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(New York Daily News)   Mass murderer, Neckbeard the Hutt, apprehended on his way to kill, and evidently eat, more relatives   (nydailynews.com) divider line 100
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2014-07-10 11:31:22 AM  
Okay, this naming convention stands. I only wish he'd been knighted first, so that he could be Sir Neckbeard the Hutt.
 
2014-07-10 12:50:55 PM  

SmackLT: Sir Neckbeard the Hutt.


Mongo/Bargon wan chee kospah ooh, m'lady
 
2014-07-10 12:55:42 PM  
Commas, the abuse thereof, can be very confusing, when abused.
 
2014-07-10 01:00:21 PM  
Who the living F*CK would buy real estate from that guy?
 
2014-07-10 01:01:09 PM  

James!: Commas, the abuse thereof, can be very confusing, when abused.


It confuses me how, in the United States of America, the further south one goes, the fatter people become. One would think that they would have a propensity toward slimness, as all that fat means more insulation, which means more heat retention.
 
2014-07-10 01:01:27 PM  

thamike: Who the living F*CK would buy real estate from that guy?


One of the victims was a real estate agent, not the suspect.
 
2014-07-10 01:01:55 PM  
Reginald, can you make flowers on me now?
 
2014-07-10 01:02:46 PM  

Feepit: James!: Commas, the abuse thereof, can be very confusing, when abused.

It confuses me how, in the United States of America, the further south one goes, the fatter people become. One would think that they would have a propensity toward slimness, as all that fat means more insulation, which means more heat retention.


You move from one air conditioned place to another and pretty much don't go outside during the summer months.
 
2014-07-10 01:03:13 PM  

SmackLT: Sir Neckbeard the Hutt


You're forgetting, this is the south. That's "Sir Neckbeard Lee Hutt".

Gotta get the "Lee" in there somehow.  Remarkable how many have "Ray", "Wayne" or "Lee" in there.
 
2014-07-10 01:04:29 PM  

James!: Commas, the abuse thereof, can be very confusing, when abused.


,you,don't,say!?
 
2014-07-10 01:05:08 PM  

unchellmatt: SmackLT: Sir Neckbeard the Hutt

You're forgetting, this is the south. That's "Sir Neckbeard Lee Hutt".

Gotta get the "Lee" in there somehow.  Remarkable how many have "Ray", "Wayne" or "Lee" in there.


Google the Wayne Lee Ray conundrum, if you haven't already.
 
2014-07-10 01:05:34 PM  

Feepit: James!: Commas, the abuse thereof, can be very confusing, when abused.

It confuses me how, in the United States of America, the further south one goes, the fatter people become. One would think that they would have a propensity toward slimness, as all that fat means more insulation, which means more heat retention.


GMO corn.
 
2014-07-10 01:05:48 PM  
Is it really that hard to just let things go and move on?
 
2014-07-10 01:06:27 PM  
The Tao of Ronald
 
2014-07-10 01:07:00 PM  
The shooting was "obviously a domestic situation that went south,"

Obviously it didn't go to the cultured, and tolerant North.
 
2014-07-10 01:07:10 PM  
This is my neighborhood. So sad.
 
2014-07-10 01:08:21 PM  
Look this is a tragedy, bless their souls, and all that stuff.

However...

That is one souless, psychopathic, mother farker. If you're going to commit a heinous crime, might as well pull out all the stops.
 
2014-07-10 01:09:02 PM  
Obligatory.....

http://www.theonion.com/articles/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nat i on-where-this,36131/">http://www.theonion.com/articles/no-way-to-prev ent-this-says-only-nati on-where-this,36131/
 
2014-07-10 01:09:39 PM  
Not Huttlike enough for the title.
 
2014-07-10 01:12:08 PM  

max_pooper: thamike: Who the living F*CK would buy real estate from that guy?

One of the victims was a real estate agent, not the suspect.


Ah.  I misread.
 
2014-07-10 01:12:23 PM  

Fark like a Barsoomian: Not Huttlike enough for the title.


I'll allow it.  I mean, it's obvious why he didn't try to get away on foot.  His mobility scooter was still in the trunk.
 
2014-07-10 01:15:00 PM  
max_pooper: thamike: Who the living F*CK would buy real estate from that guy?

One of the victims was a real estate agent, not the suspect.


However he did just afford six people the opportunity to each reside in a cozy plot.
 
