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(CrushPlate)   Woman stops to take photo of a sweet little deer hanging out in front of a liquor store and fails to notice its scabby little head and the cute green foam frothing from its mouth   (crushplate.com) divider line 6
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2014-07-10 07:08:53 PM  
3 votes:
Everyone above me is missing the point. When was the last time you saw an article end with:

And so the zombie apocalypse begins.
2014-07-10 07:09:59 PM  
2 votes:

Giltric: Too bad people dont carry bottles of water everywhere they go any more. Rabid animals have aquaphobia.


Or even hydrophobia.
2014-07-10 11:49:59 PM  
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: lostcat: WTF is "CrushPlate"?

A blog where people pretend to be journalists by copying articles, and then linking to the article they are copying halfway through their own, poorly written version?

I loved the awkwardly written, "they tied the deer up who died before the PA Game Commission arrived," which is a link to the article:
http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2014/07/09/deer-foaming-from-mouth-at ta cks-woman/

Also, please don't use "who" with animals. Who is a pronoun reserved for humans (and any other beings capable of reasoning).

Well, that's going to eliminate a lot of so-called humans, including most of those dingalings in Congress, right?


I'm pretty sure my cats are capable of reasoning a tag team attack on any food left on the counter. Fourth of July cookout, I walk in the back door, hear a 'plunk' as the smart one hits the floor, and the OTHER one comes slinking around the counter because he's always set up to be the fall guy.

So yeah, I'll probably use 'who' when referring to those crafty little bastards.
2014-07-10 07:27:47 PM  
1 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: Who would win in a fight between Cujo and Old Yellar?


a gun?
2014-07-10 07:11:17 PM  
1 votes:
WTF is "CrushPlate"?

A blog where people pretend to be journalists by copying articles, and then linking to the article they are copying halfway through their own, poorly written version?

I loved the awkwardly written, "they tied the deer up who died before the PA Game Commission arrived," which is a link to the article:
http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2014/07/09/deer-foaming-from-mouth-at ta cks-woman/

Also, please don't use "who" with animals. Who is a pronoun reserved for humans (and any other beings capable of reasoning).
2014-07-10 06:49:47 PM  
1 votes:
Was working security at a local earth moving machinery testing facility, when someone called the office and said there was a raccoon wandering around in circles by one of the bay doors. I went out there, and sure enough, poor little bugger was poisoned and walking in staggering circles, occasionally tipping over. I waved at my buddy on the bulldozer, and he drove it over and squished him like a bug. Best thing for him really, his therapy was going nowhere.
 
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