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(Sun Sentinel)   Man adds "identity theft" to the long list of bad decisions in his life, a list that includes having a Bentley tattoo on his forehead   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 44
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2014-07-10 08:08:12 AM  
I suspect the Venn diagram of "People who own a Bentley" and "People who own a Bentley tattoo" is a actual-size map of the Sun's proximity to Betelgeuse
 
2014-07-10 09:03:19 AM  
Well, if you looked like that, wouldn't you want a different identity, too?
 
2014-07-10 09:15:22 AM  
www.thedrum.com

"I thought I'd never see a life decision stupider than buying a Bentley."
 
2014-07-10 09:37:52 AM  
www.trbimg.com

"Guys, I know what I want for my birthday. A fairy wand on my right cheek to match the stingray on my left."
 
2014-07-10 09:40:59 AM  
So...the original Wizard or the Bentley 23 clone?

static.comicvine.com
 
2014-07-10 09:56:04 AM  
now the guy farking him in the ass in jail can pretend he is driving a Bentley.
 
2014-07-10 10:02:42 AM  
Poor impulse control
 
2014-07-10 10:03:34 AM  
Since when does getting the Bentley symbol tattooed on your forehead qualify as a "bad decision"?  I mean unless you're type of guy who is looking to work a job which requires you to come into contact with the public.
 
2014-07-10 10:03:50 AM  

DammitIForgotMyLogin: Poor impulse control


I've been meaning to try over with that book.
 
2014-07-10 10:04:34 AM  
Sorry, I can't get past the decision to fark up the headline.
 
2014-07-10 10:04:41 AM  
We are not amused.
 
2014-07-10 10:06:10 AM  
Before:

i1.ytimg.com


After:

img.fark.net
 
2014-07-10 10:07:10 AM  

bentleypm: We are not amused.


not even a little


but he really likes Bentley, see, right there on his damn face
 
2014-07-10 10:07:16 AM  
Zat a gold toof, brah?

Gangsta.

Also, you look like George Zimmerman, only somehow fatter.
 
2014-07-10 10:07:54 AM  
Mandatory for this thread:
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-10 10:10:02 AM  
a list that includes have the Bentley tattoo on his forehead

Subby needs a list of life decisions that includes have learn the proper English.
 
2014-07-10 10:10:24 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I suspect the Venn diagram of "People who own a Bentley" and "People who own a Bentley tattoo" is a actual-size map of the Sun's proximity to Betelgeuse


I worked with a guy once who was tall and lanky and dumber than a box of rocks.
He owned Harley Davidson everything, except a Harley itself.

Ran into him a year back after not having seen him in a long time and he was getting on the back of his boyfriend's Hog.

He finally got his Harley, sort of.
 
2014-07-10 10:11:42 AM  

waterrockets: Sorry, I can't get past the decision to fark up the headline.


this

it's like the face tattoo of headlines
 
2014-07-10 10:13:34 AM  
Maybe he tattooed his face to distract from the fact that he looks like George Zimmerman.
 
2014-07-10 10:13:41 AM  
Don't forget the decision to live in Florida. That had to be the start of the downhill spiral
 
2014-07-10 10:16:34 AM  

freetomato: Maybe he tattooed his face to distract from the fact that he looks like George Zimmerman.


First thing I notice about him.
 
2014-07-10 10:17:36 AM  

Headso: now the guy farking him in the ass in jail can pretend he is driving a Bentley.


Prison rape's not funny, etc. etc. (yes, it's not.)

But holy moly did I laugh.
 
2014-07-10 10:20:13 AM  
George Zimmerman has really fallen off the rails
 
2014-07-10 10:20:29 AM  
Denesevich, who told the judge that he works in a shoe store,

Not a bad gig...

www.comparebusinessproducts.com
 
2014-07-10 10:24:49 AM  
Wow, and I only have a tattoo of a Nissan logo on my forehead.
 
2014-07-10 10:29:00 AM  
<sigh>

This is just...

One Day in the Life of Derek Denesevich
 
2014-07-10 10:29:20 AM  
It's just another day in the life of Derek Denesevich.
 
2014-07-10 10:31:09 AM  

Prey4reign: Since when does getting the Bentley symbol tattooed on your forehead qualify as a "bad decision"?  I mean unless you're type of guy who is looking to work a job which requires you to come into contact with the public.