2014-07-10 01:17:59 PM  
Dear God.  He executed a four year old.  People shoot adults or even teenagers fairly often, but I can't even imagine the mindset needed to shoot a preschooler.  Or, on the other side of it, being tied up and realizing that your whole family was about to die, one by one.
 
2014-07-10 01:20:45 PM  
If he didn't have a gun he would have just killed them with a swimming pool.
 
2014-07-10 01:21:46 PM  
"Haskell allegedly lined up the family members and shot all seven in the back of the head.
Five of the victims died at the scene: Stephen Stay, Katie Stay, a 13-year old boy, and two girls ages 9 and 7. A 4-year-old boy died later at a hospital."


I hope with all my heart he shot the youngest ones first, and that he lives forever with this on his soul. Only anger is keeping me from tears.

And I hope you're happy, gun nuts, that this guy's Second Amendment rights weren't abridged IN ANY WAY so that he could have all the farking guns he wanted and do this thing to 4, 7, 9 and 13 year old kids. without even breaking a sweat. Jesus Christ if he'd used an axe there would have at least been a chance for those kids.

Time to take em away unless you have a need, a license, a clean bill of mental health and can pass a user test.
 
2014-07-10 01:22:57 PM  
If you're going to be too soon the least you could do is also be funny.
 
2014-07-10 01:24:22 PM  

Splish: If you're going to be too soon the least you could do is also be funny.


Those comments get deleted....

/sad all the same when things like this happen.
 
2014-07-10 01:25:09 PM  
I'm a bit surprised on the restrained the police showed.

Also, if I was being kept from my home for that many hours because the police were wasting that much time trying to talk down a child murdering shiat, I'd just shoot him myself.
 
2014-07-10 01:25:16 PM  
Obviously this guy was an NRA member. If the family had all been NRA members this would never have happened.

Why aren't YOU an NRA member? The psycho killers are! Catch up or DIE!
 
2014-07-10 01:26:14 PM  

willfullyobscure: "Haskell allegedly lined up the family members and shot all seven in the back of the head.
Five of the victims died at the scene: Stephen Stay, Katie Stay, a 13-year old boy, and two girls ages 9 and 7. A 4-year-old boy died later at a hospital."

I hope with all my heart he shot the youngest ones first, and that he lives forever with this on his soul. Only anger is keeping me from tears.

And I hope you're happy, gun nuts, that this guy's Second Amendment rights weren't abridged IN ANY WAY so that he could have all the farking guns he wanted and do this thing to 4, 7, 9 and 13 year old kids. without even breaking a sweat. Jesus Christ if he'd used an axe there would have at least been a chance for those kids.

Time to take em away unless you have a need, a license, a clean bill of mental health and can pass a user test.


Why didnt the husband and wife try to tackle him.

I mean thats a morally superior way of defending yourself as opposed to owning a firearm and shooting him.
 
TWX
2014-07-10 01:26:49 PM  

Born_Again_Bavarian: Obligatory.....

http://www.theonion.com/articles/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nat i on-where-this,36131/">http://www.theonion.com/articles/no-way-to-prev ent-this-says-only-nati on-where-this,36131/


Like 'em or hate 'em, you gotta admit, firearms are a great equalizer. Every frail 90lb waif and 400lb man who snores while he's awake can kill as effectively as someone in the prime of their life...
 
2014-07-10 01:27:54 PM  

willfullyobscure: And I hope you're happy, gun nuts,


On behalf of a non-gun nut, GFY.
 
TWX
2014-07-10 01:30:21 PM  

willfullyobscure: ...so that he could have all the farking guns he wanted and do this thing to 4, 7, 9 and 13 year old kids. without even breaking a sweat.


Oh, I suspect that he broke a sweat. But that was probably from the act tying his shoes before heading over to commit the crime...
 
2014-07-10 01:31:54 PM  

The Muthaship: willfullyobscure: And I hope you're happy, gun nuts,

On behalf of a non-gun nut, GFY.


I think it's only fair that if the gun nuts can be unreasonable at ludicrous speed so can the anti gun nuts...

It's called "finding a common dialog."
 
2014-07-10 01:32:01 PM  
Its Texas, so I'm sure they'll move right to the execution phase.  Fry him.
 
2014-07-10 01:32:27 PM  

TWX: Born_Again_Bavarian: Obligatory.....

http://www.theonion.com/articles/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nat i on-where-this,36131/">http://www.theonion.com/articles/no-way-to-prev ent-this-says-only-nati on-where-this,36131/

Like 'em or hate 'em, you gotta admit, firearms are a great equalizer. Every frail 90lb waif and 400lb man who snores while he's awake can kill as effectively as someone in the prime of their life...


