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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   "911, what's your emergency?" "My baby is choking." "Wait, our baby is choking?"   (ajc.com) divider line 8
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2014-07-10 10:49:01 AM  
3 votes:
He found his young son choking on a metal washer

Damn. How big is that kid's mouth?

www.bigfrogmountain.com
2014-07-10 12:27:09 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-07-10 10:58:03 AM  
2 votes:

Tom_Slick: Mercutio74: FTFA: Her 14-month-old son Maverick had been playing in the bedroom while his father moved furniture in the living room. But Kimball soon realized something was wrong

Clearly unfit parents anyhow.  Even if she did save him from choking, they won't be able to save him from the kind of parents that name their kid Maverick.

The Question is, was he named after Tom Cruise, James Garner, Mel Gibson, or Sarah Palin?


Yes.
2014-07-10 12:24:09 PM  
1 votes:
I learned it watching  you mom!

bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com
2014-07-10 11:07:04 AM  
1 votes:
We took a short class on baby CPR and whatnot when our first was coming. I remember practicing the baby-Heimlich (whack on the back), and knocking the head clean off of the practice dummy baby. Fortunately they just gave me a replacement baby.
2014-07-10 10:49:20 AM  
1 votes:
Good for her...

But, I'm not liking "Maverick's" chances over the long haul.
2014-07-10 10:46:39 AM  
1 votes:
It was probably just a pork chop..

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2014-07-10 10:45:30 AM  
1 votes:
Oh I bet the father spends weeks on the couch for this one.
 
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