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(TMZ)   Bloods deny that Chris Brown is a member of their organization, but they respect his decision to flash gang signs supporting their criminal enterprise   (tmz.com ) divider line
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2014-07-10 09:32:56 AM  
Kind of like Sinatra and the Mob.
 
2014-07-10 10:06:17 AM  
He's their hit man?
 
2014-07-10 10:25:01 AM  

Sybarite: Kind of like Sinatra and the Mob.


But stupider.
 
2014-07-10 11:24:42 AM  
Reread the headline three times and all I saw was 'Charlie Brown'

/needs more hooch in his iced coffee
 
2014-07-10 11:41:19 AM  
the Fruit Town Piru set

Something about the "Fruit Town" anything doesn't seem like it would strike fear in the hearts of my enemies.
 
2014-07-10 11:45:38 AM  

Rapmaster2000: the Fruit Town Piru set

Something about the "Fruit Town" anything doesn't seem like it would strike fear in the hearts of my enemies.


I am sure you will be brave enough to walk into their territory and tell them that.
 
2014-07-10 11:48:12 AM  
Here's hoping they all die suddenly so the neighborhoods they hold hostage can actually grow and prosper.
 
2014-07-10 11:55:43 AM  

Empty H: Rapmaster2000: the Fruit Town Piru set

Something about the "Fruit Town" anything doesn't seem like it would strike fear in the hearts of my enemies.

I am sure you will be brave enough to walk into their territory and tell them that.


As long as the Candyland Teddy Bears Insane Disciples Posse has my back I can walk anywhere I damn please.  After they beat me into the gang with candy canes and licorice whips, I fear nothing.
 
2014-07-10 11:56:37 AM  

Rapmaster2000: the Fruit Town Piru set

Something about the "Fruit Town" anything doesn't seem like it would strike fear in the hearts of my enemies.


What about Pointed Sticks?
 
2014-07-10 11:58:12 AM  
Wow, flashing gang signs in LA when you are not a gang member.  Dumb motherfarker.  I wonder if he knows there is a rival gang that might enjoy showing him what they do with bloods that wander into the wrong neighborhood?
 
2014-07-10 12:00:42 PM  

Rapmaster2000: the Fruit Town Piru set

Something about the "Fruit Town" anything doesn't seem like it would strike fear in the hearts of my enemies.


There use to be a white gang in Chicagoland called the GayLords

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_Gaylords. At their peak they were pretty badassed
 
2014-07-10 12:03:28 PM  
Well, if there's anyone who knows about blood, it's Chris Brown. Just ask Rhianna.
 
2014-07-10 12:06:22 PM  
He's too violent for the Bloods?
 
2014-07-10 12:09:07 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Rapmaster2000: the Fruit Town Piru set

Something about the "Fruit Town" anything doesn't seem like it would strike fear in the hearts of my enemies.

There use to be a white gang in Chicagoland called the GayLordshttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_Gaylords. At their peak they were pretty badassed


My friend's father taught at Chicago Vocational and we used to enjoy the gang handouts given in the early 90s to the teachers (Folks vs. Peoples).  One gang name that sticks out to me still is "The Pauline Berry Community".  Sounds like a sewing circle.
 
2014-07-10 12:44:11 PM  
Meh, the Bloods and Crips are soooo 70's. They're total pussies compared to the Salvadoran/Central American gangs like MS-13 and 18th Street Gang, which were formed a few miles from where I live. I live across the street from MacArthur Park, you see their graffiti all the time.

/Someone left the cake out in the rain
 
2014-07-10 12:57:36 PM  

Henry Holland: Meh, the Bloods and Crips are soooo 70's. They're total pussies compared to the Salvadoran/Central American gangs like MS-13 and 18th Street Gang, which were formed a few miles from where I live. I live across the street from MacArthur Park, you see their graffiti all the time.

/Someone left the cake out in the rain


Mexican Mafia is the one you have to watch out for, they're the reason so many hispanic gangs have '13' in their name, including MS-13.
 
2014-07-10 12:59:52 PM  
It is only professional courtesy since rap is also a criminal enterprise, a crime against nature  being just part of it.
 
