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(Vox)   Bicycle Face. Don't let it happen to you   (vox.com ) divider line
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1659 clicks; posted to Sports » on 10 Jul 2014 at 1:51 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-07-10 10:26:36 AM  
www.polyvore.com

Tell me about it! Who'd want to be a face card anyway
 
2014-07-10 01:10:11 PM  
Elsewhere, others said the condition was "characterized by a hard, clenched jaw and bulging eyes."

That goes away seconds after you cut them off. The grin on your face lasts much longer.
 
2014-07-10 01:41:28 PM  
Better than "Bicycle balls". Just ask Lance...
 
2014-07-10 02:00:51 PM  
I probably have it, considering how many times chicks have used my face as one...

Hey-oh.
 
2014-07-10 02:14:44 PM  

gopher321: Better than "Bicycle balls". Just ask Lance...

Minor correction

 
2014-07-10 02:19:28 PM  
Sounds like the same doctors who came up with restless leg syndrome and chronic fatigue syndrome and...
 
2014-07-10 02:21:09 PM  
Is this related to biatchy Resting Face?
 
2014-07-10 02:26:44 PM  
Tommy Voekler makes the best bicycle faces.
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2014-07-10 02:46:48 PM  
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2014-07-10 02:47:26 PM  
There were some pretty great bike faces after yesterdays TdF stage. You just had to scrape away the mud to see them.
 
2014-07-10 03:14:04 PM  
Is a bicycle face related to a bicycle smile?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bicycle%20smile
 
2014-07-10 03:44:02 PM  

Awesome bicycle faces...



www.cyclinghalloffame.com
 
2014-07-10 03:55:01 PM  
How about Bicycle Lung?

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2014-07-10 03:57:46 PM  
i199.photobucket.com

\a little something I cooked up forever ago
\\no idea why, but it works for this thread at least
 
2014-07-10 04:04:39 PM  

Mikey1969: How about Bicycle Lung?

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Two things...
1- I would love to find water bottle cages like that
2- a couple of guys were lighting cigars (or at least attempting to) on the ride into Paris last year. Same road as that picture. Some things never change.
 
2014-07-10 04:14:18 PM  

crotchgrabber: Mikey1969: How about Bicycle Lung?

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Two things...
1- I would love to find water bottle cages like that
2- a couple of guys were lighting cigars (or at least attempting to) on the ride into Paris last year. Same road as that picture. Some things never change.


There's a restaurant that has this in the bathroom, I am always amazed at how little has really changed in bike design after all of this time. Hell, they even have quick release rims.
And yeah, those cages are pretty tight, wonder why they aren't still making them, or at least an updated version.
 
2014-07-10 05:32:59 PM  
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2014-07-10 06:20:55 PM  
Bicycles also causes fat bottomed girls, though they make the rockin' world go 'round.
 
2014-07-10 06:58:52 PM  
i306.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-10 08:26:52 PM  
Runner's face is a thing and I'd imagine it affects women more than men since women tend to have thinner skin

http://www.runnersworld.com/fun/do-you-suffer-from-runners-face
 
2014-07-10 09:34:54 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Is this related to biatchy Resting Face?


Or smug douchebag face.

fark cyclists, get off the road slow asshole.
 
2014-07-10 09:57:24 PM  

steamingpile: fark cyclists, get off the road slow asshole.


Happy to. So can I get that $10,000 for a used car from you now, or should I just tell the dealership to send you the bill?
 
2014-07-10 11:16:47 PM  

steamingpile: Wellon Dowd: Is this related to biatchy Resting Face?

Or smug douchebag face.

fark cyclists, get off the road slow asshole.


Jesus, that took a while.
 
2014-07-11 12:00:15 PM  

rumpelstiltskin: Elsewhere, others said the condition was "characterized by a hard, clenched jaw and bulging eyes."

That goes away seconds after you cut them off. The grin on your face lasts much longer.


I bet you think "rolling coal" is funny, too.  Sorry about your car penis.
 
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