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2014-07-10 09:41:51 AM  
As of this year, there are now three separate categories dedicated to honoring the fine work in the reality television genre.

This is the Oscars equivalent of winning "Best Clown Rape in a Child Pornography Video"
 
2014-07-10 09:52:54 AM  
Not without being nominated.

The nominees in the category "Outstanding Unstructured Reality Program" are:

Alaska: The Last Frontier • Discovery Channel
Deadliest Catch • Discovery Channel
Flipping Out • Bravo
Million Dollar Listing New York • Bravo
Wahlburgers • A&E
Wild Things With Dominic Monaghan • BBC America
 
2014-07-10 10:32:41 AM  
they give emmys for porn now?
 
2014-07-10 11:12:56 AM  
If they do, I'm joining Al Quaida
 
2014-07-10 11:19:38 AM  

Crewmannumber6: If they do, I'm joining Al Quaida


saverocity.com
 
2014-07-10 11:22:32 AM  
After that a Nobel peace prize?
 
2014-07-10 11:25:22 AM  

bdub77: As of this year, there are now three separate categories dedicated to honoring the fine work in the reality television genre.

This is the Oscars equivalent of winning "Best Clown Rape in a Child Pornography Video"


Splurty got screwed last year, I mean really Academy, give it to Tickles?  I think it was just a "Susan Lucci" thing where he had been at it so long that they figured they had to.
 
2014-07-10 11:26:19 AM  
s2.quickmeme.com
 
2014-07-10 11:30:11 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-10 11:34:51 AM  
Who cares?
 
2014-07-10 11:37:58 AM  
My fiancée watches those shows pretty much regularly. I can't begin to understand what enjoyment she gets out of them, because if I watch/hear more than 10 seconds of that crap I go apoplectic.
 
2014-07-10 11:43:12 AM  

steppenwolf: My fiancée watches those shows pretty much regularly. I can't begin to understand what enjoyment she gets out of them, because if I watch/hear more than 10 seconds of that crap I go apoplectic.


Makes you want to head out on the highway?
 
2014-07-10 11:46:39 AM  

grokca: Makes you want to head out on the highway?


Yeah, it really gets my motor running.
 
2014-07-10 12:13:30 PM  
I thought everyone got an Emmy just for being on TV. There are like 50 categories, right?
 
2014-07-10 12:14:18 PM  

steppenwolf: grokca: Makes you want to head out on the highway?

Yeah, it really gets my motor running.


Might help if you went looking for adventure.
 
2014-07-10 12:26:34 PM  

Rigger1955: steppenwolf: grokca: Makes you want to head out on the highway?

Yeah, it really gets my motor running.

Might help if you went looking for adventure.


meh, whatever comes his way
 
2014-07-10 01:12:49 PM  
Porn star Kim Kardashian and family should win an AVN award.
 
2014-07-10 01:14:23 PM  
Tittyocracy
 
2014-07-10 01:23:17 PM  
Or maybe a bootie-ocracy.  Sir-Mix-A-Lot, not available for comment.
 
2014-07-10 01:36:47 PM  
i've watched this one - Deadliest Catch • Discovery Channel

its not horrible. they do try and ratchet up the drama which is annoying
tough job being a fisherman

/it wins because i have seen it
 
2014-07-10 01:44:10 PM  
How about the riveting drama inside Dutch Harbor's only whorehouse...

Deadliest Snatch
 
2014-07-10 01:45:22 PM  
I hope "Wild Things with Dominic Monaghan" wins. He's a funny guy, and his episode of "Getting Doug with High" was in the top 3. I never laughed so much, and I wasn't even partaking!
 
2014-07-10 01:52:21 PM  

moothemagiccow: I thought everyone got an Emmy just for being on TV. There are like 50 categories, right?


Apparently, not them her:

img.fark.net
 
2014-07-10 01:58:46 PM  
Awards shows are self-congratulatory masturbatory festivals of ego and vainity, why should they have any bearing on the meaningfulness of a show's merit?
 
2014-07-10 02:00:14 PM  
On what grounds is this even possible? Any explainations given to back it up would cheapen an emmy to the point of "crackerjack prize".
 
