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(New York Daily News)   It's official: naked young woman who fled police on foot was 'Tripping Balls,' according to police report. With blurry dashcam goodness   (nydailynews.com) divider line 74
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2014-07-10 09:49:34 AM  
Sir, that stolen lemur bit one of your prostitutes right in the face, and she says she can't go to the hospital.
 
2014-07-10 10:28:22 AM  
explosm.net
 
2014-07-10 10:28:36 AM  
Boyfriend seen a few yards away...

kardsunlimited.com
 
2014-07-10 10:30:58 AM  
And I say HAY YEA YEA YEA YEA!
 
2014-07-10 10:33:22 AM  
now that would be a bad trip, you get handcuffed to a gurney
 
2014-07-10 10:33:24 AM  
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-07-10 10:36:36 AM  
She's kindof cute.
 
2014-07-10 10:39:32 AM  
What a naked woman might look like:

wordhavering.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-10 10:39:37 AM  

Headso: now that would be a bad trip, you get handcuffed to a gurney


I'm glad that I've had the experiences I've had, since when my kids have them and freak out, I'll actually know what do to, instead of laying into them at 4am when they stumble home and are trying to peacefully come down from shrooms.

Also, don't mix stimulants and hallucinogens.
 
2014-07-10 10:41:56 AM  
the phrase "trippin balls" always takes me back to that south park episode where they have the school tv programs about dogs and stuff...one of my all-time favorite episodes!
 
2014-07-10 10:43:08 AM  
You know, what she needs is some churchin'!

Where's that preaching guy who was tripping balls yesterday?
 
2014-07-10 10:44:01 AM  
According to the voice of the dispatcher, the reporting officer indicated she was an "Asian female."

I wonder what that cop's Xhamster username is.
 
2014-07-10 10:48:08 AM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: You know, what she needs is some churchin'!

Where's that preaching guy who was tripping balls yesterday?


Also naked.  Let's hope this young lass is a more pleasing naked than he was.  Sadly, the people who get naked in public are usually the ones who should never be naked.
 
2014-07-10 10:59:14 AM  
blogs.orlandoweekly.com

/too bad she looks like Justin Long.
 
2014-07-10 11:01:34 AM  
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-07-10 11:10:08 AM  

grinding_journalist: Also, don't mix stimulants and hallucinogens.


Now someone tells me. Nothing like ruining a perfect acid trip with some cocaine induced paranoia to the extent that five people are arguing about what happened to the $20 bill that was used for the blow.

I mean...I suppose that could have happened to someone, somewhere.
 
2014-07-10 11:13:44 AM  

Bondith: Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: You know, what she needs is some churchin'!

Where's that preaching guy who was tripping balls yesterday?

Also naked.  Let's hope this young lass is a more pleasing naked than he was.  Sadly, the people who get naked in public are usually the ones who should never be naked.


so true... I did have one cute one decide to protest by removing her top in booking. still not sure how that was suppose to work, but wasn't complaining. the rest have been punishment tho.
 
2014-07-10 11:19:51 AM  
I'd let her take a trip on my balls.
 
2014-07-10 11:27:37 AM  
"Always have a 'safey-safe. ' The sofa is a safey-safe. Nothing bad can happen to you on the safey-safe.
Get a safey-safe."

 - R. May
 
2014-07-10 11:27:38 AM  
for the love of god, somebody give that girl a blanket !
 
2014-07-10 11:33:23 AM  

H31N0US: grinding_journalist: Also, don't mix stimulants and hallucinogens.

Now someone tells me. Nothing like ruining a perfect acid trip with some cocaine induced paranoia to the extent that five people are arguing about what happened to the $20 bill that was used for the blow.

I mean...I suppose that could have happened to someone, somewhere.


Oh man. Mine was snow and shrooms- my friend drank enough to pass out, but not before he provided me with the entirety of Futurama to watch because I wasn't going to sleep anytime soon. I didn't know how his setup worked so I didn't know how to change episodes; he set up an autoplay.

First episode: Bender's "God" one, can't remember the name.
Second: Luck of the Fryish
Third: Jurassic Bark

I wanted to die.
 
2014-07-10 11:34:46 AM  
cdn.hark.com

/oblig
 
2014-07-10 11:34:49 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-10 11:38:41 AM  

H31N0US: grinding_journalist: Also, don't mix stimulants and hallucinogens.

Now someone tells me. Nothing like ruining a perfect acid trip with some cocaine induced paranoia to the extent that five people are arguing about what happened to the $20 bill that was used for the blow.

I mean...I suppose that could have happened to someone, somewhere.


Ahhh, yes. Trying to figure out who owes who money for hallucinogens while under the influence of said hallucinogens.
Nobody ever contributes the exact same amount of money. Compound that with the facts that division is required, other debts needs to be considered, certain individuals had less than other people and somebody is suspected of taking a larger share.

