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2014-07-10 08:43:09 AM  
static01.mediaite.com

Agrees with sign 100% (NSFW language)

/I know it's fake
//Still makes me laugh though
 
2014-07-10 09:53:24 AM  
 FTFA: And I have my 6-year-old in the back seat trying to sound it out," she told WFTS.Carpenter was able to quickly distract her son...."Don't want to run into that when he can actually read," she told WFTS

I guess she doesn't want grandkids someday.
 
2014-07-10 10:07:47 AM  
Carpenter shared that she is nervous about driving that route again with her 6-year-old son.

"Don't want to run into that when he can actually read," she told WFTS.


Wait, your 6 year old can't read?
 
2014-07-10 10:18:52 AM  

Somacandra: FTFA: And I have my 6-year-old in the back seat trying to sound it out," she told WFTS.Carpenter was able to quickly distract her son...."Don't want to run into that when he can actually read," she told WFTS

I guess she doesn't want grandkids someday.


Maybe she's afraid her son will interpret it as a command?
 
2014-07-10 10:20:17 AM  

Gecko Gingrich: Carpenter shared that she is nervous about driving that route again with her 6-year-old son.

"Don't want to run into that when he can actually read," she told WFTS.

Wait, your 6 year old can't read?


She's obviously an idiot, thus her poor child is also slow.
 
2014-07-10 10:22:25 AM  
Heh, that's awesome.

And the sign wasn't hacked; they just walked up and used the keyboard.

Was always tempted to put a weird/funny message on the signs when I was doing highway work.
 
2014-07-10 10:23:11 AM  
"Carpenter shared that she is nervous about driving that route again with her 6-year-old son."

See, the sign worked.

/the 11 year old sees worse on the boy's room wall every day. Six year old just hears it on the playground.
 
2014-07-10 10:23:51 AM  
Shouldn't a 6-year-old boy already know about the birds and the bees?
 
2014-07-10 10:24:52 AM  

special20: She's obviously an idiot, thus her poor child is also slow.


Yep. m.c.lnkd.licdn.comAnd here she is:
 
2014-07-10 10:24:54 AM  
pbs.twimg.com

Punch her right in the face?

Keep her right in the freezer?

Lower her right in the hole?

I haz confuzed
 
2014-07-10 10:26:49 AM  
Well it's about time one of these road sign hackers put up some useful information.
 
2014-07-10 10:27:29 AM  
She should use it as a learning experience, nothing is worse than a 6 year old that can't put swear words in proper context.
 
2014-07-10 10:27:30 AM  

manhole: Shouldn't a 6-year-old boy already know about the birds and the bees?


6-year-olds these days have the Internet.  They think The Birds and The Bees is a new position.

/I got a censored description of the process when my younger sister arrived, but that's it
//My teacher had me read to the class while she was doing other stuff
 
2014-07-10 10:27:48 AM  

blatz514: Punch her right in the face?

Keep her right in the freezer?

Lower her right in the hole?

I haz confuzed


Pow her right in the kisser
 
2014-07-10 10:28:06 AM  

The sign read: "F*** Her Right In The P****."


Flay her right in the pizza?

Find her right in the potty?

Fork her right in the plate?
 
2014-07-10 10:28:32 AM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Well it's about time one of these road sign hackers put up some useful information.


Zombies Ahead is useful information.
 
2014-07-10 10:29:23 AM  

blatz514: [pbs.twimg.com image 497x395]

Punch her right in the face?

Keep her right in the freezer?

Lower her right in the hole?

I haz confuzed


It's like madlibs.

"Tungpunch her right in the fartbox"
 
2014-07-10 10:32:08 AM  

Gecko Gingrich: Carpenter shared that she is nervous about driving that route again with her 6-year-old son.

"Don't want to run into that when he can actually read," she told WFTS.

Wait, your 6 year old can't read?


t-t-t-today, junior!
 
