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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   "911, what's your emergency?" "My baby is choking." "Wait, our baby is choking?"   ( divider line
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8686 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Jul 2014 at 10:41 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-07-10 12:24:09 PM  
1 vote:
I learned it watching  you mom!
2014-07-10 11:25:31 AM  
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thamike: The most disturbing thing is that emergency phone operators are too f*cking retarded to recognize their fiances' voices.

Let's try this again.

You can get hundreds of calls a day. After awhile they all sound similar.
2014-07-10 11:16:40 AM  
1 vote:
My two year old was chocking on an apple, that baby whack on the back really works and when your child is chocking you hit them real hard, hard enough to knock there head off. It scared the hell out of me.
2014-07-10 10:55:01 AM  
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Mercutio74: FTFA: Her 14-month-old son Maverick had been playing in the bedroom while his father moved furniture in the living room. But Kimball soon realized something was wrong

Clearly unfit parents anyhow.  Even if she did save him from choking, they won't be able to save him from the kind of parents that name their kid Maverick.

The Question is, was he named after Tom Cruise, James Garner, Mel Gibson, or Sarah Palin?
2014-07-10 10:49:20 AM  
1 vote:
Good for her...

But, I'm not liking "Maverick's" chances over the long haul.
2014-07-10 09:45:13 AM  
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The one time I actually want to hear a 911 recording, and no audio is available.
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