2014-07-10 02:03:13 PM  
Fine, subby, I'll take a seat:

www.halloweenforum.com

The quicker you pull the switch, the better.
 
2014-07-10 02:14:02 PM  
InterruptingQuirk: Awards shows and reality shows are self-congratulatory masturbatory festivals of ego and vainity, why shouldn't they be in cahoots?

FTFY
 
2014-07-10 02:50:16 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Apparently, not them her:


Dude, i'm so pissed about this...  It's ridiculous, i know, but the more i think about the more i wanna set something on fire
 
2014-07-10 02:50:48 PM  
The Emmy people have found that there are audiences who really WILL watch anything that moves...
still, the Kardashians could win an Emmy - just like, every April 1, the Cubs could win the World Series.
 
2014-07-10 02:58:06 PM  

kling_klang_bed: InterruptingQuirk: Awards shows and reality shows are self-congratulatory masturbatory festivals of ego and vainity, why shouldn't they be in cahoots?

FTFY


Awards really were the first reality shows weren't they?!? When the celebrities just showed up 'as themselves' for a staged event where they aren't supposed to entertain per se, but merely give us a glimpse of them as them while telling us why we should care about the person behind the mask.
 
2014-07-10 03:14:50 PM  

InterruptingQuirk: Awards shows are self-congratulatory masturbatory festivals of ego and vainity, why should they have any bearing on the meaningfulness of a show's merit?


The only entertaining thing I've seen relating to the Emmy awards in a long time is a video that the creators of The Lizzie Bennet Diaries (a modern adaptation of Pride and Prejudice) made after winning an Emmy.

Link
 
2014-07-10 03:39:43 PM  
OK, everyone needs to calm down until we get all the facts. For instance, will this be for the Sex Tape? And if so, will she have to have the award shoved up her and/or Kanye's ass?

www.thecompleteperformer.com
 
2014-07-10 03:43:02 PM  

Brick-House: OK, everyone needs to calm down until we get all the facts. For instance, will this be for the Sex Tape? And if so, will she have to have the award shoved up her and/or Kanye's ass?

[www.thecompleteperformer.com image 432x760]


That looks like it will be painful on insertion

/there's a reason the Oscar is shaped that way.
 
2014-07-10 04:39:45 PM  
Yeahhhhhhhhh this is why my TV is barely on when I'm at home.

/And when it is
//it's sports or HuluPlus
///slashies come in threes
 
2014-07-10 04:40:03 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Brick-House: OK, everyone needs to calm down until we get all the facts. For instance, will this be for the Sex Tape? And if so, will she have to have the award shoved up her and/or Kanye's ass?

[www.thecompleteperformer.com image 432x760]

That looks like it will be painful on insertion

/there's a reason the Oscar is shaped that way.


Perhaps for the average asshole, but these tow are Epic Assholes of tremendous magnitude. And in the end, should it be painful... I guess we could always just yank it out really, really quick.
 
2014-07-10 04:46:32 PM  

Brick-House: Perhaps for the average asshole, but these tow are Epic Assholes of tremendous magnitude. And in the end, should it be painful... I guess we could always just yank it out really, really quick.


You must always be prepared for the possibility that when you are trying to bring pain and discomfort to someone, that they may enjoy it even more that way.
 
2014-07-10 05:01:29 PM  

whither_apophis: Porn star Kim Kardashian and family should win an AVN award.


There's a "Most Unenthusiastic Blowjob" Category?
 
2014-07-10 05:11:00 PM  

Two Dogs Farking: Not without being nominated.

The nominees in the category "Outstanding Unstructured Reality Program" are:

Alaska: The Last Frontier • Discovery Channel
Deadliest Catch • Discovery Channel
Flipping Out • Bravo
Million Dollar Listing New York • Bravo
Wahlburgers • A&E
Wild Things With Dominic Monaghan • BBC America


I vote for Deadliest Catch. Of all the scripted reality T.V. crap out there, I still firmly believe that if you risk your life, maybe you should be payed more than booze and pot money. And after my last month working at my blue collar job, I somehow think that the only prodding the guys get from the camera crew is "Don't bottle up your feelings, you'll get ulcers." Farking drama queens everywhere and only gets better when half the things needed to do your job don't work.
 
2014-07-10 05:35:45 PM  
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