'murica!
 
2014-07-10 01:32:54 PM  

willfullyobscure: And I hope you're happy, gun nuts, that this guy's Second Amendment rights weren't abridged IN ANY WAY so that he could have all the farking guns he wanted and do this thing to 4, 7, 9 and 13 year old kids.


I doubt we are as happy as you are to have some dead kids to push your politics with.
 
2014-07-10 01:34:29 PM  

unchellmatt: SmackLT: Sir Neckbeard the Hutt

You're forgetting, this is the south. That's "Sir Neckbeard Lee Hutt".

Gotta get the "Lee" in there somehow.  Remarkable how many have "Ray", "Wayne" or "Lee" in there.


Way off topic but My mother shares a birthday with Robert E. Lee and, more cooling, with E.A. Poe and Janis Joplin. Anyway, my grandfather wanted to name her Roberta Lee but Grammy objected. Thankfully, Grammy's choice of name won out.

As to Neckbeard, I wonder what broke in his brain. He should have shot himself. Preferably before killing anyone else.
 
2014-07-10 01:35:31 PM  

umad: willfullyobscure: And I hope you're happy, gun nuts, that this guy's Second Amendment rights weren't abridged IN ANY WAY so that he could have all the farking guns he wanted and do this thing to 4, 7, 9 and 13 year old kids.

I doubt we are as happy as you are to have some dead kids to push your politics with.


dead kids, vs the FEAR of dead kids, at least he has some concrete evidence from which to formulate his argument
 
2014-07-10 01:35:36 PM  
He was able to do this because he's desensitized by playing all those first person shooter games where the main objective is to shoot people in the head.  In his sick and twisted mind he was just playing a video game.....

/ducks and runs
 
2014-07-10 01:37:16 PM  
Why is the Daily News article offering me a free month of the WWE channel under this article? Is it trying to pull out all the stereotypes?
 
2014-07-10 01:37:18 PM  

bluorangefyre: Its Texas, so I'm sure they'll move right to the execution phase.  Fry him.


Why not waste him as he was sitting in the car.

Now a trial and appeals is going to cost money.

They could have skipped a couple of steps.....
 
2014-07-10 01:39:33 PM  

TheNewJesus: umad: willfullyobscure: And I hope you're happy, gun nuts, that this guy's Second Amendment rights weren't abridged IN ANY WAY so that he could have all the farking guns he wanted and do this thing to 4, 7, 9 and 13 year old kids.

I doubt we are as happy as you are to have some dead kids to push your politics with.

dead kids, vs the FEAR of dead kids, at least he has some concrete evidence from which to formulate his argument


There is plenty of concrete evidence that guns are used for self-defense too. Just because you idiots plug your ears and shout "LALALALALALALA!" when you see it doesn't make it disappear. All of this is beside the point anyway. He is happy to have kids killed so that he can use it to push his narrative. It is farking disgusting.
 
2014-07-10 01:40:22 PM  

bluorangefyre: Its Texas, so I'm sure they'll move right to the execution phase.  Fry him.



This is a white male we are talking about. He will honored for exercising his 2nd amendment rights.
 
2014-07-10 01:41:33 PM  

bluorangefyre: Its Texas, so I'm sure they'll move right to the execution phase.  Fry him.


Capital Murder charges were filed this morning for the murders of the adults, Katie & Stephen Stay.
 
2014-07-10 01:42:24 PM  
Execution is too good for him.  We really need to legalize torture.  Something slow, painful, horrific.....slicing his balls off one at a time and then skinning him alive with a rusty pen knife....you get the idea.
 
2014-07-10 01:43:26 PM  
The Muthaship:

On behalf of a non-gun nut, GFY.

umad:

I doubt we are as happy as you are to have some dead kids to push your politics with.

Seconded.
 
2014-07-10 01:44:31 PM  
FedEx media relations issued this statement:
"Our heartfelt thoughts and condolences go out to all those involved in this tragic incident. Mr. Haskell formerly provided service for FedEx, but has not done so since January. All further questions related to this investigation should be directed to the authorities."
 
2014-07-10 01:44:46 PM  
This is why I can't hang out with you guys anymore.  F*ck, it's just ridiculous.
 
2014-07-10 01:55:42 PM  
50 comments in and no gun control thread?  Am I on Fark?

I guess the hatred for fatties and neckbeards transcends all here.
 
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