/the issue never gets resolved while high but it always gets passionate
 
2014-07-10 11:46:41 AM  
LSD is not a joke. It is a gift from the heavens to be used only with proper care, correct attention to dose, and in the correct set and setting.
 
2014-07-10 11:50:23 AM  

HotLonelyTeenageGirl: LSD is not a joke. It is a gift from the heavens to be used only with proper care, correct attention to dose, and in the correct set and setting.


what exactly is so great about it? honest question.
 
2014-07-10 11:51:13 AM  
That was a good Bust for the cops.
 
2014-07-10 11:52:24 AM  
I can't be the only one who read that headline as "with bushy goodness"
 
2014-07-10 11:54:28 AM  

HotLonelyTeenageGirl: LSD is not a joke. It is a gift from the heavens to be used only with proper care, correct attention to dose, and in the correct set and setting.


This post, combined with that username, reads like the greatest police sting attempt of all time.

ladygeekgirl.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-10 11:59:00 AM  

MassAsster: HotLonelyTeenageGirl: LSD is not a joke. It is a gift from the heavens to be used only with proper care, correct attention to dose, and in the correct set and setting.

what exactly is so great about it? honest question.


Simply put?  The changes in a person's ability to think about things in different ways.  LSD, or most psychedelics for that matter, shift consciousness and the ways people think about things  That experience carries over into daily life.  For example, Crick's visualization of the double-helix of DNA happened on LSD.  Without the shift in thinking, the discovery likely would have taken longer.
 
2014-07-10 12:04:38 PM  

question_dj: MassAsster: HotLonelyTeenageGirl: LSD is not a joke. It is a gift from the heavens to be used only with proper care, correct attention to dose, and in the correct set and setting.

what exactly is so great about it? honest question.

Simply put?  The changes in a person's ability to think about things in different ways.  LSD, or most psychedelics for that matter, shift consciousness and the ways people think about things  That experience carries over into daily life.  For example, Crick's visualization of the double-helix of DNA happened on LSD.  Without the shift in thinking, the discovery likely would have taken longer.


Good point. That shift in insight stays with you too. It's like your perception filter gains additional prisms allowing multiple ways of looking at something. Like it's always been there but just outside of the conscious ability to access the way of thinking.
 
2014-07-10 12:06:12 PM  

Ethertap: I can't be the only one who read that headline as "with bushy goodness"


It's a amplifier that alters your perceptions and makes you see everything and feel things differently and more intensely. Combined with sex and love and art it is incredible, even life changing. However it also amplifies negative emotions and experiences, so in the wrong setting or state of mind it can be horrifying.
 
2014-07-10 12:12:26 PM  
www.slappytickle.com
 
2014-07-10 12:22:26 PM  

MassAsster: HotLonelyTeenageGirl: LSD is not a joke. It is a gift from the heavens to be used only with proper care, correct attention to dose, and in the correct set and setting.

what exactly is so great about it? honest question.


1. Best value for your drug dollar. 5 bucks for 8 hours more intense than most any other drug.

2. Free flashbacks. Fifteen years later I can still make the bathroom floor breathe if I try.

3. Changes your perception on everything. The phrase "that's trippy" seems so innocuous but it's very powerful. Things just seem. . . Different after a couple good trips. Makes you less uptight imo. Everyone I know who has tripped hard a couple times was a better more affable person afterwards. With the exception of the guy who ate half a sheet when pulled over once and became a half zombie.

4. Collective consciousness. Only time I ever experienced 8-10 guys all on a completely different wavelength, all connecting in a different way. Hard to quantify but if you trip hard in the right setting with good people you know, it can be the best experience ever.
 
2014-07-10 12:25:13 PM  
Better blurry Dashound pic
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-10 12:27:30 PM  

Boxingoutsider: MassAsster: HotLonelyTeenageGirl: LSD is not a joke. It is a gift from the heavens to be used only with proper care, correct attention to dose, and in the correct set and setting.

what exactly is so great about it? honest question.

1. Best value for your drug dollar. 5 bucks for 8 hours more intense than most any other drug.

2. Free flashbacks. Fifteen years later I can still make the bathroom floor breathe if I try.

3. Changes your perception on everything. The phrase "that's trippy" seems so innocuous but it's very powerful. Things just seem. . . Different after a couple good trips. Makes you less uptight imo. Everyone I know who has tripped hard a couple times was a better more affable person afterwards. With the exception of the guy who ate half a sheet when pulled over once and became a half zombie.

4. Collective consciousness. Only time I ever experienced 8-10 guys all on a completely different wavelength, all connecting in a different way. Hard to quantify but if you trip hard in the right setting with good people you know, it can be the best experience ever.


All these things - YES.

Plus, I have fond memories of eight hour long bike rides or Frisbee throwing sessions.  And some beach parties.

Nothing like throwing a Frisbee while fried.

Driving is fun, too. as long as you don't become fixated on the rearview mirror.  Flushing the toilet is an experience unto itself.
 
