socodog: It seems to me like the protip would be to disregard the surrounding drainage ponds.
squirrelninja: The family will launch lawsuits at the city for nlt saving him in time, the dtore for causing this, and especially the mall security for chasing him outside. The city will balk and win the store and security will settle so they dont get raked in public opinion, and im betting the security gaurds have a do not chase out of mall rule at work and will loose their job. Noone wins in these situations.
funzyr: socodog: It seems to me like the protip would be to disregard the surrounding drainage ponds.I would go with know how to swim if you intend to use them.
lack of warmth: funzyr: socodog: It seems to me like the protip would be to disregard the surrounding drainage ponds.I would go with know how to swim if you intend to use them.He probably knew it would make a good path, if it hadn't been raining lately. Most of the year, they tend to be dry.We keep the one at my church mowed when it's dry, which hasn't been the case.
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