FTA he worked in a shoestore!

Though, I assume, not in an area where he came into contact with customers.
 
2014-07-10 10:32:40 AM  
In my neighborhood there is a guy that drives a Bentley and I dont live in a rich area. But it is a rather old Bentley that has seen better days.
 
2014-07-10 10:48:26 AM  
While it may look stupid to most of us, realize that this guy like all of us, has a normal desire to fit in. If you were surrounded by vatos 24/7 you probably would also talk like them, dress like them and maybe tattoo yourself like them.
 
2014-07-10 10:53:40 AM  
Yugo, girl?
 
2014-07-10 11:05:08 AM  
Couldn't afford a Rolls Royce tattoo, I assume.
 
2014-07-10 11:10:05 AM  
PSA: if you are going to go into the Identity Theft business don't get a tattoo of a Bentley on your forehead. Get one of a common car like a Chevy or a Ford...
 
2014-07-10 11:14:08 AM  
Two (2!) Solzhenitsyn references in 20 seconds! Very impressive.

/easily impressed
 
2014-07-10 11:23:50 AM  
i141.photobucket.com

When is this EVER a good idea?  I don't have tats.  I haven't been talked into getting one and now defend them because I have some skin in the game.  But I don't prejudge someone because of them.  Except for this guy.
 
2014-07-10 11:25:34 AM  
Great.  Now I have to sell my car.  I can't be seen in it after this.
 
2014-07-10 11:49:09 AM  

Mad Scientist: Wow, and I only have a tattoo of a Nissan logo on my forehead.


You think you got it bad...mine's a Yugo.

fotopartner.hu
 
2014-07-10 12:16:44 PM  
Just what kind of thinking proses would lead you to think that was a good idea?
 
2014-07-10 12:21:14 PM  

Prey4reign: Since when does getting the Bentley symbol tattooed on your forehead qualify as a "bad decision"?  I mean unless you're type of guy who is looking to work a job which requires you to come into contact with the public.


Article says he worked in a shoe store. How did he even get that gig? Facial tats usually relegate you to bartender at a biker bar, strip club bouncer, tattoo artist or ditch digger.
 
2014-07-10 12:39:09 PM  
Well, that tattoo pretty much guarantees that he will never get a bank loan or car insurance let alone a Bentley. He might as well wear a sign that says "Rape me in the showers."

If you want to get into the driver's seat of a Bentley, it is a good idea to have the logo tattooed discreetly on your left buttock. Better still, you should only wear a Bentley logo only if you are in fact, a Bentley car, or, at the limit, if your name is Bentley.  If that is the case, however, you will probably belong to the class of people who have their initials monogrammed on their shirts or else the class that wear their names on their belt buckles. In any case, you should stay away from Bentley tattoos unless you are a WASP.

I have three Bentleys in my family over the last century and a half so I would feel kind of uncomfortable driving a Bentley car.

Because of all the celebrities and thugz who have adopted the Bentley, the snobs who used to drive Bentleys to show that they had the money to buy a Rolls Royce and the taste and status to not buy a Rolls Royce probably have to drive a multi-million dollar sports car that says "I'm so rare and expensive you don't even know my make and model--NOT YOURS!."
 
2014-07-10 12:55:09 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Prey4reign: Since when does getting the Bentley symbol tattooed on your forehead qualify as a "bad decision"?  I mean unless you're type of guy who is looking to work a job which requires you to come into contact with the public.

Article says he worked in a shoe store. How did he even get that gig? Facial tats usually relegate you to bartender at a biker bar, strip club bouncer, tattoo artist or ditch digger.


Maybe he was a bouncer at the show store?  It must be in a rough neighborhood.
 
2014-07-10 01:46:21 PM  
Please lock this douchebag up for the rest of his life in the cheapest, shiattiest prison around or exterminate him.

He will never contribute in a positive way to society.  He will never give to a charity or pay taxes.  He will be a drain on anyone honest for his entire miserable existence.  I am sick and tired of working and paying taxes so morons like this can live.  Enough already.
 
2014-07-10 01:56:49 PM  

Big_Doofus: He will never give to a charity


Unless 'Charity' is the name of a stripper...
 
2014-07-10 02:32:30 PM  
Perhaps the face tat is a defense against identity thieves trying to pose as him? Though it makes him a walking target for Bentley's trademark attorneys.
 
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