2014-07-10 10:35:55 AM  

Gecko Gingrich: Carpenter shared that she is nervous about driving that route again with her 6-year-old son.

"Don't want to run into that when he can actually read," she told WFTS.

Wait, your 6 year old can't read?


Seriously. I would have read that sign instantly by age 4-5, even though I didn't know the two blurred out words at that time.

/they're spelled phonetically
 
2014-07-10 10:37:43 AM  
I work for an Electronic Message Center (LED sign) company, and I'm getting a kick....


//never had one of my signs vandalized.
//Just waiting for the day, though.
//That will be an exciting call from the customer...
 
2014-07-10 10:38:22 AM  
Right in the what? RIGHT IN THE WHAT?
 
2014-07-10 10:39:39 AM  

bdub77: Somacandra: FTFA: And I have my 6-year-old in the back seat trying to sound it out," she told WFTS.Carpenter was able to quickly distract her son...."Don't want to run into that when he can actually read," she told WFTS

I guess she doesn't want grandkids someday.

Maybe she's afraid her son will interpret it as a command?


Or she's worried about her cat.
 
2014-07-10 10:40:36 AM  
Fun fact, default password on these in Florida is FDOT, for Florida department of transportation. Set by the manufacturer, almost never changed. I assume the same is true for other states, ie Georgia signs would be gdot. Have fun.
 
2014-07-10 10:43:03 AM  

Gecko Gingrich: Carpenter shared that she is nervous about driving that route again with her 6-year-old son.

"Don't want to run into that when he can actually read," she told WFTS.

Wait, your 6 year old can't read?


I was in the first grade when I was six, and that's the year I learned to read.
 
2014-07-10 10:43:32 AM  
i41.tinypic.com
 
2014-07-10 10:44:05 AM  
Better an electronic sign than on Ask Yahoo.
 
2014-07-10 10:44:33 AM  

manhole: Shouldn't a 6-year-old boy already know about the birds and the bees?


Why? He can't get a girl pregnant, girls are gross, and he's probably embarrassed by his hardon at 6, if he doesn't still think its a funny hose to spray all over the bathroom with. At 6 he should walk, talk, read and write at some level as well. But he isn't farking. What the hell is the matter with you?
 
2014-07-10 10:47:00 AM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Well it's about time one of these road sign hackers put up some useful information.

I was tired of finding the cabbage section in the produce aisle empty.
 
2014-07-10 10:47:46 AM  
FROMMED .... not "formed" you ... you ... ARGH

I bet you say "Set us up the bomb" too. WHICH IS ALSO INCORRECT
 
2014-07-10 10:48:39 AM  
"F her right in the P," sounds so Wodehousian.

A dirty, dirty Wodehouse.
 
2014-07-10 10:49:16 AM  

farkyourface: manhole: Shouldn't a 6-year-old boy already know about the birds and the bees?

Why? He can't get a girl pregnant, girls are gross, and he's probably embarrassed by his hardon at 6, if he doesn't still think its a funny hose to spray all over the bathroom with. At 6 he should walk, talk, read and write at some level as well. But he isn't farking. What the hell is the matter with you?


I had some of my best Doctor sessions with the neighborhood girls at age 6.
My folks said I was always mature for my age.
 
2014-07-10 10:50:18 AM  

Shadow Blasko: FROMMED .... not "formed" you ... you ... ARGH

I bet you say "Set us up the bomb" too. WHICH IS ALSO INCORRECT


Some stupidity memes are just too stupid for the rest of us to use without some protective proofreading.
 
2014-07-10 10:59:08 AM  

ipxodi: I work for an Electronic Message Center (LED sign) company, and I'm getting a kick....


//never had one of my signs vandalized.
//Just waiting for the day, though.
//That will be an exciting call from the customer...


Huge LED electronic billboards are all the rage around here. I'm waiting for some rather nasty porn to show up on one.
 
