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2014-07-10 10:39:24 AM
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2014-07-10 10:56:12 AM
I can to be President. My mommy said so!
 
2014-07-10 10:57:44 AM
"And then I said 'I don't see any horns on you, Governor'"
 
2014-07-10 11:12:25 AM
"I want to unleash the SBD" was supposed to stand for Secure Border Detail but little stinky Ricky took it literally, and ended up sharting himself!!!
 
2014-07-10 11:37:09 AM
"So what was that third thing you wanted to talk about Rick?"
 
2014-07-10 12:08:46 PM
Woman to the right of Perry:  Its alright, Governor.  I fall for the "Assphinctersezwot" gag all the time.

(Now voting enabled)
 
2014-07-10 12:25:47 PM
[Perry's thought bubble]: "Who the hell invited that biatch sitting across from me to this meeting?  Well, whoever invited her is gettin' fired, 'cause Executive Order 04-514 requires that I always be the person with the best hair in every photo op!"
 
2014-07-11 12:44:42 AM
Why did Glenn Beck give everyone a teddy bear but me?
 
2014-07-11 06:06:06 AM
"So what if the 'blah' guy can count to three?  Showoff!"
 
2014-07-11 06:06:57 AM
"I didn't give Obama a water, and he doesn't even care. Epic.Prank. RUINED!."
 
2014-07-11 06:07:07 AM
'Well, *I* thought it was a good idea...'
 
2014-07-11 06:24:20 AM
Thought Bubble:

"Uhhg, this meeting has been going on for 3 hours! How much longer do I have to fake being upset to pretend like I give a shiat about the Texas border?"
 
2014-07-11 06:28:02 AM
Thought Bubble:

"Uhhg, this meeting has been going on for 3 hours! How much longer do I have to pretend I give a #&$% about the Texas border?"
 
2014-07-11 06:35:54 AM
"Pictured: Politicians and one random guy in a suit who has seen some shiat."
 
2014-07-11 06:48:04 AM
Perry: "Back in my day, 'Messicans didn't HAVE to swim across the Rio Grande to get to Texas.  That's just how we got them to bathe and that's the way it was and we LIKED IT!"

Obama: {guffaws} {Oh, crap.  They took a picture of me laughing.... I am so screwed.}

Gentleman to his right:  "Jeezus Christ, Mr. President..."

Gentleman across from him: {Dude.  Not cool.}

Lady across from Perry: "Cute, Rick.  Do you suck your Mom's cawk with that mouth?"

Guy to the extreme right: "Whoa!  I'm outtie!  Smell ya' later!"
 
2014-07-11 07:06:28 AM
"Why does everyone like him better than me?  I hate sitting with the cool kids..."
 
2014-07-11 07:28:51 AM
No one thinks I look like Bryan Cranston
 
2014-07-11 07:30:28 AM
Quit telling me to sing "Anyway You Want It" and then segue in to "Lights" Mr. President.
 
2014-07-11 07:32:00 AM
I say we take another lunch vote.  The ham and pineapple pizza people are not being full represented at this table.
 
2014-07-11 07:32:53 AM
If I brought him to my ranch, he wouldn't be laughing.
 
2014-07-11 07:37:33 AM
It wasn't fair.  I got in line right behind the President.  And he told me to pass the slices of cake down.  When it finally came my turn, there wasn't any cake left.  The ratio of people to cake was too low.
 
2014-07-11 07:39:45 AM
I was told there'd be a cute horsey-headed guy at the meeting.  Crap.
 
2014-07-11 07:43:59 AM
Show him the map again, Mr. President.  See?  Canada is a foreign country.  Does the senator from Manitoba object?  Oh, right.  There is no senator from Manitoba, Rick.  They have Prime Ministers.  No, Rick.  Prime Ministers do not transform in to K cars.
 
2014-07-11 07:44:37 AM
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2014-07-11 07:59:55 AM
I'm giving them amnesty and there is nothing you can do about it, muhahahaha.
 
2014-07-11 08:07:13 AM
"And for my next impression, Mr. President, I'd like to do a little thing I call 'Grumpy Cat'.  Ahem...'Good'."
 
2014-07-11 08:13:39 AM
But I wanted sit next to the Texas flag.
 
2014-07-11 08:25:21 AM
Sure, I called the situation a "humanitarian crisis".  But that doesn't mean I am actually going to go down to the border to observe the situation in person.
 
2014-07-11 08:26:53 AM
"Get a load of that goofball Perry!  He thinks those glasses make him look smart!"
 
2014-07-11 08:34:05 AM
Pres. Obama: 'Are you sure they're illegal, Governor? Have you seen their birth certificates?'
 
2014-07-11 08:35:14 AM
He's thinking one word, over and over: the name of the old family ranch.
 