2014-07-10 01:10:49 PM  
The Bloods would lose street cred if Chris Brown as a member
 
2014-07-10 01:12:17 PM  
lol chris brown pretending to be a gangster
 
2014-07-10 01:14:11 PM  
so he's not a Blood, he's a Fruit?

it'll be interesting to see what the Crips and Vegetables think about this.
 
2014-07-10 01:21:53 PM  
Oh look, more glorification of ghetto trash.
 
2014-07-10 01:26:44 PM  

for good or for awesome: Wow, flashing gang signs in LA when you are not a gang member.  Dumb motherfarker.  I wonder if he knows there is a rival gang that might enjoy showing him what they do with bloods that wander into the wrong neighborhood?


You didn't read the article did you?
 
2014-07-10 01:34:41 PM  

nunyadang: for good or for awesome: Wow, flashing gang signs in LA when you are not a gang member.  Dumb motherfarker.  I wonder if he knows there is a rival gang that might enjoy showing him what they do with bloods that wander into the wrong neighborhood?

You didn't read the article did you?


I, um yeah kind of.  It says the Bloods are fine with it.  The thing of it is there are several other gangs that aren't the bloods that would gladly kill some dude throwing up the wrong sings.  The "article" also mentions "fruits"  which may be the joke I'm missing as I don't know what that means.
 
2014-07-10 01:35:34 PM  

Rapmaster2000: the Fruit Town Piru set

Something about the "Fruit Town" anything doesn't seem like it would strike fear in the hearts of my enemies.


A lot of gangs didn't start as criminal enterprises so much as a bunch of unemployed people hanging out, and are named more like social clubs than to strike fear in the hearts of enemies or anything like that.

The fact that they're names something different than the national level of their syndicate probably indicates that they were harmless, and then small time independent operators before getting picked up for a franchise.  A bit unusual in a territory that's been gang-land for a while, but I suppose it still happens.

// Then, the Bloods and so on are essentially franchises of the Mexican/Central American cartels at this point anyhow, it's possible that it's something much funnier or more intimidating in Spanish or Portuguese or something.
 
2014-07-10 01:46:48 PM  

nunyadang: for good or for awesome: Wow, flashing gang signs in LA when you are not a gang member.  Dumb motherfarker.  I wonder if he knows there is a rival gang that might enjoy showing him what they do with bloods that wander into the wrong neighborhood?

You didn't read the article did you?


You may not understand this, but in some parts of the nation if you get asked by a stranger, "Who you reppin'?", how you answer can determine if you live or die - regardless of gang affiliation or not.  There was a kid who was murdered in CA for answering, "What?", because he was not a part of a gang, and did not understand the nature of the question.
 
2014-07-10 01:47:28 PM  
... because he's paid his dues in the hood.

I wonder how much the Bloods charge in dues. I'm looking for a gang to join, but I don't want to end up getting stiffed on excessive fees.
 
2014-07-10 01:49:03 PM  

DeathByGeekSquad: nunyadang: for good or for awesome: Wow, flashing gang signs in LA when you are not a gang member.  Dumb motherfarker.  I wonder if he knows there is a rival gang that might enjoy showing him what they do with bloods that wander into the wrong neighborhood?

You didn't read the article did you?

You may not understand this, but in some parts of the nation if you get asked by a stranger, "Who you reppin'?", how you answer can determine if you live or die - regardless of gang affiliation or not.  There was a kid who was murdered in CA for answering, "What?", because he was not a part of a gang, and did not understand the nature of the question.


Plus there was that lady who put her baby in the microwave.
 
2014-07-10 01:49:05 PM  
I told you he was hardcore.
 
2014-07-10 01:59:28 PM  
Kinda funny they'll praise him for donating shoes to Compton kids, yet have no qualms about hitting them with stray bullets or turning them into drug donkeys.
 
2014-07-10 02:07:02 PM  

Jim_Callahan: Rapmaster2000: the Fruit Town Piru set

Something about the "Fruit Town" anything doesn't seem like it would strike fear in the hearts of my enemies.

A lot of gangs didn't start as criminal enterprises so much as a bunch of unemployed people hanging out, and are named more like social clubs than to strike fear in the hearts of enemies or anything like that.

The fact that they're names something different than the national level of their syndicate probably indicates that they were harmless, and then small time independent operators before getting picked up for a franchise.  A bit unusual in a territory that's been gang-land for a while, but I suppose it still happens.