2014-07-10 10:59:20 AM  
FTA:

He's like....
And I'm like...

/When people incorrectly use "Like" in conversation, I tell that person, "I like ice cream"
//Throws them off
///I abhor idiots
 
2014-07-10 11:02:06 AM  
Can we have a funny sign thread out of this?

farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2014-07-10 11:07:13 AM  

kdawg7736: Can we have a funny sign thread out of this?

[farm4.static.flickr.com image 500x374]


No, because you can buy one at Spencer's Gifts
 
2014-07-10 11:10:38 AM  
My favorite sign hack happened around where I live; someone took a sign that was supposed to read "NO TRUCKS ON PARKWAYS" and changed it to read "NOS SUCKS ON PARKWAYS".  It was so subtle that it was likely up all night and halfway through the day - until I saw it and called it in.  (I hate being that guy, but I work for DOT so sometimes I have to be that guy.)
 
2014-07-10 11:10:45 AM  

kdawg7736: Can we have a funny sign thread out of this?

[farm4.static.flickr.com image 500x374]


i62.tinypic.com
 
2014-07-10 11:10:50 AM  

MelGoesOnTour: special20: She's obviously an idiot, thus her poor child is also slow.

Yep. [m.c.lnkd.licdn.com image 200x200]And here she is:


Yup, make a broad generalization of a persons intellect based on one quick snapshot.
 
2014-07-10 11:14:48 AM  
A small independent church near where I live had a sign up that said "Prepare to meet thy God!" and at some point someone changed it to say "Prepare to eat thy dog!" My dad took a picture of it, I wonder if he still has it.

Also, a town nearby named Kentville put up a lovely wooden sign with raised letters. It was only up for a couple days until some joker decided it would be funny to take the first 'e' down and color in a big "u" with black marker. It was funny. I still curse myself for not going to get my camera and take a picture of it. The sign was down the next day.
 
2014-07-10 11:15:45 AM  

Crewmannumber6: Right in the what? RIGHT IN THE WHAT?


bensbargains.net

Put her right in the box?
 
2014-07-10 11:17:04 AM  

WarszawaScream: My favorite sign hack happened around where I live; someone took a sign that was supposed to read "NO TRUCKS ON PARKWAYS" and changed it to read "NOS SUCKS ON PARKWAYS".  It was so subtle that it was likely up all night and halfway through the day - until I saw it and called it in.  (I hate being that guy, but I work for DOT so sometimes I have to be that guy.)


Did you call with poutrage to the local TV station about how it gave you the vapors?
 
2014-07-10 11:17:28 AM  

Crewmannumber6: Right in the what? RIGHT IN THE WHAT?


You spelt twat wrong. ( right in the pisser?)
 
2014-07-10 11:17:57 AM  
I love how the word 'right' had to be in there.  Otherwise it becomes ineffective.
 
2014-07-10 11:18:02 AM  

acohn: I was in the first grade when I was six, and that's the year I learned to read.


Well, I hope you've recovered from the years of bad parenting you had to endure.
 
2014-07-10 11:18:59 AM  

lostcat: "F her right in the P," sounds so Wodehousian.

A dirty, dirty Wodehouse.

img.fark.net


Bertie Wooster: I say, Jeeves, the most extraordinary thing happened this afternoon as I was on my way to the Drones' Club. I was walking down the street, not a care in the world, and whom should I see, but Miss Honoria Glossop. And guess what happened next.

Jeeves: I am agog to learn, sir.

Bertie Wooster: What happened next, Jeeves, is that just as I was about to duck into a shop to avoid her, I noticed a large traffic sign that said, and I quote, "F her right in the P."

Jeeves: Most illuminating story, sir.

Bertie Wooster: No, no, no, Jeeves, you haven't heard the payoff yet!

Jeeves: Oh, I'm so sorry, sir! The structure of your tale deceived me for a moment into thinking that it was over.