2014-07-10 12:28:29 PM  
csb:  The first time I ever tried acid was in high school, circa 1977.  A friend I knew asked if I wanted to buy a hit of it for $2, which was an outrageous price for something so small (purple microdot).  I said, "No way that's worth $2."  So he says, "Give me $2 now, and eat it.  I'll see you at lunch time.  If you're not high, I'll give you $10."  Thinking that was an easy way to make $8, I agreed.  By the time lunch rolled around, I was a different person.  It was awesome.  Everything, every conversation, every thing I saw was on the verge of hilarity; I don't think I had ever laughed so much in my life.  It was my favorite, and I used it A LOT.  Haven't seen anything of any quality since the mid 90's, but I'm old and my circle of friends is much different.  Still, I miss it, and remember nothing but good times while tripping.

As MassAster said, a lot depends on who you're with.  In the right setting, it's just awesome.
 
2014-07-10 12:28:44 PM  

MooseBayou: Flushing the toilet is an experience unto itself.


Just a trip to the bathroom can be an interesting experience.  The transition from being in the group to being in a small room alone.
 
2014-07-10 12:29:08 PM  

HelloNeuman: Better blurry Dashound pic
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Dude, please.  "Dachshund" is the preferred nomenclature.

/or "Teckel"
 
2014-07-10 12:33:38 PM  

question_dj: MooseBayou: Flushing the toilet is an experience unto itself.

Just a trip to the bathroom can be an interesting experience.  The transition from being in the group to being in a small room alone.


Ah, yes.  True.
 
2014-07-10 12:34:27 PM  

MooseBayou: HelloNeuman: Better blurry Dashound pic
[img.fark.net image 259x194]

Dude, please.  "Dachshund" is the preferred nomenclature.

/or "Teckel"


It's the Druid/Gaelic spelling.
 
2014-07-10 12:35:42 PM  
Melvin Lovecraft:   The first time I ever tried acid was in high school, circa 1977.

Me, too!! The coincidence is tripping me out.
 
2014-07-10 12:37:19 PM  

MooseBayou: question_dj: MooseBayou: Flushing the toilet is an experience unto itself.

Just a trip to the bathroom can be an interesting experience.  The transition from being in the group to being in a small room alone.

Ah, yes.  True.


then if you happen to be in Australia the water goes backwards...mind blowing
 
2014-07-10 12:43:00 PM  
I'm pretty sure if I ran though a parking lot naked I'd be a registered sex offender now.

/male
//I love double standards
 
2014-07-10 12:46:05 PM  

Boxingoutsider: The phrase "that's trippy" seems so innocuous but it's very powerful.


I didn't really grok this until I'd done some shiat.
 
2014-07-10 12:58:13 PM  
CSB (via proxy): Had a friend who was about 6 hours into it when he went to the bathroom. A number of coincidences all happened at the exact "right" time:
* He turned the radio on to have something to listen to
* He zoned in on the hair drier for "a couple of minutes"
* He zoned in on looking at himself in the mirror zoning in on the hair drier
* The radio started picking up our neighbor's CB/HAM (whatever: details, man) base station while the neighbor was transmitting

He left the bathroom rather abruptly, and didn't go back until he landed safely.
 
2014-07-10 01:01:23 PM  
I have tripped balls in Fayetteville. More than once.

At no time did it ever occur to me to strip naked and run around outside. Curious.
 
2014-07-10 01:01:58 PM  

MooseBayou: Boxingoutsider: MassAsster: HotLonelyTeenageGirl: LSD is not a joke. It is a gift from the heavens to be used only with proper care, correct attention to dose, and in the correct set and setting.

what exactly is so great about it? honest question.

1. Best value for your drug dollar. 5 bucks for 8 hours more intense than most any other drug.

2. Free flashbacks. Fifteen years later I can still make the bathroom floor breathe if I try.

3. Changes your perception on everything. The phrase "that's trippy" seems so innocuous but it's very powerful. Things just seem. . . Different after a couple good trips. Makes you less uptight imo. Everyone I know who has tripped hard a couple times was a better more affable person afterwards. With the exception of the guy who ate half a sheet when pulled over once and became a half zombie.

4. Collective consciousness. Only time I ever experienced 8-10 guys all on a completely different wavelength, all connecting in a different way. Hard to quantify but if you trip hard in the right setting with good people you know, it can be the best experience ever.

All these things - YES.

Plus, I have fond memories of eight hour long bike rides or Frisbee throwing sessions.  And some beach parties.

Nothing like throwing a Frisbee while fried.

Driving is fun, too. as long as you don't become fixated on the rearview mirror.  Flushing the toilet is an experience unto itself.


All very true. Nothing beats tripping on a beach.

But remember - never, ever look in the mirror
 
2014-07-10 01:04:53 PM  
Only did it once. I played slide on a Dobro for about 3 hours straight. I wish I had a tape of that. Sounded great at the time.
 
2014-07-10 01:07:46 PM  
hope she makes it back to the book store soon

flavorwire.files.wordpress.com
 
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