2014-07-11 08:51:02 AM
Mr President.
We have an unprecedented crisis on our border. Hundreds of thousand of illegal minors, gang bangers and possible terrorists are overwhelming the border. Disease is rampant from scabies to TB and other infectious diseases.
The Border Patrol is stretched to the breaking point. The court system cannot handle the situation. Citizens are beginning to riot to prevent these illegals from being placed in their cities and towns.
WHY THE F*** ARE YOU LAUGHING?

"By failing to take immediate action to return these minors to their countries of origin and prevent and discourage others from coming here, the federal government is perpetuating the problem," Perry wrote to Obama in May 2012. "Inaction encourages other minors to place themselves in extremely dangerous situations. ... Every day of delay risks more lives. Every child allowed to remain encourages hundreds more to attempt the journey."  Maybe that is why Perry isn't laughing.

The number of unaccompanied children at the border, which was 5,200 in 2012, has shot up to more than 52,000 this year. Maybe that is why Perry isn't laughing.

Perry believes the security of our borders isn't a joke.  Maybe that is why Perry isn't laughing.
 
2014-07-11 09:02:27 AM
If I could have remembered that third government agency to shutdown I would driving this show.
 
2014-07-11 09:09:23 AM
 "Hey, I happen to LIKE that one guy's multiple comments in the Fark caption thread! They're ignorant, they're trollish, and they're... they're... Oh shiat, not again. Oops."
 
2014-07-11 09:24:03 AM
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2014-07-11 09:24:32 AM
Pres. Obama:  Derper sez 'what'?

Perry: wot?

Pres. Obama:  oh damn, that just never gets old, does it?
 
2014-07-11 09:28:26 AM
Thought bubble: "What's wrong with eating library paste?"
 
2014-07-11 09:51:28 AM
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// Now with voting
 
2014-07-11 10:20:15 AM

Flatus: ManateeGag: I can to be President. My mommy said so!

Can't spell "too," makes fun of other people.


Makes a big deal out of something insignificant, must be Republican.
 
2014-07-11 10:26:49 AM
Who let a woman out the kitchen?
 
2014-07-11 10:33:07 AM

SlothB77: The more people that see this photo, the better.  I think its great.

Out of control illegal immigration?


Not Obama's fault.

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We have surrendered Iraq to ISIS?


A war Bush started with false information and pretenses. He also signed the order for withdrawal. Obama only inherited it and followed through on the withdrawal.

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Veterans dying waiting for care from the VA?


Republicans voted against bills that would have improved care for veterans. Dems voted for them.

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IRS targeting conservatives then destroying the evidence?


They also targeted non-conservative groups, and there's no proof that evidence was willfully destroyed.

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Obamacare websites not working after wasting hundreds of millions of taxpayer dollars?


Millions now have healthcare that they could not get before and you want to harp on about the website?

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We bailed out GM, even though they were knowingly selling rolling death traps?


One has nothing to do with the other.

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Record numbers of people not working and -3.0% growth?


Really? The latest reports show that unemployment is down and growth is up.

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keep it up.


You didn't mention Benghazi!
 
2014-07-11 10:41:53 AM

SlothB77: Mr President.
We have an unprecedented crisis on our border. Hundreds of thousand of illegal minors, gang bangers and possible terrorists are overwhelming the border. Disease is rampant from scabies to TB and other infectious diseases.
The Border Patrol is stretched to the breaking point. The court system cannot handle the situation. Citizens are beginning to riot to prevent these illegals from being placed in their cities and towns.
WHY THE F*** ARE YOU LAUGHING?

"By failing to take immediate action to return these minors to their countries of origin and prevent and discourage others from coming here, the federal government is perpetuating the problem," Perry wrote to Obama in May 2012. "Inaction encourages other minors to place themselves in extremely dangerous situations. ... Every day of delay risks more lives. Every child allowed to remain encourages hundreds more to attempt the journey."  Maybe that is why Perry isn't laughing.

The number of unaccompanied children at the border, which was 5,200 in 2012, has shot up to more than 52,000 this year. Maybe that is why Perry isn't laughing.

Perry believes the security of our borders isn't a joke.  Maybe that is why Perry isn't laughing.


Actually, dumbass, Obama IS trying to send them back but that requires funding to maintain them while we coordinate with their countries of origin. Republicans are stonewalling. Therefore Republicans are to blame for making this crisis worse.

You really suck at facts, but your determination is adorable. It's like that cartoon image of a little kid swinging his fists against the air while an adult holds him back with one hand on his head.
 
2014-07-11 10:52:40 AM
Guy speaking to Obama : He thinks the glasses make him smarter!
 
2014-07-11 12:01:23 PM
Thats when your wife rolled over and said "That why I voted for you".
 
2014-07-11 12:06:52 PM
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2014-07-11 12:12:20 PM
Hulk sad.

(Now with voting goodness)
 
2014-07-11 01:29:39 PM
Deep down, the Governor knew that it was no innocent slip of the tongue. The President meant to refer to him as "Prick Rerry" every single time.
 
2014-07-11 07:07:30 PM
Rick Perry: "Me Bizzaro Obama. Come visit me at Honky Ass."
 
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