ArkAngel: Somehow I doubt this drink I've never heard of until now has $250 billion in sales
jaytkay: It's got what tumors crave.
ZMugg: A "Makes you invisible1 and immune to sharks2" campaign could still work.1= To women2= With frikken lazer beam on their heads.
RoyHobbs22: Peruvian Corn Punch sounds like an entry from the Urban Dictionary
Sim Tree: Can't read article; tells me to login if I have a subscription. :/
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