout, I walk in the back door, hear a 'plunk' as the smart one hits the floor, and the OTHER one comes slinking around the counter because he's always set up to be the fall guy.

So yeah, I'll probably use 'who' when referring to those crafty little bastards.
2014-07-10 08:55:34 PM  
1 votes:
Was it coming right at her?
Cuz when they're rabid they come right at ya.

Right. At. Ya.
2014-07-10 08:04:38 PM  
1 votes:

Giltric: Too bad people dont carry bottles of water Spiders everywhere they go any more. Rabid animals have aquaArachnophobia.

2014-07-10 07:14:38 PM  
1 votes:

Giltric: Rabid animals have aquaphobia.


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2014-07-10 07:04:08 PM  
1 votes:
Anybody remember "Foamy", the rabid gog on "The Appletons?"
National Lampoon reference.
2014-07-10 06:50:40 PM  
1 votes:
Too bad people dont carry bottles of water everywhere they go any more. Rabid animals have aquaphobia.
2014-07-10 06:45:26 PM  
1 votes:
Deer bites can be nasti
2014-07-10 04:57:38 PM  
1 votes:
Who would win in a fight between Cujo and Old Yellar?
 
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