Somacandra: FTFA: And I have my 6-year-old in the back seat trying to sound it out," she told WFTS.Carpenter was able to quickly distract her son...."Don't want to run into that when he can actually read," she told WFTSI guess she doesn't want grandkids someday.
Gecko Gingrich: Carpenter shared that she is nervous about driving that route again with her 6-year-old son."Don't want to run into that when he can actually read," she told WFTS.Wait, your 6 year old can't read?
special20: She's obviously an idiot, thus her poor child is also slow.
manhole: Shouldn't a 6-year-old boy already know about the birds and the bees?
blatz514: Punch her right in the face?Keep her right in the freezer?Lower her right in the hole?I haz confuzed
Sin_City_Superhero: Well it's about time one of these road sign hackers put up some useful information.
blatz514: [pbs.twimg.com image 497x395]Punch her right in the face?Keep her right in the freezer?Lower her right in the hole?I haz confuzed
bdub77: Somacandra: FTFA: And I have my 6-year-old in the back seat trying to sound it out," she told WFTS.Carpenter was able to quickly distract her son...."Don't want to run into that when he can actually read," she told WFTSI guess she doesn't want grandkids someday.Maybe she's afraid her son will interpret it as a command?
farkyourface: manhole: Shouldn't a 6-year-old boy already know about the birds and the bees?Why? He can't get a girl pregnant, girls are gross, and he's probably embarrassed by his hardon at 6, if he doesn't still think its a funny hose to spray all over the bathroom with. At 6 he should walk, talk, read and write at some level as well. But he isn't farking. What the hell is the matter with you?
Shadow Blasko: FROMMED .... not "formed" you ... you ... ARGHI bet you say "Set us up the bomb" too. WHICH IS ALSO INCORRECT
ipxodi: I work for an Electronic Message Center (LED sign) company, and I'm getting a kick....//never had one of my signs vandalized.//Just waiting for the day, though.//That will be an exciting call from the customer...
kdawg7736: Can we have a funny sign thread out of this?[farm4.static.flickr.com image 500x374]
MelGoesOnTour: special20: She's obviously an idiot, thus her poor child is also slow.Yep. [m.c.lnkd.licdn.com image 200x200]And here she is:
Crewmannumber6: Right in the what? RIGHT IN THE WHAT?
WarszawaScream: My favorite sign hack happened around where I live; someone took a sign that was supposed to read "NO TRUCKS ON PARKWAYS" and changed it to read "NOS SUCKS ON PARKWAYS". It was so subtle that it was likely up all night and halfway through the day - until I saw it and called it in. (I hate being that guy, but I work for DOT so sometimes I have to be that guy.)
acohn: I was in the first grade when I was six, and that's the year I learned to read.
lostcat: "F her right in the P," sounds so Wodehousian.A dirty, dirty Wodehouse.
Prank Call of Cthulhu: lostcat: "F her right in the P," sounds so Wodehousian.A dirty, dirty Wodehouse.[img.fark.net image 180x148]Bertie Wooster: I say, Jeeves, the most extraordinary thing happened this afternoon as I was on my way to the Drones' Club. I was walking down the street, not a care in the world, and whom should I see, but Miss Honoria Glossop. And guess what happened next.Jeeves: I am agog to learn, sir.Bertie Wooster: What happened next, Jeeves, is that just as I was about to duck into a shop to avoid her, I noticed a large traffic sign that said, and I quote, "F her right in the P."Jeeves: Most illuminating story, sir.Bertie Wooster: No, no, no, Jeeves, you haven't heard the payoff yet!Jeeves: Oh, I'm so sorry, sir! The structure of your tale deceived me for a moment into thinking that it was over.Bertie Wooster: No, no, the point is, I did what any Wooster would do. I followed the sign's directions to the letter. I grabbed Miss Glossop, hauled her into the nearest alleyway, and gave her P a jolly good F'ing.Jeeves: Indeed, sir.Bertie Wooster: That's right, Jeeves, I F'd her in the P so hard, I should imagine she won't need another F'ing for quite a long while.Jeeves: You don't say, sir.
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