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(News 13 Orlando)   Woman on heroin makes pit stop to do naked yoga in middle of road, or as it's known in Florida, Wednesday   (mynews13.com ) divider line
    More: Florida, Ocala, Michele Cernak, heroin, drug paraphernalia  
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2014-07-10 04:09:01 PM  

www.reallyfree.org

 
2014-07-10 06:35:19 PM  
Thread is useless withou... oh wait, junkie? Likely covered in tattoos and open sores. Never mind.
 
2014-07-10 06:35:25 PM  
The last thing I want to see is a heroin addict doing naked yoga.
 
2014-07-10 06:37:06 PM  
That sort of loony behavior is an unusual reaction to smack. It usually calms people down, and makes them lethargic and retiring. She sounds like a real fun gal.
 
2014-07-10 06:38:39 PM  
I'm sure it seemed perfectly reasonable at the time.
 
2014-07-10 06:48:47 PM  
51-year-old Michele Rene

Don't even need pics. Pedobear would pass over her grandkids.

I doubt those naked squats in the road had anything to do with yoga....
 
2014-07-10 06:48:49 PM  
For 51, she looks really good. However, since he's a heroin junkie, you definitely don't want
 
2014-07-10 06:52:56 PM  
So glad I escaped the shiathole known as Florida
 
2014-07-10 06:55:31 PM  

Is it me, is heroin threatening to overtake meth in the wacky shenanigans department?

I could be wrong, but I think meth needs to step up its game.  And not just in Florida, either.

static.guim.co.uk


Seriously, though-- does anybody have info on the change in heroin street prices over the last few years? I suspect the price is significantly down as a result of our glorious effort to bring democracy and free enterprise to Afghanistan.

I could be wrong, though.


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And here's a video on how to mow your yard on PCP:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxee1uO3hTE
 
2014-07-10 07:10:42 PM  
Gee, at least she looks really happy. For now.
 
2014-07-10 07:26:04 PM  
The CIA operation KETCHUP-MUSTARD is succeeding!

/She owns that road!
 
2014-07-10 07:26:40 PM  
They have a pic in the article.  I saw it first and thought, kinda average, maybe after a few beers and THEN they showed the age.

Wow.  Not bad for a 51 year old.
 
2014-07-10 07:43:14 PM  
What dancing on heroin might look like
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-07-10 08:36:33 PM  
Damnit, Mom! What have I told you about the nude heroin yoga??
 
2014-07-10 08:59:32 PM  

WhoGAS: They have a pic in the article.  I saw it first and thought, kinda average, maybe after a few beers and THEN they showed the age.

Wow.  Not bad for a 51 year old.


Heroin is an unlikely preservative.
 
2014-07-10 09:07:28 PM  
And you want to legalize drugs...!  Punishment is needed for crackheads
 
2014-07-10 11:23:28 PM  

Warmnight: And you want to legalize drugs...!  Punishment is needed for crackheads


Heroin and crack are different drugs.
 
2014-07-10 11:24:37 PM  

DreamyAltarBoy: WhoGAS: They have a pic in the article.  I saw it first and thought, kinda average, maybe after a few beers and THEN they showed the age.

Wow.  Not bad for a 51 year old.

Heroin is an unlikely preservative.


I seen Heroin and I had to suddenly re-read the article and see the photo, yeah from Texas that would explain why its not meth. I can't recall the last person I ran into that did Heroin, usually its a meth fueled rampage or Ice. I live next to a trailer park that has a few Ice users, one of the village idiots next door actually scrapped off all the paint from inside his trailer while on a binge one day. I would say a good third of the double wide had its paint chipped away by fingers.....
 
2014-07-11 12:32:39 AM  

Misconduc: DreamyAltarBoy: WhoGAS: They have a pic in the article.  I saw it first and thought, kinda average, maybe after a few beers and THEN they showed the age.

Wow.  Not bad for a 51 year old.

Heroin is an unlikely preservative.

I seen Heroin and I had to suddenly re-read the article and see the photo, yeah from Texas that would explain why its not meth. I can't recall the last person I ran into that did Heroin, usually its a meth fueled rampage or Ice. I live next to a trailer park that has a few Ice users, one of the village idiots next door actually scrapped off all the paint from inside his trailer while on a binge one day. I would say a good third of the double wide had its paint chipped away by fingers.....


I was offered heroin this past Saturday up in S.J. by a rather trashed out looking stripper, but I don't need any new hobbies. Usually it's meth with the strippers.
 
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