// Then, the Bloods and so on are essentially franchises of the Mexican/Central American cartels at this point anyhow, it's possible that it's something much funnier or more intimidating in Spanish or Portuguese or something.


When I did a translate on Piru and it means Devil in Finnish.  Maybe this is a dangerous Finnish street gang easily identified by their pale skin, wire-rim glasses, and tricked out Volvos.
 
2014-07-10 02:44:30 PM  

Henry Holland: Meh, the Bloods and Crips are soooo 70's. They're total pussies compared to the Salvadoran/Central American gangs like MS-13 and 18th Street Gang, which were formed a few miles from where I live. I live across the street from MacArthur Park, you see their graffiti all the time.

/Someone left the cake out in the rain


Kind of CSB: I had moved from the San Fernando Valley to Bentonville, Arkansas about 15 years ago. I found myself on hard times after a while since quitting and then getting blackballed by Wal-Mart, lol It's rough finding work in Bentonville if you're not working at the Wal-Mart home office. Anyway, I walk into a Quizno's and there's a tatted up kid behind the counter and we start talking about ink. We find out we're both from So Cal, but he's on the run from 18th Street. After having a kid he needed to get out so his family hopped a bus to some place that was safe. Long story short, he got me hired at that Quizno's which allowed me to move back home and get my life on track.
 
2014-07-10 03:03:36 PM  

Bane of Broone: Henry Holland: Meh, the Bloods and Crips are soooo 70's. They're total pussies compared to the Salvadoran/Central American gangs like MS-13 and 18th Street Gang, which were formed a few miles from where I live. I live across the street from MacArthur Park, you see their graffiti all the time.

/Someone left the cake out in the rain

Kind of CSB: I had moved from the San Fernando Valley to Bentonville, Arkansas about 15 years ago. I found myself on hard times after a while since quitting and then getting blackballed by Wal-Mart, lol It's rough finding work in Bentonville if you're not working at the Wal-Mart home office. Anyway, I walk into a Quizno's and there's a tatted up kid behind the counter and we start talking about ink. We find out we're both from So Cal, but he's on the run from 18th Street. After having a kid he needed to get out so his family hopped a bus to some place that was safe. Long story short, he got me hired at that Quizno's which allowed me to move back home and get my life on track.


That's actually a really CSB. When I worked for Quiznos, I had an old alcoholic manager yelling at me and coworkers leave to go sell drugs out by the dumpsters.
 
2014-07-10 03:25:00 PM  
They call him WB Vampire Series. For all his hype, he's no True Blood.
 
2014-07-10 03:25:57 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Empty H: Rapmaster2000: the Fruit Town Piru set

Something about the "Fruit Town" anything doesn't seem like it would strike fear in the hearts of my enemies.

I am sure you will be brave enough to walk into their territory and tell them that.

As long as the Candyland Teddy Bears Insane Disciples Posse has my back I can walk anywhere I damn please.  After they beat me into the gang with candy canes and licorice whips, I fear nothing.


The Wah Chings: Ken-side & Sonny-side and the Tiny Rascal Gang have names that might make you giggle, they also had they're own maximum security floor in Orange County's main jail.
 
2014-07-10 03:58:35 PM  

Empty H: Rapmaster2000: the Fruit Town Piru set

Something about the "Fruit Town" anything doesn't seem like it would strike fear in the hearts of my enemies.

I am sure you will be brave enough to walk into their territory and tell them that.


He's a Danger Seeker.

content8.flixster.com
 
2014-07-10 04:11:03 PM  
So he was just trying to let Rhianna into the gang, then.

It all makes sense!
 
2014-07-10 09:50:41 PM  

DeathByGeekSquad: nunyadang: for good or for awesome: Wow, flashing gang signs in LA when you are not a gang member.  Dumb motherfarker.  I wonder if he knows there is a rival gang that might enjoy showing him what they do with bloods that wander into the wrong neighborhood?

You didn't read the article did you?

You may not understand this, but in some parts of the nation if you get asked by a stranger, "Who you reppin'?", how you answer can determine if you live or die - regardless of gang affiliation or not.  There was a kid who was murdered in CA for answering, "What?", because he was not a part of a gang, and did not understand the nature of the question.


Dunno what parts you're talking about, but around here the question is "Where you from?" not "Who you reppin'?"
 
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