ginandbacon: For a girl, I'm pretty disgusting at the table. Somehow no one seems to mind much. At least, people seem to enjoy eating with me and want to do it often.
Smeggy Smurf: ginandbacon: For a girl, I'm pretty disgusting at the table. Somehow no one seems to mind much. At least, people seem to enjoy eating with me and want to do it often.Who doesn't want a meal that includes gin and bacon?
Quasar: Few things get to me like that sound does. I know it's a common Asian thing; my Asian best friend doesn't even know he does it. I can't stand it.
Gonz: I prefer to fart at the table. I find that my own personal intestinal aroma enhances the flavors of the food and adds to the ambiance. My own comfort is all that matters, I shouldn't have any sort of consideration for others around me. If you disagree with that, you just don't understand my culture.See how stupid that sounds?People who slurp soup in public deserve one warning. After that, their lips should be stapled together.
moeburn: "Honey, come quick! I think I've finally done it - I've found the answer to America's soup slurping societal woes! You just take a spoonful, turn on this fan to cool the soup down, and then you OH MY GOD MY LIPS!!! MY FACE!! OH MY GOD! THERES BLOOD EVERYWHERE!! OH GOD WHY?!
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