Bertie Wooster: No, no, the point is, I did what any Wooster would do. I followed the sign's directions to the letter. I grabbed Miss Glossop, hauled her into the nearest alleyway, and gave her P a jolly good F'ing.

Jeeves: Indeed, sir.

Bertie Wooster: That's right, Jeeves, I F'd her in the P so hard, I should imagine she won't need another F'ing for quite a long while.

Jeeves: You don't say, sir.
 
2014-07-10 11:25:00 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: lostcat: "F her right in the P," sounds so Wodehousian.

A dirty, dirty Wodehouse.

[img.fark.net image 180x148]

Bertie Wooster: I say, Jeeves, the most extraordinary thing happened this afternoon as I was on my way to the Drones' Club. I was walking down the street, not a care in the world, and whom should I see, but Miss Honoria Glossop. And guess what happened next.

Jeeves: I am agog to learn, sir.

Bertie Wooster: What happened next, Jeeves, is that just as I was about to duck into a shop to avoid her, I noticed a large traffic sign that said, and I quote, "F her right in the P."

Jeeves: Most illuminating story, sir.

Bertie Wooster: No, no, no, Jeeves, you haven't heard the payoff yet!

Jeeves: Oh, I'm so sorry, sir! The structure of your tale deceived me for a moment into thinking that it was over.

Bertie Wooster: No, no, the point is, I did what any Wooster would do. I followed the sign's directions to the letter. I grabbed Miss Glossop, hauled her into the nearest alleyway, and gave her P a jolly good F'ing.

Jeeves: Indeed, sir.

Bertie Wooster: That's right, Jeeves, I F'd her in the P so hard, I should imagine she won't need another F'ing for quite a long while.

Jeeves: You don't say, sir.


Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!
 
2014-07-10 11:31:05 AM  
CSB re tots and cursing:

My 12 year old was in my three year olds wagon and the tot says "Bubba, get off my f*cking wagon"

The 12 year old says "He just told me to get off his f-word wagin'

The three year old says " I didn't say get off my f word wagon, I said get off my f*cking wagon!"

/Gotta give him credit for using it in context
//explained to his momma she needed to watch her language because we have a little tape recorder now
///f*cking slashies come in threes!!
 
2014-07-10 11:32:33 AM  
The story doesn't have a byline but it must have been written by a christian church going woman.

FTFA: "Carpenter shared that she is nervous about driving that route again with her 6-year-old son."

In this version of the English language people never "say"  things, they "share" them.
 
2014-07-10 11:35:47 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: lostcat: "F her right in the P," sounds so Wodehousian.

A dirty, dirty Wodehouse.

[img.fark.net image 180x148]

Bertie Wooster: I say, Jeeves, the most extraordinary thing happened this afternoon as I was on my way to the Drones' Club. I was walking down the street, not a care in the world, and whom should I see, but Miss Honoria Glossop. And guess what happened next.

Jeeves: I am agog to learn, sir.

Bertie Wooster: What happened next, Jeeves, is that just as I was about to duck into a shop to avoid her, I noticed a large traffic sign that said, and I quote, "F her right in the P."

Jeeves: Most illuminating story, sir.

Bertie Wooster: No, no, no, Jeeves, you haven't heard the payoff yet!

Jeeves: Oh, I'm so sorry, sir! The structure of your tale deceived me for a moment into thinking that it was over.

Bertie Wooster: No, no, the point is, I did what any Wooster would do. I followed the sign's directions to the letter. I grabbed Miss Glossop, hauled her into the nearest alleyway, and gave her P a jolly good F'ing.

Jeeves: Indeed, sir.

Bertie Wooster: That's right, Jeeves, I F'd her in the P so hard, I should imagine she won't need another F'ing for quite a long while.

Jeeves: You don't say, sir.


Brilliant! I literally laughed out loud, though quietly, so as not to wake the fairer sex from her restful s.
 
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