DammitIForgotMyLogin: Poor impulse control
bentleypm: We are not amused.
Mr. Coffee Nerves: I suspect the Venn diagram of "People who own a Bentley" and "People who own a Bentley tattoo" is a actual-size map of the Sun's proximity to Betelgeuse
waterrockets: Sorry, I can't get past the decision to fark up the headline.
freetomato: Maybe he tattooed his face to distract from the fact that he looks like George Zimmerman.
Headso: now the guy farking him in the ass in jail can pretend he is driving a Bentley.
Prey4reign: Since when does getting the Bentley symbol tattooed on your forehead qualify as a "bad decision"? I mean unless you're type of guy who is looking to work a job which requires you to come into contact with the public.
Mad Scientist: Wow, and I only have a tattoo of a Nissan logo on my forehead.
Igor Jakovsky: Prey4reign: Since when does getting the Bentley symbol tattooed on your forehead qualify as a "bad decision"? I mean unless you're type of guy who is looking to work a job which requires you to come into contact with the public.Article says he worked in a shoe store. How did he even get that gig? Facial tats usually relegate you to bartender at a biker bar, strip club bouncer, tattoo artist or ditch digger.
Big_Doofus: He will never give to a charity
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